MIAMI-Trembling as he held a hand mirror to his face to behold his ghastly new form, internet personality Clavicular reportedly woke up as a hideous, jawless monster Thursday after rating an old crone's looks a four out of 10. Oh God, oh God-what has she done? I'm a monstrosity! I'm hideous!" said the formerly chisel-jawed [...]The post Clavicular Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster After Rating Old Crone A 4 appeared first on The Onion.