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Keeping a low profile, NVMe: Toshiba sticks out XD5 2.5-inch gumstick
Pint-sized drive in quart bottle Toshiba has pushed out its 2.5-inch XD5, a physically smaller gumstick format with a waspy 7mm thickness slotted into a larger case so that it can slip into standard drive bays.…
Capita: B is for Brexit, C is for cutting costs. Stock exchange: Yay! You guys are awesome
What do you think A is for, staffers? Oh yeah, no one asked you... Capita today did what Capita does best: confirmed yet another round of "cost competitiveness initiatives" to chop out even more people, cut real estate, and squeeze suppliers. Predictably, the stock exchange loved them for it.…
Reg webcast: The Internet of Things can only get better
Make smarter decisions about IoT Promo More and more organisations are realising it can make sense to process data and make decisions using smart devices at the edge rather than in the cloud.…
Protip: If you'd rather cyber-scoundrels didn't know the contents of your comp, don't apply for a Pakistani passport
Compromised government website slurps buttload of data about applicants A Pakistani government website was compromised with a keylogger and other malware that hoovered up a whole host of information about people checking on their passport application status.…
Hackers cop a FILA thousands of UK card deets after slinking onto clothing brand's servers
Pesky JavaScript harvester malware strikes again Sportswear brand FILA is the latest outfit to fall victim to card-stealing JavaScript of the kind that menaced British Airways and Ticketmaster last year.…
That's Numberwang! Google Cloud staffer breaks record for most accurate Pi calculation
Four months to arrive at 31,415,926,535,897 digits Emma Haruka Iwao, a developer advocate at Google Cloud, has celebrated Pi Day (3/14) by setting a new Guinness World Record for calculations of the beautiful mathematical constant, reaching a number with more than 31.4 trillion (ha!) digits.…
Latest Fast Ring build grazes big red button, unintentionally ejects some Windows Insiders
Meanwhile, Skip-Ahead testers glimpse Notepad of the future Some excited Windows Insiders, breathlessly awaiting the first 19H2 build of the operating system, instead found themselves booted off the programme after installing the latest Fast Ring emission.…
NASA admin: What if we switched one delayed SLS for two commercial launchers?
Bridenstine reckons the agency should try sticking to its dates Fresh from a budget that has deferred the future of NASA's mega-rocket, the Space Launch System (SLS), the agency's own administrator has hinted that the present is looking iffy as well.…
CLL19: Early bird ticket offer for London conference ends tonight
Last chance savings on 3 days of DevOps, containers and more Events The early bird ticket offer for Continuous Lifecycle, our three day dive into DevOps, Containers, Serverless, and Continuous Delivery, closes tonight, so if you want to save £100s on conference and workshop places, act now.…
Year 1 of GDPR: Over 200,000 cases reported, firms fined €56 meeelli... Oh, that's mostly Google
2019 just a transition year, says French watchdog European data protection agencies have issued fines totalling €56m for GDPR breaches since it was enforced last May, from more than 200,000 reported cases – but watchdogs have said they're just warming up.…
If you're panicking that quantum computers will crack your crypto, don't – at least not for a decade or so. Here's why
Quantum solace: Encryption to die another day Special report Quantum computing has been portrayed as a threat to current encryption schemes, but the ability of finicky vaporware to overthrow the current security regime looks like it's massively overstated.…
Science says death metal fans delightful and intelligent people, great at dinner parties
Music's violent subject matter has little effect on the listener In a shocking turn of events, boffins have used the power of science to determine that, generally speaking, death metal fans don't actually want to rip off your head and shit down your neck.…
Never thought we'd ever utter these words, but... can anyone recommend a spin doctor for NASA?
Boffins baffled by Bennu: We're due to visit asteroid but it's whirling faster and faster Bennu, the asteroid targeted by NASA for its OSIRIS-Rex mission, is spinning at increasing rate and scientists aren’t quite sure why.…
What do sexy selfies, search warrants, tax files have in common? They've all been found on resold USB sticks
You do know just dragging stuff to the delete folder doesn't wipe stuff, right? Apparently not About two-thirds of USB memory sticks bought secondhand in the US and UK have recoverable and sometimes sensitive data, and in one-fifth of the devices studied, the past owner could be identified.…
Let's see. Translation, facial recognition, running people over... What else can AI do? Ah yes, predict planet mass
It's quicker and easier than solving maths equations at least Boffins bored of time-consuming mathematics are turning to machine-learning code to predict the mass of exoplanets that aren't yet fully formed.…
The HeirPod? Samsung Galaxy Buds teardown finds tiny wireless cans 'surprisingly repairable'
It is easy to make itsy-bitsy tech without spaffing glue all over the place Having previously flung scorn at the Apple AirPods, the iFixit team has turned its spudgers on Samsung's wireless earpieces.…
Thought you were done patching this week? Not if you're using an Intel-powered PC or server
Here comes Chipzilla with a big bunch of security fixes for graphics drivers, server and workstation firmware, and more Hot on the heels of this month's security updates from Microsoft, Adobe, and SAP, Intel has kicked out a batch of its own bug patches.…
Don't be too shocked, but it looks as though these politicians have actually got their act together on IoT security
Actual bipartisan legislation in the US, with industry backing, reemerges Analysis In an all-too-rare sign of Congress doing its job, on Wednesday US lawmakers introduced a new law bill aimed at improving the security of the internet-of-things.…
What today links Gmail, Google Drive, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram – apart from being run by monopolistic personal data harvesters?
They all fell over, fears of massive DDoS denied Updated Both Google and Facebook suffered outages Wednesday, with the Chocolate Factory leading the way and seemingly fixing its issues just as Zuck's network became decidedly antisocial.…
Boeing... Boeing... Gone: Canada, America finally ground 737 Max jets as they await anti-death-crash software patches
Mad Max airline grudgingly backs decision 'out of an abundance of caution' Canada and America have now banned Boeing 737 Max aircraft from flying anywhere over the Great White North and the Land of the Free, pending the implementation of new safety measures and training programs.…
Just Android things: 150m phones, gadgets installed 'adware-ridden' mobe simulator games
Devs may have been duped into using dodgy SDK, tut-tuts infosec biz Android adware found its way into as many as 150 million devices – after it was stashed inside a large number of those bizarre viral mundane job simulation games, we're told.…
Holy sh*tsnacks! Danger zone! Edinburgh Uni's Archer 2 super 'puter will cost a cool £79m
Hammond splashes the cash – guess Brexit's sorted then? The University of Edinburgh is getting a new supercomputer for academic and commercial research, and now we know it'll cost around 79 million quid.…
Open-source 64-ish-bit serial number gen snafu sparks TLS security cert revoke runaround
64 bits of cert ID on the wall, 64 bits of ID. Take the top bit down, don't pass it around, 63 bits of cert ID on the wall... A bunfight over a controversial UAE mobile security company led to the discovery that millions of TLS security certificates have been improperly issued – thanks to a dodgy default configuration in popular certificate authority (CA) management software.…
Nippier blob copying in Azure Storage Explorer? You bet your Az
Command line smarts leave blobs all a bit GUI, thanks to AzCopy Microsoft has continued its efforts to speed up storage performance by adding AzCopy to the company's Azure Storage Explorer.…
Tech sector risks GM-crops-like crackdown if it doesn't win back trust, warns privacy watchdog
'We’re living in an age of anger where people feel disempowered, unhappy...' Innovators are losing the battle for people's trust and facing a kickback where technologies are banned before they have been fully discussed, according to the tech lead at the UK's data watchdog.…
China still doesn't want iPhones despite Apple slashing prices, say market watchers
Wanted: A cheap model? Price cuts in China have not helped revive demand for Apple's iPhone according to an analyst firm cited by Bloomberg.…
UK digital competition review: Forget money, we should consider 'balance of harms' during tech mergers
Plus: A little thing called Brexit has been most distracting A competition review into the giant digital platforms commissioned by the UK's Chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip Hammond, has recommended a new watchdog and greater data rights for users.…
Ready Stack repacked: Dell EMC unloads DIY converged infrastructure designs
Also upgrades VxBlock options Dell EMC has assembled Ready Stack designs for punters who want to build validated converged infrastructure stacks – customers can use any combo of server, storage and networking as long as it's Dell EMC gear, natch.…
Marvell-ous! Chip slinger unleashes 400Gbps switching silicon for the edge
Scream if you wanna go FASTER. SAFE, mate US chipmaker Marvell Technology has created 400Gbps silicon for Ethernet switches, destined for data centres that live at the edge of the network.…
Big and Blue: IBM boss's wage package shrinks in 2018 on her own recommendation
The less we talk about those travel costs though, the better IBM's head honcho Ginni Rometty was paid $16.45m for running the company last year though this was dramatically lower than it could have been – the exec herself downgraded her final incentive score and the board agreed.…
At last! A solution for those unable to wrench their gaze from Windows 10... Er, it's Your Phone
No, not your phone. It's 2019, for heaven's sake. The app Windows Insiders struggling to keep up with the flood of builds were given something new to play with last night.…
Carphone Warehouse fined £29m for mis-selling mobile insurance to punters who didn't need it
Smartphone retailer at centre of very own PPI scandal after FCA probe Misfiring UK mobile phone dealer The Carphone Warehouse was today slapped with a £29.1m penalty by the Financial Conduct Authority for "mis-selling" handset insurance over a six-and-a-half year period.…
They're BAAACK: Windows 10 nagware team loads trebuchet with annoying reminders to GTFO Windows 7
Hail of notifications incoming... just be thankful 8 passed you by Updated Windows 7 holdouts have been warned to expect a notification suggesting that perhaps an upgrade might be in order.…
Windows XP point-of-sale machine gets nasty sniffle. Luckily there's a pharmacy nearby
XP lingers like that cold you just can't shake Fancy sticking a toe into the warm bath of nostalgia? UK retailer Boots is showing the old Windows XP login screen on a self-service terminal in its Islington store.…
Bank of England takes a break from opining on banks' IT outages to 'fess up to forking needless cash on legacy kit, manual processes
Might want to stop throwing stones for a while... The Bank of England (BoE) has admitted to MPs there is "significant" room for improvement in its IT systems, which cost about a third more than other central government organisations.…
Nonprofit OpenAI looks at the bill to craft a Holy Grail AGI, gulps, spawns commercial arm to bag investors' mega-bucks
Capital idea, old boy... yes, plenty of capital Analysis OpenAI, a leading machine-learning lab, has launched for-profit spin-off OpenAI LP – so it can put investors' cash toward the expensive task of building artificial general intelligence.…
Boffins discover new dust clouds in the Solar System Mercury has a surprisingly filthy ring
Venus also turns up a number of undiscovered orbital partners Scientists have spotted, for the first time, gigantic dust rings circling the Sun alongside the orbits of Mercury and Venus.…
This is the Send, encrypted end-to-end, this is the Send, my Mozillan friend
Ride the fox, ride the fox Mozilla's Firefox Send, a free encrypted file sharing service, graduated from test to official release on Tuesday after a year and half of refinement.…
Microsoft changes DHCP to 'Dammit! Hacked! Compromised! Pwned!' Big bunch of security fixes land for Windows
DHCP client has trio of remote-code exec vulns – plus SAP, Adobe issue updates Patch Tuesday It's the second Tuesday of the month, and you know what that means: a fresh dump of security fixes from Microsoft, Adobe and others.…
There was yet another net neutrality hearing today in America, and it was all straightened out amicably and smoothly
No, of course it wasn't If there was any hope that Congress will make progress on resolving the battle over America's net neutrality protections this legislative session, it was surely snuffed out during a hearing on Tuesday.…
Yelp-for-MAGAs app maker is warned there are holes in its code. Does it A. Just fix the problem, or B. Threaten to call the FBI, too?
Or C. It's all a libtard plot? A developer specializing in mobile apps for US conservatives is under fire for threatening to call the Feds on someone who reported security shortcomings in its software.…
Amazon may finally get its hands on .amazon after world's DNS overseer loses patience
ICANN tired of delay tactics from Brazil and Peru Amazon may finally get its hands on the .amazon top-level domain it craves, having been blocked for years by the governments of Brazil and Peru, after ICANN finally lost its patience.…
Take Note: Schneider's teeny-tiny Galaxy VS li-ion UPS set to explode onto data centre scene
100kW of emergency power in a small footprint – nothing to do with Samsung battery fail Schneider Electric has squeezed out a line of compact three-phase UPS systems designed for small data centres and edge computing locations.…
Swiss electronic voting system like... wait for it, wait for it... Swiss cheese: Hole found amid public source code audit
Hey, at least it was discovered, eventually, and fixed – which is the whole point The Swiss Federal Chancellery (SFC) on Tuesday said security researchers have found an fascinating flaw in the Swiss Post's e-voting system as part of an ongoing penetration test.…
Not a great day for Oracle: Top cloud exec jumps ship, analyst recommends cutting shares
Amit Zavery to join former Big Red man Thomas Kurian at Google – reports Google has poached another of Oracle’s top cloud execs with company veteran Amit Zavery joining his former boss Thomas Kurian at the ad-search behemoth - the latest blow to the Oracle's services ambitions.…
Crew Dragon returns to dry land as NASA promises new space station for the Moon
Upgrades postponed for NASA's big rocket budget request in this week's round-up Having plucked a damp Dragon from the ocean, the rest of the week's space news was dominated by a tightening budget will see commercial space seeking a large slice of NASA's Moon pie.…
ProtonMail back up in Russia after regime chokes access over 'terrorist activity'
Service says that's ерунда ProtonMail is "back to running normally in Russia now" after the country blocked access to the encrypted email service, claiming that students at a sports competition were using it to spread anti-regime propaganda.…
UK joins growing list of territories to ban Boeing 737 Max flights as firm says patch incoming
No action from US regulator yet Britain's Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) has banned all Boeing 737 Max flights in UK airspace after a second fatal crash of the type near Addis Ababa in Ethiopia last Sunday killed all 157 people on board.…
Hey, DevOps fans. We've got another acronym for you to write down: CDF
Not to be confused with '90s dance-pop iconoclasts the KLF CloudBees has launched the Continuous Delivery Foundation (CDF), which will operate under the umbrella of the Linux Foundation.…
Raiding party! UK's ICO drops in unannounced on couple of dodgy-dialling dirtbag outfits
Data protection police come a-knocking. 'Put your computers and docs in the facking bag!' The UK's data protection watchdog today raided two businesses suspected of making millions of nuisance calls.…
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