MLB star Pete Crow-Armstrong could become the first player in Cubs history to achieve a 40-40 campaign, hitting 40 home runs and stealing 40 bases in one regular season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the breakout center fielder. EBP (Eyebrow Percentage): .297 Signature Scent: Banana Boat 70 SPF Good Luck Charm: [...]The post Player Profile: Pete Crow-Armstrong appeared first on The Onion.