Cases of cyclosporiasis, a parasitic infection that can cause explosive diarrhea," have been reported in at least 34 states. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the illness. Q: Who is most at risk? A: Children, the elderly, and poor fuckers who've already used all their sick days. Q: Why is it called [...]The post What To Know About Cyclosporiasis appeared first on The Onion.