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None of you trained an AI on this data set, right? Right? In an extraordinary and somewhat devastating discovery, it turns out virtually the entire Scots version of Wikipedia, comprising more than 57,000 articles, was written, edited or overseen by a netizen who clearly had nae the slightest idea about the language.…

Being in Wuhan hasn’t helped, but local disputes have also slowed effort to build advanced semiconductors One of China’s flagship efforts to accelerate its semiconductor industry is floundering in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic.…

Also claims database breakthroughs with home-brewed MySQL-compatible code Chinese web giant Baidu has followed other clouds by adopting SmartNICs to handle boring bits of cloud workloads and leave its Xeons free to do more heavy lifting.…

Plus other gadget makers, too, we're told, amid China trade fears Taiwanese electronics manufacturers Foxconn and Pegatron are, along with other equipment makers, reportedly considering building factories in the sunny climes of Mexico.…

Can’t say much until its results are released tomorrow... conveniently Exclusive Perennial cloud-contender NetApp has pruned its workforce on the eve of its quarterly results.…

Resulting mix means less innovation lag for the Unix-flavored OS On Tuesday years of work culminated in the integration of OpenZFS, an open-source storage platform, into the code base of the FreeBSD operating system.…

Microsoft's 'open source wonk' Sarah Novotny wants to see easier ways for people to get involved Interview Linux kernel development – which is driven by plain-text email discussion – needs better or alternative collaborative tooling "to bring in new contributors and maintain and sustain Linux in the future," says Sarah Novotny, Microsoft's representative on the Linux Foundation board.…

npmjs.com, nodejs.org open to spoofing, we're warned Two significant domains for the Node.js community, npmjs.com and nodejs.org, lack DMARC email security policies, an oversight that could allow a miscreant to send easily spoofed emails to the community.…

You had teeth once, FTC – use them Intel, HP, Tesla and a host of other tech giants have written to America's Federal Trade Commission (FTC) urging it to appeal Qualcomm's legal win against the watchdog in a row over patent fees.…

It’s all about big industry and automation – and the money, of course UK-based engineering software group Aveva will pay $5bn for rival OSIsoft, it announced on Tuesday. The bulk of the money – $4.4bn – will be in cash, with $3.5bn of it raised through a rights issue.…

University of London researchers poked around in 'secure' messaging platform, but didn't like what they found An instant messaging app whose creators promoted it as secure and end-to-end encrypted was in fact no such thing, according to researchers at Royal Holloway.…

The Reg chats with co-founder Sven Efftinge Interview GitPod, a platform that enables developers to create cloud-hosted development environments and to code in a web browser, has published its source on GitHub.…

Before you go all Colonel Blimp, remember it's budget-setting season The British Army is looking at ditching its tank regiments and spending the money on keyboard warriors instead, according to reports.…

'If speed is not important, there are 300 other solutions' Database biz Redis Labs has secured $100m in a funding round that sets its valuation at an estimated $1bn.…

But no, Fortnite can't come back to the App Store for now either A Federal US judge questioned why Apple takes a 30 per cent slice of developer revenues as she ruled that while Apple cannot cut off Epic's access to iOS Unreal Engine development tools, she would not order the company to allow Fortnite to return to the App Store.…

Desperately seeks a dirty dozen of DevOps suppliers With £800m of other people's money in hand, UK central government is on the hunt for DevOps folk to build and manage live NHS services and oversee data system migration under the "Digital Capability for Health" scheme.…

We're sure readers can think of a suitable replacement Poll Savvy battered bird flinger KFC has made sure no one will forget its greasy wares during the coronavirus pandemic by ditching its Finger Lickin' slogan.…

Outlines new way of counting pull requests to avoid being swamped Container-flinger Docker has offered further details on why it has changed the terms of service for its Hub service, blaming 1 per cent of its users for making trouble for the rest of us.…

Click here to enable your rights... ha, GOTCHA! Infosec biz F-Secure has uncovered a North Korean phishing campaign that targeted a sysadmin with a fake Linkedin job advert using a General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) themed lure.…

'For a fusion company, it's quite nice to have a product that works' UK boffins have used smarts gained through the development of fusion technology to fire up a thruster with the purpose of eventually cutting interplanetary travel times.…

Netizens up in arms over unexpected UI change, missing add-ons support An update to the Android flavor of Firefox left fuming punters thinking a bad experimental build had been pushed to their smartphones. In fact, this was a deliberate software release.…

Parts of the GCloud are more robust and survived, but the fix is not yet in for others Google has explained how and why big chunks of its cloud crashed last week, and as is often the case the company broke itself.…

Whereas in America spy chiefs retire on full pensions, hit the chat show circuit Denmark's top foreign intelligence chief has been suspended for spying on Danish citizens illegally for up to six years after a whistleblower released a trove of documents to government regulators.…

Then we saw Bill and Steve gyrating to the Rolling Stones on stage… Comment Twenty-five years ago on Monday arguably the most consequential event in modern computing history happened: the release of Windows 95. Let’s take a quick trip back in time.…

Promises to support local businesses and stop forcing local carriers paying for ads and iThing fixes Apple has reached under a Cupertino sofa and found $84m with which to settle antitrust action in South Korea.…

Ties up with TSMC on innovation lab and banks on elasticity speeding up design pipeline Microsoft is cooking up specific Azure instance types optimised for Electronics Design Automation, as part of a new collaboration Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (TSMC).…

Which probably means silicon, cloud and quantum tech Chinese president Xi Jinping has again urged the nation to develop more the technology it needs to develop its economy.…

Wedge-shaped fondleslab for fun projects, coders will need a keyboard, and you'll just have to ignore the fan Hands-on Sunfounder, based in Shenzhen, China, has released RasPad 3.0, a 10-inch, 1280-by-800 touchscreen for the Raspberry Pi 4, packaged in a wedge-shaped case with a battery that converts your Pi into a tablet computer.…

'Microsoft has confirmed the Teams chat data is not recoverable' Exclusive The personal chat histories of 145,000 Microsoft Teams users at KPMG were inadvertently and permanently deleted last week, thanks to an IT blunder.…

Not a Hollywood action flick by the looks of it The US Air Force has revealed a prototype of a flying car, something the American military has desired for at least a decade.…

Synk accuses China-based Mintegral of distributing malicious SDK Video For over a year, a widely used code library from Chinese mobile ad biz Mintegral is alleged to have been covertly capturing data about app users' online interactions to steal ad revenue.…

Can we make them higher? As if we needed a reminder that joined-up thinking in government is rarer than hens' teeth, New South Wales has bought 10 River Class ferries that won't fit under two bridges in Sydney's Parramatta suburb if people are sitting on the upper deck.…

Mute your mic anyway, the foam is hissing as you open your beer Zoom says it's fingered "the issue" preventing users from authenticating to the Zoom website, or starting and joining Zoom meetings and webinars, so if you thought you'd miss the 4pm "quick catch-up" with sales, your hopes are getting slimmer.…

'Apple’s discontinuation of Epic’s ability to develop and support Unreal Engine for iOS or macOS will harm game creators and gamers,' says Microsoft Microsoft's Kevin Gammill, general manager of Gaming Developer Experiences, called Epic's Unreal Engine "critical technology" in a filing at the weekend [PDF] in support of Epic's motion for a temporary restraining order to prevent Apple from terminating its developer account.…

Tender notices cover range of IT needs all the way down to parking meters The government-owned company responsible for England's motorways has launched two streams of tendering covering nearly £2bn in spending on IT and other digital technologies.…

Just don't mention the cow-meleon, OK? Interview SUSE has had a busy year, with a switch of CEO, the ditching of OpenStack, and the buy of Kubernetes darling Rancher Labs.…

Meanwhile, Gmail finally deals with a 'confused mailman' problem In brief It has not been a good week for major Canadian shipping company Canpar Express.…

But it's a complex technology stack, so we're the sole contender The UK’s Department for Work and Pensions has handed Accenture a £20m contract extension, without outside competition, to try to keep some seriously ageing applications and infrastructure running.…

A seaside holiday in the little known Welsh town of Bork Bork!Bork!Bork! Blighty is re-opening after a good few months spent staring at the wall and wondering just how much ice-cream is too much ice-cream. Be warned, however, with a restart comes the prospect of unexpected Bork.…

Cloud magically means ‘Microsoft expert’ is less valuable than ‘sales tech expert’, apparently “Historically, IT professionals defined themselves by the vendors whose technology they were good at managing,” says John Stame. “Technology consultants might have marketed themselves as experts in Dell systems, or might have advertised their deep expertise with Microsoft tools.”…

Remember when the only interference was electromagnetic? Who, Me? Monday has arrived, and with it a tale of election predictions past courtesy of The Register's Who, Me?…

Pushes back against accusation of misinformation with argument its only option is to stop indexing almost everything Google’s Australian limb has continued its campaign against the nation’s pay-for-content "News Media Bargaining Code" with a more detailed dive into the reasons it opposes the plan.…

Plus: Formula One teamed up with AWS to rank top 20 race car drivers since 1983 In brief The US Department of Energy has set aside $21m (£16m) to fund the use of machine learning to advance fusion power.…

Plans 35 job losses and even a reduction in IT spend The Bletchley Park Trust, the host of Britain’s National Museum of Computing and the site of critical feats of wartime code-cracking, has hit financial strife and expects to lay off around a third of its staff.…

Users who opt-in will share COVID encounter info with the boss, in the name of returning the economy to a more normal footing India has created an API service that allows third-parties like employers to access information about their staff gathered by its Aarogya Setu COVID-19-contact-tracing app.…

On grounds that Trump administration hasn't allowed proper discussions about security or a sale Made-in-China social network TikTok has decided to challenge the Trump administration’s looming ban on its service by taking the matter to the USA’s courts.…

You broke it, you pay for it A new study of the ice shell encrusting Europa, Jupiter’s sixth-closest moon, suggests it is free floating and shifted 70 degrees after a major geologic event rotated the surface several millions of years ago.…

Web security? We've got that totally under control Google's Chromium team has proposed a way to allow web apps to establish direct TCP and UDP network connections, a powerful capability that could complicate web security.…

What's a monopoly? asks iGiant Apple has filed a scathing response to Epic's lawsuit regarding the ongoing spat over the iOS App Store taking a 30 per cent cut of sales.…

Well, Maverick, you've lost that lovin' feeling and it's gone, gone, gone Video An AI bot defeated a human pilot in a series of virtual dogfights that unfolded in skies albeit within a flight simulator during a competition held by the US military research arm DARPA.…