BURBANK, CA-Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a new era of blind stabs at what they seemed to like before. Fans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly varying guesses at what [...]The post Disney Promises Star Wars' Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before appeared first on The Onion.