More Americans than ever are choosing to watch movies at home rather than going out to the theater. The Onion lays out the drawbacks and benefits of both experiences. Concessions:Streaming: 790 calories of stale crackers, spoonfuls of peanut butter, and shredded cheese.Theaters: 790 calories of whatever 16-year-old theater employee didn't confiscate. Size Of Vin Diesel's [...]The post Streaming vs. Theaters appeared first on The Onion.