MALIBU, CA-Groaning as his bruised head thumped along the tiled flooring, 35-year-old injured cyclist Paul Zablocki briefly regained consciousness to see Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dragging him by the legs into the former presidential candidate's kitchen, sources reported Wednesday. Confused and bleary-eyed upon awakening, Zablocki reportedly noticed a feral aroma of what seemed to be [...]The post Injured Cyclist Briefly Regains Consciousness To See RFK Jr. Dragging Him Into Kitchen appeared first on The Onion.