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NASA smacks an Orion into the water with a successful Ascent Abort-2 Test
Parachutes not included as the Launch Abort System gets a work-out NASA completed the Ascent Abort-2 test of its Orion spacecraft today, deliberately crashing a test version of the capsule into the ocean after successfully demonstrating the Launch Abort System (LAS) would do its thing.…
What happens in Vegas ... will probably go through the huge bit barn Google is building in Nevada
Excuse us, we mean 'Jasmine Development' Google has started building a new hyperscale data centre in Henderson, Nevada, expected to cost a cool $600m.…
Microsoft puts freshly borged FSLogix to work speeding up Office 365
It's a virtualized world and everyone's welcome. Even Citrix and VMware Microsoft's newly acquired FSLogix has been tasked with upping the speed of Office 365 ProPlus in virtual environments, including those of rivals Citrix and VMWare.…
Poetic justice: Mum funnels £100 into claw machine to win single Dumbo teddy for her kid
Complains attraction was rigged We'd do anything for the fruit of our loins – like buying them not one, but two train sets at Pecorama and almost instantly regretting it – but a doting mum from Folkestone, Kent, has really taken the biscuit after shoving a hundred quid into an allegedly rigged claw machine.…
SARGE rocket splutters, Boeing shows us its 'chute, NASA trundles Mobile Launcher to pad
Also, happy Asteroid Day! Let's party like it's 1908 Roundup Beyond the crowd-pleasing Falcon Heavy landing antics there were other adventures in space last week that you might have missed.…
You know what's besides the XPoint, Intel? Somebody else's storage-class memory – SK Hynix
Another vendor mounts the crossbars South Korean DRAM and NAND fabber SK Hynix has been developing storage-class memory that will compete with 3D XPoint and which The Register understands is currently under R&D process.…
Microsoft: OK, we admit it, spring is over. Here's your Windows 10 19H2
Mysteriously missing update finally arrives in preview form. World shrugs The next version of Windows 10, aka 19H2, finally arrived in the hands of testers last night to a collective "meh".…
Will that old Vulcan's engines run? Bluebird jet boat team turn to Cold War bomber
Static display jet last ran in 1983 Feature What do you do when your jet-powered speedboat restoration project grinds to a halt because of bureaucracy? Obviously, you find yourself a convenient Vulcan bomber and start restoring the engines to running condition, as the Bluebird Project is currently doing.…
Google open sources standardized code in bid to become Mr Robots.txt
Forget about past technical decisions made by fiat, this time your thoughts matter Google on Monday released its robots.txt parsing and matching library as open source in the hope of its now public code will help encourage web developers to agree on a standard way to spell out the proper etiquette for web crawlers.…
Has NASA's Mars Insight lander hit rock bottom? Heat probe struggles to penetrate Red Planet
Stop, hammer time NASA engineers are trying to fix an instrument on the Mars Insight lander that was supposed to burrow five metres (16 feet) into the Red Planet's surface – and has instead tapped out at just 30 centimetres (one foot.)…
Samsung tears wraps off Bixby Marketplace, tens of people go wild. (One at the back whispers, 'Siri, what's Bixby?')
Sammy tries to slurp some of those app developer dollars Maintaining Bixby's reputation for being late and underwhelming, Samsung's digital assistant has finally got its own marketplace.…
DeepNude's makers tried to deep-six their pervy AI app. Web creeps have other ideas: Cracked copies shared online as code decompiled
This genie is definitely not going back in the bottle From the department of closing the barn door after the horse has warped away at light speed, comes this latest news. Although the creators of DeepNude have torn down their slimy software that removes clothes from women in photos, the code continues to spread all over the internet.…
July is here – and so are the latest Android security fixes. Plenty of critical updates for all
Patch, punch, it's the first of the month Google today posted a fresh round of Android security fixes.…
Cop a load of this: 1TB of police body camera videos found lounging around public databases
Miscreants grabbed sensitive footage belonging to officers in Miami, elsewhere, it is feared In yet another example of absent security controls, troves of police body camera footage were left open to the world for anyone to siphon off, according to an infosec biz.…
Facebook staff sarin for a bad day: Suspected chemical weapon parcel sent to Silicon Valley HQ
Postal package triggered test equipment, buildings evacuated, no one exposed Staff were evacuated today at Facebook's Silicon Valley headquarters after a package believed to contain the chemical weapon sarin was delivered to the antisocial network.…
Shall we strip price caps from .org, mulls ICANN. Hm, people seem really upset... OK, let's do it
Concerns snubbed as DNS overlord signs secretive deal, paves way for $$$ increases The price caps have been taken off .org domains, meaning that more than 10 million largely non-profit organizations will end up paying more for their online presence each year.…
Trouble in paradise: Just a day after G20 love-in, Japan throttles chip part exports to South Korea
Move believed to be response to Seoul's stance on forced labour during WW2 Just a day after the G20 free trade summit ended, Japan has restricted exports of some mobile phone components to South Korea.…
Armed with a billion dollars, Equinix goes after the hyperscalers
Data centre joint venture bankrolled by Singapore sets its sights on Europe Colocation giant Equinix is about to test a new business model - the company has entered a joint venture to build bit barns specifically for hyperscale customers.…
What do we want? Decentralised, non-siloed social media with open standards! When do we want it? Soon!
Wikipedia co-founder calls for strike against Facebook et al The other Wikipedia co-founder has called for a 48-hour boycott of all social media platforms to demonstrate users' desire to regain control of their data and privacy.…
An offer China can't refuse: 'Godfather of Taiwan's DRAM industry' to lead new Tsinghua Unigroup memory unit
Another step towards self-reliance amid US trade tiff China-owned semiconductor giant Tsinghua Unigroup, which already manufactures flash memory, is about to try its luck at making DRAM – a much more complicated endeavour.…
You should really get an Android or iPhone, says Microsoft: No more app updates for Windows Phone 8.x holdouts
Don't forget to swing by the nearest recycling bin Another milestone was reached today in the long, drawn-out death of Windows Phone: Microsoft has stopped distributing app updates to the dozen or so Windows Phone 8.x devices not already consigned to the recyclers.…
Don't tell Alice and Bob: Security maven Bruce Schneier is leaving IBM
Says bye to Big Blue Infosec veteran Bruce Schneier has said he'll step down as a "special advisor" to IBM's security business to, in part, focus his time on teaching the next generation of security pros.…
Edge-lords crack down on trackers as Microsoft effortlessly kills off PBX phone system, and what's this? Windows Calculator on iOS?
Also: It wasn't only the toilets that were whiffy at Glastonbury last weekend Roundup Microsoft's future might be Chromium Edge, machine learning and Azure, but there was no escaping the Ghost of Windows Past this week.…
Oracle goes on for 50 pages about why it thinks AWS winning the Pentagon's $10bn JEDI cloud contract stinks
Case heads to Federal Claims Court in a little over a week Ahead of its first day in Federal Claims Court in Washington, Oracle has made a filing outlining its position against the Pentagon's award of the Joint Enterprise Defense Infrastructure (JEDI) cloud contract to Amazon Web Services.…
What would Jesus tweet? Church of England hands down commandments for Anglicans on social media
'Thou shalt not flame El Reg' not among them, sadly* The Archbishop of Canterbury has used a Facebook Live interview to launch a "digital charter" to provide guidelines for how Anglicans should use social media.…
It's us, only backwards. DXC registers new corporate entity: World, meet *drum roll* CXD Infrastructure Solutions
Staff twitchy about new corporate shell, but it's just serving a Suisse role, says firm DXC Technology has said it incorporated CXD Infrastructure Solutions to house a data centre asset acquired under a co-location agreement with Credit Suisse, and not - as many staff fear - to offload legacy ops.…
Nah, yeah: New Zealand's Rocket Lab notches up another launch success
Launching every two weeks? Sure, so long as your satellites keep off the lard After a few days of frustration for small-sat flingers, Rocket Lab, the company's Electron rocket finally left its New Zealand launch-pad over the weekend.…
Yuge U-turn: Prez Trump walks back on Huawei ban... at least the tech sector seems to think so
Can we get a translator in here? President Donald Trump said he plans to revoke the ban, or, er, grant some licences to American companies supplying components and services to Chinese telecoms giant Huawei.…
Politicos freak out over facial recognition and deepfakes, Apple saves Drive.AI, and more
Your quick guide to what's been happening in machine-learning world Roundup Here's your rapid-fire summary of AI-related news beyond what we've already covered lately.…
Former UK PM Tony Blair urges governments to sort out online ID
Did someone say ID cards? Former British prime minister Tony Blair has once again stuck his head above the parapet - this time to call for "a proper identity system in the UK" to underpin digital government.…
Frustrated Brits can dump mobile providers by text as of today
It's not me, it's you: 'Breaking up has never been easier' Fed up mobile customers can finally dump their providers by text from today, under new rules from Blighty's comms regulator, Ofcom.…
A Register reader turns the computer room into a socialist paradise
Terminate and do what? Who, me? Monday is here, and with it comes another tale of student hijinks in the computer room courtesy of our not-feeling-that-guilty Register readers in our weekly Who, Me? feature.…
White House mulls just banning strong end-to-end crypto. Plus: More bad stuff in infosec land
We'll be over there bashing our head on the wall while you read this Roundup As June turns over to July, here are some additional bits of security news besides our regular infosec coverage.…
Worried about hacker-infested waters? Fret not. Sophos Security SOS Week will come to the rescue this month
Podcast series tackles hot topics from phishing and privacy to cloud services Promo Get up to speed with everything you need to know about keeping yourself and your business safe on the web, social media, and the cloud, without having to leave your desk, during the Sophos Security SOS Week from 8-12 July.…
Delphi RAD tool (remember that?) gets support for Linux desktop apps – again
Seventeen years after Kylix, Embarcardero adds a complete Linux toolchain to Delphi Hands On Texas software house Embarcadero Technologies has said it will license FmxLinux for Delphi, allowing developers to compile desktop applications for 64-bit Linux.…
Stop using that MacBook Pro RIGHT NOW, says Uncle Sam: Loyalists suffer burns, smoke inhalation and worse – those crappy keyboards
Getting dodgy batteries fixed can take up to THREE weeks As Apple's MacBook Pro recall is entering its second week, new details are starting to emerge about the extent of the danger posed by its notebook batteries – and just how irritating the repair process is proving to be.…
Suspected dark-web meth dealers caught by, er, 'using real address' when buying stamps
And sticking those stamps on packages, intercepted by the Feds, it is claimed Two suspected dark-web dealers allegedly shipped tens of thousands of meth packages across America using postage stamps... that could be traced to one of their home addresses.…
Scumbags can program vulnerable MedTronic insulin pumps over the air to murder diabetics – insecure kit recalled
Not a particularly sweet ending to the week Health implant maker MedTronic is recalling some of its insulin pumps following the discovery of security vulnerabilities in the equipment that can be exploited over the air to hijack them.…
How do you know it's finally the weekend? Clock hits 5pm? No, Slack goes down on a Friday afternoon in June
Rap for crap yakety-yak app chaps as chats zapped in hours-long nap Well, it's official: the weekend starts here.…
Google's reCAPTCHA favors – you guessed it – Google: Duh, only a bot would refuse to sign into the Chocolate Factory
Surrender your privacy if you don't want to be turned away as software Analysis Google's reCAPTCHA v3 system, designed to separate people from bots during website interactions, is more likely to give you the benefit of the doubt as a human if you happen to be signed in to your Google Account – and is more likely to deem you dubious if you're trying to protect your privacy, recent research suggests.…
This weekend you better read those ebooks you bought from Microsoft – because they'll be dead come next week
The major problem with anti-piracy DRM, part 1024 If you bought an ebook through Microsoft's online store, now's the time to give it a read, or reread, because it will stop working early July.…
Iran's blame-it-on-Bitcoin 'leccy shortage probably isn't a US hack cover story... yet
But just imagine Stuxnet: Consumer Edition Comment Iran claims that recent surges in electricity demand, leading to blackouts and brownouts, were caused by too many cryptocurrency miners’ power-hungry machines being hooked up to the national grid – though all may not be as it seems.…
Italian data protector makes Facebook an offer it might want to refuse: A €1m fine for Cambridge Analytica data leak
Claims more than 200k Italians had data harvested after just 57 downloaded app The Italian data protection regulator has fined Facebook a cool €1m for alleged privacy offences connected to the Cambridge Analytica scandal.…
cPanel unleashes price hikes on its most dense customers
Yeah - because hardware is better these days, we're going to need to charge you more. Much, much more... cPanel has dropped a bombshell on its customers with a price hike for its services that has left some running for the door marked exit.…
One teeensy little 13-minute power cut, and WD you look at the size of that chip supply cut!
Western Digital 'fesses up to taking 6 exabyte hit, Toshiba still mum A power failure in Yokkaichi, Japan, has thrown Toshiba and Western Digital’s flash supply into chaos – and will have a significant knock-on effect on global supplies, say analysts.…
UK.gov pledges probe into tourists' 'motivations'
Massively devalued pound anyone? Oh, no... we'll draw post Brexit punters in with big data Yep-she's-still-the-UK-Prime-Minister Theresa May took time off from packing today to launch a strategy to increase tourist visitors to the fair islands.…
Phillips kills dependence on its Hue hub, pointing to a Bluetooth world
Popular smart bulbs get an interesting upgrade Philips is getting rid of the need for a specialized and proprietary hub in the latest version of its Hue smart bulbs, indicating that the days of conflicting and confusing smart home products may finally be coming to an end.…
London Zoo offers a night tour with Ronnie and Reggie
Not the murdery gangsters, a pair of together-forever gay penguins Microsoft isn't the only one hobnobbing with penguins this week. Visitors signing up for an evening tour of London Zoo next week will find it has had a few tweaks to celebrate Gay Pride month.…
America's latest 5G drama: Spectrum row bursts into the open with special adviser fingered as agent provocateur
Next-gen 24GHz cellular broadband roll-out stalls amid 'personal animosity' claims Special report A growing inter-agency row over America's use of particular radio frequency bands for 5G phones has burst into the open – with a senior US Department of Commerce adviser fingered as the main source of problems.…
Pitch of the week: Helping to stamp out e-cigarettes while removing hurdles to digital learning
Buy our networking gear and get rid of vaping. Think of the children! Comment From the department of "Just what can't IoT do?" comes plans from Ruckus to both aid digital learning while also stamping out vaping.…
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