SEATTLE-In an effort that was intended to be subtle but was clearly targeted, local cat Arlo reportedly followed pet owner Joshua Rice around his apartment Friday like a racist Walgreens employee making sure a customer wasn't going to steal anything. That asshole thinks he's being discreet, but I can see him staring at me as [...]The post Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee appeared first on The Onion.