WASHINGTON-Hailingthe moveasa more wholesome and patriotic substitute for thecurrentU.S.territory,conservative advocacy groupTurning Point USA announced Thursdaythat it was setting upan alternative Puerto Rico.Finally, Americans will be able to enjoy a family-friendly tropical paradise that actually celebrates traditional values,"said TurningPointCEO Erika Kirk, adding thatthe island would be known as Port Rick," a mistranslation of Puerto Rico" that [...]The post Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico appeared first on The Onion.