CHICAGO-Kicking himself as the condiment splattered all over his pristine meal, local man Scott Wilkinson reportedly expressed frustration Thursday after getting mustard on his brand-new hot dog.Son of a bitch, I just got this hot dog-how is it covered in mustard already?" said Wilkinson, dabbing the recently purchased frankfurter with a napkin and explaining that [...]The post Frustrated Man Gets Mustard All Over His New Hot Dog appeared first on The Onion.