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Alan Turing’s OBE medal, PhD cert, other missing items found in super-fan’s Colorado home by agents, says US govt
Shock discovery after Brit super-boffin's stuff disappears decades earlier More than 250 items belonging to super-Brit Alan Turing, including his OBE medal, that went missing decades ago were found hidden behind a bathroom wall in America, according to new court documents.…
From WordPad to WordAds: Microsoft caught sneaking nagging Office promos into venerable text editor beta
Hidden for now, probably coming to a desktop near you, soon, ish Microsoft is secretly testing in-house ads in WordPad, the basic text editing app bundled into its desktop operating system since Windows 95.…
*David Attenborough voice* And here we have, in the wild, a rare glimpse... of what may be... a positive IBM quarter
Big Blue rides Red Hat into the black A tenth of a percent still counts, right?…
Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia accused of hacking Jeff Bezos' phone with malware-laden WhatsApp message
Mid-East nation slams 'absurd' claim, UN report to emerge Updated Candid pictures used to threaten Amazon boss Jeff Bezos were exposed not by his current paramour's brother, as some have suggested, but through a sophisticated hacking operation personally directed by the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammad bin Salman, The Guardian has asserted.…
Bank IT bod pocketed nearly $1m in kickbacks from tech contractor bosses for sending deals their way, Feds claim
Cuffed procurement bureaucrat took percentage cut, it is alleged An IT worker at a New York bank steered multi-million-dollar deals to a technology contractor in exchange for $900,000 in kickbacks, it is claimed.…
Remember that Sonos speaker you bought a few years back that works perfectly? It's about to be screwed for... reasons
Planned obsolescence strikes again Sonos is doubling down on its previously disclosed inclination to drop support for older products that aren't profitable to support.…
No backdoors needed: Apple ditched plans to fully encrypt iCloud backups after heavy pressure from FBI – claim
Convenient timing for this story to emerge Apple ditched plans to fully encrypt its iCloud backups two years ago after being pressured by the FBI, it is claimed.…
CityFibre relieves TalkTalk of its FTTP sister biz for £200m – after Boris win blows away Labour's nationalisation vow
Deal will crank telco's reach up to 8 million premises in UK Goldman Sachs-backed telco CityFibre has snapped up TalkTalk's fibre-to-the-premises (FTTP) network for £200m, two months after the deal was delayed during the general election.…
Opera hits back at 'short seller' whose report claimed its 'predatory' microloan droid apps could hurt, er... investors
Nothing to see here, insists browser-maker Opera has responded to accusations that it offers predatory short-term loans to some of the world's most disadvantaged communities to shore up its financial results.…
South American nations open fire on ICANN for 'illegal and unjust' sale of .amazon to zillionaire Jeff Bezos
Nastygram to DNS overseer follows long, flawed and drawn-out process Eight South American governments have vowed to make life difficult for DNS overseer ICANN after it gave the .amazon top-level domain to the US tech giant headed by Jeff Bezos.…
Dixons Carphone to London Stock Exchange: Yay, we grew 2% in the festive quarter. Oh, hang on, no we didn't
'Clerical error' causes major screw-up... misery loves company at UK's largest 'leccy retailer Just because you want something badly doesn't mean you can will it to happen. This is what Dixons found out today when it was forced to re-issue a trading statement, with the first one saying sales had grown. (Spoiler: they hadn't.)…
New SAP co-CEO 'runs simple' to Davos in Mercedes hydrogen car
Just don't mention software giant's carbon-producing customers, 'cos that doesn't matter, right? The World Economic Forum is pinning a sustainability badge on its 2020 conference, which, according to one estimate, will produce 18,090 metric tonnes of CO in private air travel alone.…
WTF, EFS? Experts warn Windows encryption could spawn nasty new ransomware
Redmond's own security tools could be abused by hard-to-block file-scrambling software nasties The encryption technology Microsoft uses to protect Windows file systems can be exploited by ransomware.…
US court rules: Just because you can extract teeth while riding a hoverboard doesn't mean you should
We get it. You are a skilled dentist. Sorry, 'were' Since Marty McFly swooped into pop culture on a hoverboard in 1985, the wheelless wonders have cemented their position as a litmus test for living in "The Future™" alongside other sci-fi paraphernalia like lightsabers, jetpacks and flying cars.…
'I am done with open source': Developer of Rust Actix web framework quits, appoints new maintainer
Project author Nikolay Kim also given some community support after 'unsafe shitstorm' The maintainer of the Actix web framework, written in Rust, has quit the project after complaining of a toxic web community - although over 100 Actix users have since signed a letter of support for him.…
Windows 7 back in black as holdouts report wallpaper-stripping shenanigans
Suitable attire, seeing that it's dead Microsoft has given Windows 7 users a parting gift with its last update as some holdouts are reporting existing desktop wallpaper being replaced by a sombre black screen – presumably in mourning for the veteran OS.…
SpaceX ponders its next mission to blot out the Sun with another 60 Starlink sats
Also: ISS batteries changed, Virgin's fleet grows, Rocket Lab makes nod to crap sitcom, and more Roundup Welcome back to The Register's weekly roundup of stories from the world of rockets and orbital shenanigans.…
Looking for a great value broadband deal? War-torn Syria will do you proud
UK internet costs shamed by European colleagues, but at least it's not Eritrea After a third trip to thrash the router this morning, Brits might not be too surprised to learn that they're being ripped off for broadband compared to their pals across the Channel.…
How a Kaggle Grandmaster cheated in $25,000 AI contest with hidden code – and was fired from dream SV job
Coder apologizes and says desire to be ranked #1 'compromised my judgment' Special report A Google-backed competition to develop machine-learning software to help abandoned animals find loving homes turned ugly – when it was revealed the winning team cheated.…
Looks like the party's over, folks: Global PC sales set to shrink as Windows 10 upgrade cycle tails off, says Gartner
Smartphone shipments slightly up, personal computers to resume historical trends What goes up must come down, or so it seems for the PC market.…
Fly me to the M(O)n: Euro scientists extract oxygen from 'lunar dust' by cooking it with molten salt electrolysis
'Being able to acquire oxygen would obviously be hugely useful for future settlers' Scientists at the European Space Agency are trying to extract oxygen from something very close to lunar soil.…
Server-side Swift's slow support story sours some: Apple lang tailored for mobile CPUs, lacking in Linux world
Look what you made me Analysis The Swift programming language has suffered some setbacks in its quest for ubiquity since Apple released it under an open-source license in 2015.…
World-record-breaking boffins reveal the fastest spinning thing on Earth – and it's not George Orwell in his grave
Privacy's dead but, hey, we've got nanoparticles spinning at 300 billion RPM. So that's cool The fastest spinning object on Earth – a pair of nanoparticles – can complete over five billion revolutions per second in the laboratory, according to a paper published in Nature Nanotechnology on Monday.…
Let’s check in on the .org sale fiasco: Senators say No, internet grandees say Yes – and ICANN pretends there's absolutely nothing to see here
'Ethos Capital, ISOC, and PIR have failed to provide clear and transparent information' Analysis A quick hypothetical for you: if your organization received a letter from six senior politicians urging you not to move forward with a controversial decision, and you looked out your windows to see dozens of protesters insisting on the same, would you……
Wave goodbye: DigitalOcean decimates workforce as co-founder reveals lack of profitability, leadership turmoil
Literally: As much as 10% of employees at server-hosting biz laid off in 'non-cost-cutting' move DigitalOcean last week axed an undisclosed number of employees.…
Whoa, whoa... Tesla slams brakes on allegations of 'unintended acceleration' bug: 'Completely false and was brought by a short-seller'
Grimes' boyfriend's biz says it's under financial attack Tesla is rubbishing complaints of a possible software-related gremlin causing its line of electric cars to suddenly speed up.…
Leave your admin interface's TLS cert and private key in your router firmware in 2020? Just Netgear things
Finding sparks debate over bug disclosure – and how to secure a local gateway's web control panel Netgear left in its router firmware key ingredients needed to intercept and tamper with secure connections to its equipment's web-based admin interfaces.…
As miscreants prey on thousands of vulnerable boxes, Citrix finally emits patches to fill in hijacking holes in Gateway and ADC
SD-WAN WANOP will have to wait a few days, though Citrix has rushed out official fixes for the well-publicised vuln in some of its server products after miscreants were seen deploying their own custom patches that left a backdoor open for later exploitation.…
Over a thousand electronic gizmos went missing from London councils last year
Mobile phone for sale. One careless owner Butterfingered London councils have managed to lose nearly 1,300 laptops, mobiles and tablets, according to figures obtained by Freedom of Information requests.…
Ubisoft sues handful of gamers for DDoSing Rainbow Six: Siege
Two Germans, a Nigerian, and a Dutchman walk into a bar. What happens next? A lawsuit, of course Game developer Ubisoft has lodged a claim against the owners of a website that allegedly sells DDoS attacks against the servers of its best-selling game, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Siege (R6S).…
Photobox ditches Amazon's Redshift, cuddles up to Snowflake
AWS and Google data warehousing stuff considered, then ignored Online photo print and gift service Photobox is quitting Amazon's Redshift data warehouse to hitch its wagon to competing cloud-native systems from Snowflake.…
It's update time - yes, again - for Insiders as the Windows 10 Slow Ring meanders towards release
Also: pitching Windows gear at students, while Windows Terminal and TypeScript ring in the new Round Up It was out with the old and in with the new for Microsoft last week - as it hammered another nail into Windows 7's coffin, the Redmond gnomes were busy toiling on things they hope won't die anytime soon.…
LastPass stores passwords so securely, not even its users can access them
Login management service sulks in days-long TITSUP* for some Updated Password manager LastPass appears to have had a big night out on Friday, to the point where the service needed a lengthy lie down over the weekend. In fact, for some users it is still horizontal.…
EU've been naughty: GDPR has netted bloc €114m in fines since 2018
France, Germany and Austria house the most offenders – survey EU regulators have slapped businesses with an estimated €114m (£97.29m) in fines for data leakage or crappy practices since GDPR was introduced in May 2018, although bigger numbers are expected in future penalties.…
Hospital hacker spared prison after plod find almost 9,000 cardiac images at his home
NHS working with cops and ICO to determine if patients must be told A Stoke-on-Trent hospital administrator has avoided prison after hacking his NHS trust and helping himself to almost 9,000 heart scan images.…
Big Falcon explosion as SpaceX successfully demos Crew Dragon abort systems
Mere months until 'nauts get a ticket to ride? SpaceX looks set to shove a pair of astronauts into its Crew Dragon capsule following a successful demonstration of abort systems over the weekend.…
Intel server chip shortages continue to bite: HPE warns of Xeon processor supply drought for the whole of 2020
Traditional IT titans take backseat behind cloud giants Exclusive Hewlett Packard Enterprise has warned that the industry-wide 18-month-plus shortage of certain Intel Xeon server-class processors may continue all the way through 2020.…
The delights of on-site working - sun, sea and... WordPad wrangling?
Things can only get better, unless someone misplaces the source Who, Me? Welcome to Who, Me? The Register's open-all-hours confessional for readers who really need to get that one dastardly deed off their chest.…
Image-rec startup for cops, Feds can probably identify you from 3 billion pics it's scraped from Facebook, YouTube etc
Plus other 'fun' news from the world of AI Roundup Here's a roundup of news beyond what we've covered already in the world of machine-learning.…
To catch a thief, go to Google with a geofence warrant – and it will give you all the details
Investigators ask Chocolate Factory to help them connect the geographic dots At 1030 on April 27, 2019, four unidentified individuals attempted to rob a Brinks armored truck parked outside of Michaels, an art supply and home decor store at the Point Loomis Shopping Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. To find out who they are, local authorities plan to ask Google.…
It's Friday, the weekend has landed... and Microsoft warns of an Internet Explorer zero day exploited in the wild
Plus, WeLeakInfo? Not anymore! Roundup Welcome to another Reg roundup of security news.…
You're not Boeing to believe this: Yet another show-stopping software bug found in ill-fated 737 Max airplanes
Jetliner's return to the skies likely to be delayed by more tech glitches Boeing today said another software flaw has been spotted in its star-crossed 737 Max.…
Europe mulls five year ban on facial recognition in public... with loopholes for security and research
Euro Commission also wants to loosen purse strings for AI investment while tightening reins The European Commission is weighing whether to ban facial recognition systems in public areas for up to five years, according to a draft report on artificial intelligence policy in the European Union.…
'Friendly' hackers are seemingly fixing the Citrix server hole – and leaving a nasty present behind
Congratulations, you've won a secret backdoor Hackers exploiting the high-profile Citrix CVE-2019-19781 flaw to compromise VPN gateways are now patching the servers to keep others out.…
Who says HMRC hasn't got a sense of humour? Er, 65 million Brits
I missed my Self Assessment filing deadline because.... a rundown of the worst excuses Brits’ favourite government department, Her Majesty’s Revenues & Customs, has released a listicle of the most bizarre excuses people have given for missing the Self Assessment tax returns deadline, along with the weirdest biz expense claims…
EU declares it'll Make USB-C Great Again™. You hear that, Apple?
Bloc to make not-quite-universal connector universal within its bounds The EU plans to force manufacturers to use a common connector – the happily symmetrical USB-C – for all mobes, fondleslabs, e-readers and similar electronic tat.…
Stolen creds site WeLeakInfo busted by multinational cop op for data reselling
One Irishman and one Dutchman both nicked Two men have been arrested after Britain’s National Crime Agency and its international pals claimed the takedown of breached credentials-reselling website WeLeakInfo.…
Time to burst out graphing: Get the Windows Insider experience... by taping a calculator to your monitor
Microsoft releases a Windows 10 Fast Ring refresh and previews new calc toys While 45 years of carbon emissions from Microsoft were being scrutinised by execs last night, the Windows Insider team made an emission of its own, in the form of a fresh Windows 10 build.…
Autonomous Logistics Information System gets shoved off the F-35 gravy train in favour of ODIN
Snafu-ridden maintenance software behemoth to be replaced The US military is dumping its Autonomous Logistics Information System (ALIS) in favour of ODIN as it tries to break with the complex past of its ailing F-35 fighter jet maintenance IT suite.…
Microsoft picks a side, aims to make the business 'carbon-negative' by 2030
Plans to cancel out emissions from power consumption since 1975. No word on warming through excessive corporate hot air though Microsoft has set itself the goal of being "carbon-negative" by 2030, nailing its colours to a so-called "moonshot" for worldwide removal and reduction of carbon.…
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