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Up in the heir: Inheritors enduring huge delays after botched migration at UK probate service
Backlog not helped by spike in applications to dodge fee hike An IT glitch has contributed to a backlog in the number of UK probate applications, with users still reporting huge delays in the processing of their wills and probate grants.…
Trello starts waving AI around as collab outfit hits 50 million registrations
Just don't ask how many actually use it Atlassian-owned list-maker Trello is in celebratory mood as it trumpets the 50 millionth user registration as well as the advent of more templates, automation and the dead hand of AI.…
Linux kernel is getting more reliable, says Linus Torvalds. Plus: What do you need to do to be him?
Chief Linux maintainer job is all about reading many, many, many emails, and 'saying no' Linux inventor (and chief maintainer) Linus Torvalds says that the kernel is getting more reliable, and he is not anxious about it being used in safety-critical systems.…
Digital Realty chucks $8.4bn at Interxion for colocation mega-merger
Acquisition cracks Europe for US data centre giant US data centre biz Digital Realty is proposing a takeover of Dutch colocation flogger Interxion for an eye-popping $8.4bn.…
So how do you reckon you did on stopping fake news, Google and Facebook? Firms turn in self-assessment homework to Europe
Unsurprisingly, commish thought that, in fact, they could do better The European Commission has published its first year of reports from platforms including Google, Microsoft, Twitter and seven European trade associations on how they are countering disinformation.…
UK ads watchdog slaps Amazon for UX dark arts after folk bought Prime subs they didn't want
>>>FREE STUFF HERE<<< Amazon has been rapped by Britain's advertising watchdog after its baffling online payments page duped customers into signing up for an Prime subscription as they tried to pay for goods.…
'Earworn Wearables' will save the day (wireless earbuds, but cool name for your D&D halfling)
The hero that drives 62% uptick in wearables to *squints* $52bn, according to Gartner The wearables market is popping, if you believe the latest report from entrail prodders at Gartner: the sector will might be worth an impressive $52bn by 2020, up from $32bn in 2018.…
Security, vendor lock-in, platform choice... All hot topics in serverless. All answered next month at our conference
Still tickets left, still time to book – check out our line-up of experts and workshops Event Our Serverless Computing London conference opens in a week, which means you’ve got plenty of time to secure your spot.…
Europe's digital identity system needs patching after can_we_trust_this function call ignored
ExplicitKeyTrustEvaluator... True, false? Who cares, just accept it anyway Security flaws have been found in the European Union's electronic identity system that could have been exploited by miscreants to impersonate member states' citizens online.…
AMD isn't playing around: Bad console quarter a drag on chip slinger's finances
Strong Ryzen, Epyc performance hampered by slow sales for semi-custom AMD saw strong desktop and server processor sales tempered by a dip in its trade of semi-custom games console chips.…
Is HONK nothing sacred HONK? It's 2019 and an evil save file can pwn much-loved HONK Untitled Goose Game
Please don't forget to HONK deserialize your data safely HONK Fans of Untitled Goose Game should update their copy of the indie smash-hit following the discovery of a bug that can lead to malicious save files hijacking players' systems.…
WhatsApp slaps app hacker chaps on the rack for booby-trapped chat: NSO Group accused of illegal hacking by Facebook
1,400 folks, including human-rights bods, unlawfully spied on it is claimed Updated Facebook and its WhatsApp subsidiary on Tuesday sued NSO Group alleging the Israel-based spyware maker unlawfully hacked smartphones using a vulnerability in the popular chat app.…
Q. Who's triumphantly slamming barn door shut after horse bolted at warp 9? A. NordVPN
Pentests, audits, and RAM-only servers part of lockdown plan 2019 has been a bad year for NordVPN on the security front.…
Google goes full Anti-Flash-ist, boots Adobe's insecure monstrosity out of web search index
Crawler bots to snub animated content starting this year Google plans to help Adobe's Flash exercise its right to be forgotten – by gradually stripping the animated content from its search index, starting some time later this year.…
Come on, you can't be serious: Now Australia mulls face-recog tech for p0rno site age checks
A whole new spin on facial recognition Proving that satire is truly dead, the Australian government hopes to use facial recognition technology to check Aussies are over 18 before ogling online smut.…
Chrome devs tell world that DNS over HTTPS won't open the floodgates of hell
Well, their version of it won't, they claim Chrome devs have had a little rant about "misinformation", repeating that DNS-over-HTTPS (DoH) will be supported but won't necessarily be automatically used in upcoming builds of the browser.…
Watch online: How data architecture drives cloud transformation in the enterprise
Join us and Qumulo next month to explore and discuss digital strategy to data practicality Webcast Let’s keep this simple. You’re looking to move to the cloud because you know just how powerful the model can be. You’ve seen what's possible when you harness the wealth of data now available to your applications. You’re looking to deliver on your digital transformation goals, respond to new business opportunities, and disrupt your entire market.…
Microsoft welcomes ancient Project app to the 365 family, meaning bleak future for on-prem
Redmond hauls management software cloudwards Microsoft has rolled out the cloud-based version of its venerable project management software, Project, along with a new basic subscription option.…
Aw, bad day at your air-conditioned, somewhat clean desk? Try shifting a 40-tonne fatberg
With your hands Workers at Thames Water have shifted a 40-tonne fatberg – slightly more than three double-decker buses – from a sewer in south London.…
Mobile operators to be stung for 10% of annual turnover if coverage falls short, digital sec warns
Meanwhile, Nicky Morgan hints at imminent decision on Huawei in UK's 5G infrastructure UK mobile operators will be fined up to 10 per cent of their annual turnover if they fail to meet the coverage obligations of the £1bn Shared Rural Network plans, digital secretary Nicky Morgan has claimed.…
Running on Intel? If you want security, disable hyper-threading, says Linux kernel maintainer
Speculative execution bugs will be with us for a very long time Linux kernel dev Greg Kroah-Hartman reckons Intel Simultaneous Multithreading (SMT) - also known as hyper-threading - should be disabled for security due to MDS (Microarchitectural Data Sampling) bugs.…
GlobalFoundries calls off the dogs to reach semiconductor patent sharing deal with TSMC
In two months? That was quick Just two months after GlobalFoundries started legal action against Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (TSMC), the pair have reached a 10-year patent-sharing agreement.…
Are you coming to the party dressed as an IMP? ARPANET @ 50
The first two letters sent that day were 'L' and 'O' – what should the third have been? It is 50 years today since the first message was sent on the ARPANET, a precursor of the internet as we know it today.…
Huawei with you! FCC's American Pai proposes rip-and-replace of scary Chinese comms kit
ZTE also on hit list Ajit Pai, chairman of the US Federal Communications Commission (FCC), has devised a two-part scheme to erase Chinese hardware from American telecoms networks.…
It's back: The mercifully normal-looking Moto 360 smartwatch
No pressure to don sweatband and suddenly start jogging Unlike the seeming majority of wearables (including those from Apple, Fitbit, and Huawei), the resurrected Moto 360 smartwatch isn't targeted at fitness enthusiasts.…
Stop us if you've heard this one: Aussies probe Google over misleading location stalking claims
The case certainly rings a bell back in Europe Australia's consumer watchdog is pursuing Google over claims the megacorp has misled people about what data it collects and processes via its mobile operating system, Android.…
UK Ministry of Justice brags about new digital forensics unit to thwart tech-savvy jailbirds
Probing contraband mobes to reduce prison crimes The UK Ministry of Justice is setting up a digital forensics lab to probe mobile phones seized from prisoners.…
USAF spaceplane back on Earth after mystery 2-year jaunt in orbit. Jeepers creepers, what has it been doing up here?
Happy Halloween, folks! Round Up While the past seven days were light on launches, space fans had plenty to enjoy, with the Air Force's mystery mini Space Shuttle finally returning from space and the James Webb Space Telescope inching closer to blast-off.…
Remember the big IBM 360 mainframe rescue job? For now, Brexit has ballsed it up – big iron restorers
Hauliers thin on the ground, apparently Plans to restore an aged IBM mainframe found in a disused building in Germany are on hold because of struggles to find a way to haul the hardware to the UK.…
It's dangerous to go alone! Take Uncle Sam and the Netherlands: Duo join naval task force into China's backyard
Multinational poking of bear HMS Queen Elizabeth is still on track to deploy to the Far East in 2021 – although whether it will actually sail through the South China Sea is yet to be explicitly confirmed – with escorting warships from the US and the Netherlands, according to reports.…
Will someone think of the taxpayer? UK.gov needs to stop burning billions on shoddy procurement, says Reform
The solution: create a regulator with teeth and deeper pockets An independent watchdog capable of imposing fines should be set up to tackle the billions of pounds wasted by purchasing departments in the UK public sector, according to the Reform think tank.…
Dammit Insight! You just had two big jobs to do on Mars and you're failing at one of those
The self-hammering heat probe suddenly popped out from the ground over the weekend The heat probe aboard NASA’s InSight lander is having trouble digging into the surface of Mars due to “unusual soil conditions,” the space agency announced on Sunday.…
Sticks and stones may break your bones but robot taunts will hurt you – in games at least
Shade-throwing bot bedevils human opponents in boffins' strategy simulation People need no help doing violence to machines; reports of humans abusing machines have become a common occurrence.…
What a bunch of dopes! Fancy Bear hackers take aim at drug-testing orgs
Now why would Russian hackers want to compromise anti-doping agencies? The Russian hacking crew known as Fancy Bear is thought to be actively targeting anti-doping sports agencies.…
Google boss Pichai unbothered as 'Other Bets' nears billion-dollar cash sink in Q3 results
There's rich, and then there's 'shrug off 24% profit drop' rich Google execs are upbeat for the future of the Chocolate Factory even as its quarterly haul took a hit in the profits department.…
Move over Ceres! There's a new, smaller dwarf planet in town called Hygiea
Spherical shape kicks asteroid into new role PIC There may be a new dinky dwarf planet that’s even tinier than Ceres, the largest object in the main asteroid belt that currently holds the title as the smallest dwarf planet in our Solar System.…
Like the Death Star on Endor, JEDI created a ton of fallout and stormy weather in cloud market
Winners and losers speak out after $10bn contract award Late on Friday, word broke that the US Department of Defense had decided to award the massive 10-year, $10bn Joint Enterprise Defense Initiative contract to Microsoft.…
Samsung SpaceSelfie Galaxy-bearing balloon photobombs Michigan home the hard way
Phone biz refers to crash as 'early soft landing' On Saturday, a phone-toting high-altitude balloon launched by Samsung to promote its Galaxy S10 5G phone crashed into the front yard of the home of Nancy and Dan Welke in Gratiot County, Michigan.…
Amazon is saying nothing about the DDoS attack that took down AWS, but others are
Looks like some security staff were asleep at the switch Amazon has still not provided any useful information or insights into the DDoS attack that took down swathes of websites last week, so let’s turn to others that were watching.…
Microsoft explains self-serve Power platform's bypassing of Office 365 admins to cries of 'are you completely insane?'
We're unlocking productivity! Microsoft has defended a policy decision for its "Power platform" – part of Office 365 – to let end users bypass Office 365 admins and make their own licence purchases.…
City of Joburg says it knows who ransom hack attacker is, refuses to pay off criminals
Hayi wena! Jozi officials claim they'll have 80% of systems back online as deadline expires Several hours past the payment deadline, Johannesburg has vowed not to give in to criminal hackers who demanded £29,000 (4 bitcoins) not to publish its data, four days after the South African city shut down its public sector networks in response to the breach.…
You're ARIN a laugh: Critical internet org accused of undercutting security over legal fears
America's regional internet registry slammed by critics, snubbed by ISPs Analysis A key internet infrastructure organization is undercutting efforts to make the internet more secure by insisting ISPs accept a legal agreement before using a security framework, critics charge.…
Annoyed by too many kernel testing projects? Good news. Linux Foundation anoints chosen one – KernelCI
Stop, collaborate and listen "We have six or seven projects which are doing kernel testing, so much so that we're getting really annoyed," kernel maintainer Greg Kroah-Hartman told a crowd today.…
Median speeds for UK 5G four times faster than 4G, but still way behind US and South Korea
In other words, you're waiting 26 seconds for that movie to download A first and limited look into the UK rollout of 5G has revealed punters enjoying median speeds up to four times faster than standard 4G, with EE coming out on top and Vodafone managing to be just twice as fast.…
Your kids will be glad a UK government-funded robot will be changing your nappy and not them
That's the idea behind £34m investment in autonomous care for elderly research Rise of the Machines A nightmarish vision of our future dotage awaits: government-built "care robots".…
Engineer grumbles and user gripes do little to slow down Nadella's trillion-dollar Microsoft
Also: Android integration pays off and recent crack at BASIC turns 11 Roundup While Microsoft basked in the warmth of soaring digits last week, former technical evangelist and engineer James Whittaker was there to tip an icy scorn bucket over Windows and the culture lurking behind it.…
Cringe as you read Horrible Histories: UK Banking Sector, sigh as MPs finger cloudy Big 3 as future risk
The case of the disappearing ATMs, shonky backends and Total Sh*tshows of Banking The Treasury Committee has told UK bank regulators they must do more to force banks to improve their woeful record on IT.…
Rekognition still racist, politicians desperate over deepfakes, and a good reason to go to (some) music festivals
Let's bring you up to speed on the latest misuses of machine-learning tech Roundup Here's our latest summary of AI news beyond what we've already covered. It’s all about two favourite topics in machine learning today: facial recognition and deepfakes.…
Oracle's cloud to net sweet customers as NetSuite sinks ever deeper into the fold
CEO Evan Goldberg on Big Red migration and the Suite smell of Success Oracle-owned NetSuite has plugged cookie-cutter SuiteSuccess tooling at its London SuiteConnect shindig as customers face up to a migration to Big Red's cloud.…
Remember that competition for non-hoodie hacker pics? Here's their best entries
And we invite you to grab your easel and brush A competition to produce stock pictures of infosec that does not involve hoodies or waterfalls of 0s and 1s has yielded a mixed bag of images to illustrate the industry's digital doings for the world's consumption.…
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