WASHINGTON-Launching into the address without any preamble or provocation, the nation's alcoholics held a spontaneous press conference Monday to share a list of places where it's okay to drink. Bars are the obvious first choice, but once the uptight scolds kick you out just for having a good time, shopping mall food courts and convenience [...]The post Nation's Alcoholics Spontaneously Share List Of Places Where It's Okay To Drink appeared first on The Onion.