Sandra and Woo

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Larisa: Lava moat! Man: Lava moat! Woman: Lava moat! Larisa: Lava moat! Yuna: Lava moat! Larisa: Lava moat | Sigh Yuna: Lava moat? Larisa: Lava moat $$$! Yuna: Lava moat… Larisa: Lava moat? Yuna: Lava moat ¢! Larisa: Lava moat!!

Richard: Are you serious? We should build a lava moat?! Larisa: Lava moat…!

Sandra: Is there anything we can do to avert disaster? Eugene Tyson: I strongly recommend strengthening your defenses! Richard: With vitamin C or something? Eugene Tyson: No. With a castle wall around your house. Eugene Tyson: A lava moat would be good too…

https://clips.twitch.tv/AuspiciousPlausibleMagpiePunchTrees I honestly didn’t expect these reactions after the game got a 95% on Metacritic. I guess that shows how much a 10/10 is worth nowadays.

Richard: So you’re predicting that something cataclysmic will happen in five days at 8:37? Eugene Tyson: Correct. Richard: Please excuse me, the question may seem odd, but I have to ask it. Eugene Tyson: Yes? Richard: A.m. or p.m.? Eugene Tyson: Please, Sir, dream interpretation is not an exact science!

Eugene Tyson: Thank you for telling me all about your dreams, Sandra. There can only be one conclusion to all this! Sandra: Really? Eugene Tyson: Yes! I’m 100% certain that a dramatic event will turn your life upside down. And it will happen in exactly five days at 8:37! Sandra: Oh dear. Is that good […]

Policeman: Hands up! Sandra: Woo! Policeman: Oops, wrong house. Woo: What’s up? Rioter: How do you like that, racist scum?! Sandra: Woo! Sandra: AAAAAHH! Richard: You don’t have to worry, Sandra. There haven’t been any riots in the country for a week. Sandra: I know, but… Sandra: I’ve been having all kinds of nightmares for […]

It’s often said that reality isn’t black-and-white, but that there are various shades of gray. But in this conflict, there rather seem to be shades of black.

Genie: Ho ho ho! For setting me free, I’ll grant you three wishes! Genie: But I can’t make someone fall in love– Sandra the Explorer: Eternal health until I decide to die out of my own free will. Genie: –with you. And you can’t wish for– Sandra the Explorer: The ability to shapeshift into any […]

Yuna: Allo? Eez thees der motheer of Yuna Williams? Yah? Yuna: I em beeg eemportant rezearcher oond I most ask yer to tell yer daughteer folloving formula! Ye Thuza: Yuna! Stop the nonsense! Ye Thuza: What’s even– David: I don’t think this series is suitable for grade schoolers. Ye Thuza: Well, Back to the Future […]

Sandra: This is the character editor of Cyberpunk 2077. It allows you to customize your character in almost any way you want. Cloud: Of course, my hero will be God’s shining beacon in a sea of corruption! An impeccable champion in mankind’s eternal struggle against moral depravity! Landon: Deus vult! Cloud: There must be a […]

This is one of those strips where you’re afraid as a writer that many readers will not understand what exactly is going on in the last panel. But if you make it more explicit (pun intended), it would ruin the joke. Sandra: Yesterday, the demo for Cyberpunk 2077 was released. This is its much discussed […]

There will be only one update this week, on Wednesday or Thursday, since I needed some time off.

There will be only one update this week, on Wednesday or Thursday, since I needed some time off.

You just can’t escape the time jannies…

If you’re still undecided about getting Final Fantasy VII Remake, here’s my own review of it. Characters ✔✔ The strongest aspect of the game! They nailed the personality of all the characters! Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Barret & Co. behaved just like in the original game. Moreover, the increased playing time gave more room for personal […]

Here’s my review of Final Fantasy VII Remake.

The two Reddit posts that build the foundation of this strip: [FF7R + FF7 Ending Theory] I think we have been misled since 1997 “Quit acting like you know me.” The evidence against Aerith (with timecodes) [heavy spoilers] Ye Thuza: The ending of Final Fantasy VII Remake was obviously poorly executed. But in the last […]

Ye Thuza: This is my shrine for Tetsuya Nomura, the director of Final Fantasy VII Remake. Three times a day, I thank him for the wonderful world full of charming characters and gorgeous locations he has created. Ye Thuza: This is my voodoo doll of Tetsuya Nomura. Three times a day, I use it to […]

Hitomi: Cloud so thoughtless! Doesn’t give thirsty girl anything to drink! Rachel Hayer: Wasn’t it nice of Mrs. Williams to lend us her grenade launcher for the cosplay competition? Bob Hayer: I don’t know! Man: I hope it’s not Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ye Thuza: Good morning, kind sir. Do you have time to talk about our […]

Hitomi: Did you play Final Fantasy VII when it came out? Richard: Yes. And there were lots of things that I didn’t like. The tedious battles, the goofy character models, the broken English… Richard: But the characters felt so alive. As if they were your real friends who went on this grand, marvelous adventure with […]

Yuna: In today’s episode of “Yuna’s World of Physics,” I would like to show you a typical example of the so-called “spooky action at a distance.” Yuna: One speaks of “spooky action at a distance” when changes in the state of elementary particles instantaneously lead to changes in entangled particles at a completely different location. […]

Richard: There are still tickets for teamLab Borderless tomorrow. Would you be interested in joining me? Hitomi: Oh, oh, oh! Hitomi watched enough romantic movies to know where this is going! Hitomi: Hitomi is a little surprised. Because Richard helped her with Yukiya. So Richard is… uhmmm… Hitomi is missing word. Richard: Friendly? Hitomi: No. […]

Brutal setback for all shippers! The doctors can’t keep up with the treatment of the wounded!

A thank you to all the different professions that will bring us through this difficult time!

Richard: Arigatou gozaimasu. Hitomi: Dō itashimashite. Richard: Yes, an accident … Wallet, briefcase, suitcase, all gone! … My cab got sucked into an isekai-gluon vortex … Yes, that happens quite frequently in Japan … When can Jack fly to Tokyo? … All flights cancelled due to the coronavirus outbreak?!! Sign: Embassy of the United States […]

Who can identify the location shown in the last panel?

Richard: Stop hogging the toilet! Man: You wish! The screams are almost bearable in here. Richard: I’ll complain to a stewardess! Man: Good luck! I haven’t seen one since takeoff. Captain: Mrs. Kasai, could you please press the yellow button? Captain: No, that was the button for releasing the snakes.

Captain: … our flight to Tokyo. Captain: We kindly ask the attendants of the “Association of Oblivious Mothers with Infants Who Suffer a Fear of Flying” world congress– Richard: I need to get off!! Stewardess: The plane’s already taken off! Richard: Do I look like I care?!

Captain: Unfortunately, our departure to Tokyo will be delayed since most passengers have not yet arrived. Richard: Time for a nap… Novil: And this will happen in the next strip! Succubus: That poor guy! Even I feel sorry for him! Succubus: Teach me your ways, little devil! Novil: … I can teach you a lot […]

Sandra: Today, we’d like to introduce you to a brand new social concept, the Brähmer coefficient Θ. It describes the physical distance between two people in terms of their personal core value. Woo: Brähmer coefficient? Sandra: I can assure you that this has absolutely nothing to do with the generous donation we recently received from […]

Sign: In case of fire break glass Sign: For case of fire break glass Sandra: The temptation is real! Larisa: Come to the bright side!

The next strip will be posted on Monday since we needed a bit more time to prepare the next two strips and the following story arc. To shorten the waiting time, Powree drew this cute artwork of Sandra and Woo in sumi ink style.

Based on the famous comic strip I Don’t Really Have Strong Opinions by Shen who created some of the most iconic webcomic strips of the decade, despite being an irredeemable bike cuck.

Based on the strip On Fire by KC Green. Larisa: This is fine. The Devil: More tea?

Richard: The pain and suffering, it will never end! Sandra: Daddy, to show you that there are smart people too, I’ve brought Yuna over! Yuna: First, I’ll read the first two pages of my essay on why the boys in my class are so mean and yucky. Richard: You’re not helping your case, Sandra…! Sandra: […]