Sandra and Woo

This is literally what happened. Reading all these reports, I have to say that all these aliens really don’t behave like you’d expect super intelligent beings to behave like. It makes you wonder how they got these amazing vessels that can do unbelievable maneuvers. Is there a fundamental flaw in the way humans experience the […]

I’m not sure how often I’ll be able to update twice a week until the work on the Gaia anthology is done. Satisfying our 1765 Kickstarter supporters is now my main priority for the next months.

Here’s the obligatory link to our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology and Sandra and Woo books!

Here’s the obligatory link to our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology and Sandra and Woo books! If you want to draw something, send your drawing to novil@gmx.de. This strip may be in the top 10 of my favorite Sandra and Woo strips of all time!

Here’s the obligatory link to our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology and Sandra and Woo books!

Here’s the obligatory link to our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology and Sandra and Woo books! I don’t think anybody would believe me if I said that having two consecutive story arcs in which Sandra prevents someone from going to the basement wasn’t planned at all. Sandra: Wait, Dad! You shouldn’t go down to […]

Here’s the obligatory link to our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology and Sandra and Woo books! Cloud: I’ve written a poem for you! Sandra: Oooh, Cloud! Cloud: In your ey– AAIIIEEEE Woo: The Great Old Ones! Always your best bet when things become unbearably sappy! Caption: Cthulhu masks – Extra slimy!

Here’s the obligatory link to our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology and Sandra and Woo books! Sandra: The… movie?! Larisa: Yeah! Sandra: The movie!! … The moooviiiiiiiieeeeeee {BZZZZZ} Larisa: Ha! I knew it! Sandra: Hmpf! Hmmpf!! Larisa: The Last Airbender Attack. Nothing is more reliable in exposing an evil AI that’s trying to impersonate […]

Here’s the obligatory link to our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology and Sandra and Woo books! Larisa: I finally got around to watching The Last Airbender. Sandra: And, what do you think? Larisa: Great characters and interesting story! Sandra: I also loved the soundtrack. Larisa: Yeah, great movie.

Here’s the obligatory link to our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology and Sandra and Woo books! Sign: Larisa’s Life Advice – Part 3 Sticker: This one could save your life! Larisa: Looks like you’re out of sparkling water… Sandra: There are still a few bottles in the cellar. Larisa: Cool. I’ll get us a […]

The new strip is already done. However, yesterday I had the idea to make it part of a short story arc. Since the strip isn’t the first strip in the arc, I can’t post it yet. So please have a little patience.

Here’s the obligatory link to our Kickstarter campaign!

Here’s the obligatory link to our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology and Sandra and Woo books! Sign: Comics & Board Games Melody: Hmmm… Dubious vendor: Hey, you, pssst, … yes, you! Dubious vendor: May I interest you in my smart 3D printer? Thanks to its patented blockchain technology, you can print anything with it! […]

This is a non-canon version of Hitomi as she obviously didn’t go to an American school or college.

This is a non-canon version of Hitomi as she obviously didn’t go to an American school or college. Sign: Larisa’s Life Advice – Part 2 Larisa: Middle school and high school is a tough time for many of us. Larisa: Be strong, and get through it! Because in college, at the very latest, nobody will […]

The strip Larisa’s Life Advice, Part 1 was only on the front page for a couple of hours before being replaced by the advertisement for our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology. It will now stay on the front page until Wednesday or Thursday when Part 2 will be published.

Our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology has surpassed 50,000€ today! It’s currently the most popular comics-related campaign on all of Kickstarter: [1], [2]!To celebrate the success, I plan to further increase the quality of The Complete Gaia hardcovers by chosing the following printing options: a round spine, an endband, and a bookmark. See the following news post on Kickstarter for details.

Our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology has surpassed 50,000€ today! It’s currently the most popular comics-related campaign on all of Kickstarter: [1], [2]! To celebrate the success, I plan to further increase the quality of The Complete Gaia hardcovers by chosing the following printing options: a round spine, an endband, and a bookmark. See […]

Here’s the link to our Kickstarter campaign again. You can start reading Gaia here!

This strip was only on the front page for a couple of hours before being replaced by the advertisement for our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology. It will now stay on the front page until Wednesday or Thursday when Part 2 will be published.The full quote by Michael Crichton was too long for the comic:

This strip was only on the front page for a couple of hours before being replaced by the advertisement for our Kickstarter campaign for the Gaia anthology. It will now stay on the front page until Wednesday or Thursday when Part 2 will be published. The full quote by Michael Crichton was too long for […]

Update (1 hour after posting this strip): I’m sorry, but I had to restart the poll. My change to include the two new options completely messed up the vote count and I was unable to restore the correct values.

The page for the Kickstarter campaign for The Complete Gaia is now almost done. Click on the link to see a preview of it. I plan to launch the campaign in one or two weeks. Apart from the anthology that collects all 950 comic pages, there will also be a supplementary book which contains a […]

Sandra: We interrupt this broadcast– Woo: Wasn’t the last story arc finished anyway? Sandra: –for breaking news from Novil! Novil: My mother feeds local wildlife in her garden: hedgehogs, squirrels, birds… And today I got to watch her newest visitor. Novil: A raccoon! Laila: Woo! Novil: The day the first raccoon with an opposable thumb […]

Yuna’s game against Logan Hunter is based on a game between the chess engines Deep Mind Alpha Zero against Stockfish. It was also called an “Immortal Zugzwang Game” by popular chess commentator agadmator. You can watch the game on agadmator’s YouTube channel. The position on the board before Yuna blundered her queen in strip [1254] […]

Yuna: I can’t believe I managed to draw the game after blundering my queen. Yuna: On the other hand, you had only four seconds left on the clock. It’s easy to miss a stalemate trap in such a situation. Yuna: … You seem to care a lot about chess. I have to say that I […]

Logan Hunter: A fair sportswoman would resign instead of wandering aimlessly across the board with her king. Yuna: I love to go a-wandering, From here to there and back. And as I go, I love to sing, May time run out for black! Logan Hunter: Well, here’s my second queen! What do you say now?! […]

Logan Hunter: ?!! Referee: {Gasp!} Yuna: Oops, that’s not where the queen was supposed to go. Yuna: Mom, can you go home and press the yellow button on the metal sphere next to Wally’s box? Ye Thuza: The time machine stays off!

Unfortunately, there will be only one update this week. Since I will need a lot of time to prepare the release of The Complete Gaia, this will happen regularly in the following months.

For JMR insiders, this would have been even funnier with the classic rival teams Raspberry Racers and Limers. But then one of them would have had to make the conscious decision to pick the Limers! That’s too outlandish even for Sandra and Woo!

Jelle’s Marble Runs on YouTube This is not about a specific event in the marble league. I didn’t want to spoil anything.

Unfortunately, there will be no second update this week.

Some other insults I came up with before my favorite version seen in the comic: You’re so fat, you’re the most spherical object on the court! You’re so fat, the balls are jealous of your roundness! You’re so fat, scientists can’t explain why you haven’t collapsed into a black hole yet! You’re so fat, mathematicians […]

Zoey: I’ve never played against someone who plays a two-handed forehand. Pat Smash: I’m the reincarnation of Monica Seles! Zoey: You’re definitely not the reincarnation of Monica Seles! Pat Smash: Why not? Zoey: Monica Seles is still alive! Pat Smash: Her problem. Zoey: On the other hand, I, too, feel a deep spiritual connection… Pat […]

Solved thanks to our reader K. Asay! The song is Forever and Ever by famous composer Jeremy Soule from the obscure XBox game Azurik: Rise of Perathia. Can someone identify this lovely instrumental piano piece? I’ve always wanted to know its source. It was almost certainly contained in a music package for Neverwinter Nights 1 […]

Witness that amazing drawing of Pat Smash in the first panel! Pat Smash: WREAARGH Umpire: Game, Miss Smash. Zoey: Stop it with that annoying grunting! You sound like a beached whale that is getting knifed! Pat Smash: Deal with it! Umpire: Please, Miss Irvine! Pat Smash: Ha! Umpire: Miss Smash sounds much more like a […]

Michelle: You’ve made it to the final! Zoey: As if there’d ever been any doubt about that! Michelle: Who’ll be your opponent? Zoey: What kind of stupid name is that?! Pat Smash: Ahh! My next victim!