GREENSBORO, NC-Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor's mulch.Well, well, well-unless my eyes deceive, I'd say we've got ourselves 800, 900 pounds of cherry brown," said Stevenson, hands on his hips [...]The post Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor's Mulch appeared first on The Onion.