BELCHERTOWN, MA-Cautiously eyeing up a nearby mare in what barnyard sources described as a mixture of flirtation and guarded optimism, local horse Oatmeal reportedly took several moments Monday to assess whether a potential mate was also a horse. I have pretty high standards, so I just want to make sure she's the one for me [...]The post Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse appeared first on The Onion.