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And more gaffes from the world of lockdown videoconferencing Yes, we're still in the thick of a pandemic. No, we haven't seen anyone outside our immediate family for months. Yes, we're working from home. Bit boring, isn't it?…

54k staffers can WFH permanently, come in 1-3 days a week for meetings - or if they must - use vendor's 'immersive workspaces' Global CRM SaaS pusher Salesforce has told its staff and the wider world that the 9-to-5 workday is dead.…

'I don't have the energy to be a server admin for something that's held together with scotch tape and prayers' The Simple DirectMedia Library (SDL) project is moving development to GitHub today despite what a core developer calls "calamitous design choices" in git, for the sake of familiarity and wide tool support.…

No downtime for major updates CloudLinux has added the Raspberry Pi to its KernelCare patching service, although only if you're running Ubuntu.…

Mike Lynch remains popular with the Leftpondians, court hears Autonomy founder Mike Lynch is part of a gang of "English thieves" who deserve to be extradited for targeting "their fraudulent guns" and "grasping claws" at "American companies and American money," a US government barrister told a London court yesterday.…

Waiting for a bus while welcoming Windows Bork!Bork!Bork! You can't beat that factory-fresh smell except, it appears, when waiting for both a bus and somebody to finish setting up Windows 10 on a rainy Scottish evening.…

Too much money wasted on on-demand pricing A report from the FinOps Foundation has found that many organisations pay more than they need for cloud services, with challenges including getting engineers to control costs, and too much use of on-demand pricing.…

Soon may the phisherman come to leave our inbox quite undone Kind old Google has published data on targeted email attacks and dispensed advice to help users separate friend from foe.…

Dodging lock-in good for the career as well as the soul Getting skilled up in open source could be a better career bet than focusing on a specific vendor's cloud technology.…

Reckons the world is going to re-wire and revisit security Cisco has reported a small downwards revenue wobble, but reckons there are better days ahead because the post-COVID world will need more networks.…

Orbital mechanics leads to rush hour The United Arab Emirates space agency successfully maneuvered a spacecraft into Martian orbit on Tuesday, marking the country’s first foray into interplanetary exploration.…

MEP driving EU’s Digital Services Act backs down under cash dangle plan Australia’s plan to make Facebook and Google pay for links to news content have found a toehold in the European Union.…

United Nations sanctions made silly by sloppy security North Korean attacks on crypto exchanges reportedly netted an estimated $316m in cryptocurrency in 2019 and 2020, according to a report by Japan’s Nikkei.…

Nissan, Honda latest to complain that semiconductor drought has put the brakes on manufacturing Nissan and Honda have both said semiconductor shortages will impact their sales this year.…

Converged infrastructure with an off-ramp from AIX to Red Hat OpenShift and all things cloud-native IBM has quietly announced its “Power Private Cloud Rack solution,” a converged infrastructure product that offers an off-ramp from AIX and a path into the wonderful world of cloud-native applications.…

FCC says it will defend Pai-era decision to cut off mega-corp from American business Huawei is appealing against a decision by America’s comms watchdog to designate the Chinese giant a “national security threat."…

3GPP standards built in at core The headline feature on Qualcomm's new 5G modem, the Snapdragon X65, is speed, boasting a theoretical max download rate of 10Gbps, eclipsing its predecessor, the Snapdragon X60, by a third.…

That aside, enjoy the light load of 56 vulns in Windows and other code Patch Tuesday For its February Patch Day, Microsoft released security advisories covering 56 CVE-assigned vulnerabilities, 11 of them rated critical.…

Ren Zhengfei wants to talk to the Biden administration Semiconductor purchases are a strong indicator of how the wider hardware industry is faring. An analysis of last year's numbers from Gartner paints a rosy picture with mobile and computer vendors increasingly hungry for chips on the back of pandemic-driven device demand. There was one exception, however: Huawei.…

Call me what you will - but don't drop me more than 26 times Oracle has launched a rugged computer-filled box which users should feel comfortable dropping from a 1.2m height but no more than 26 times.…

Plus: Verdict will be delayed for High Court to pass judgment on HPE civil case The US offered to let Autonomy founder Mike Lynch out on bail if he traveled to America to face criminal charges over the $8.8bn writedown of his company after its buyout by HPE – provided he stumped up $10m as bond.…

Share price rises after no-surprises 2020 prelims announced, CEO says 3-year turnaround doing OK Investors hate surprises. There were, however, no hidden nasties in Micro Focus's preliminary financial results for fiscal 2020 outlined today as the collection of fragmented legacy software assets crossed off year one of its 36-month turnaround strategy.…

Resignation letter posted to LinkedIn accuses cloudy CRM biz of 'countless micro-aggressions and inequity' A Black former Salesforce employee has accused the global CRM software company of "countless micro-aggressions and inequity".…

Widgets tie in with promise to 'elevate people and conversations in the system surfaces' Early Android 12 screenshots leaked yesterday on XDA have revealed what looks like a major design refresh and new privacy features, though they are unofficial and we cannot guarantee their authenticity.…

Bar the doors lest you get targeted Online criminals have increasingly targeted Remote Desktop Protocol connections over the past year, according to infosec biz ESET.…

Let a thousand torts bloom Companies deploying machine-learning systems trained on subpar datasets should be legally obligated to pay damages to victims that have been harmed by the technology under tort law, a law professor has opined.…

Hackers threaten to release source and docs, but games giant isn't playing ball CD Projekt Red, the Polish developer of Cyberpunk 2077 and The Witcher 3, has disclosed a major security incident in which several company systems were encrypted and confidential data stolen.…

99.5% were from before 2011 – so that's OK Data lost because of a scripting error introduced to the UK's Police National Computer (PNC) in November will take another 12 weeks to recover, according to a statement in Parliament.…

Overwhelming majority stand up to down tools, BT has days to meet with Communication Workers Union The clock is ticking for BT top brass to meet with the Communications Workers Union (CWU) after repayment project engineers (RPE) in the Openreach division voted for industrial action over a new grading structure.…

Going shopping? Hope your pockets are deep enough Bork!Bork!Bork! The enmity between Microsoft and Oracle is the stuff of legend, but it appears The Beast of Redmond may have had the last laugh, at least over its namesake.…

Campaign to oust him and 'carpetbagger' board picks up speed CEO of .uk registry operator Nominet has pleaded with the organisation’s members to hear him out before they consider backing a campaign to fire both him and other non-elected members of the board.…

Do you really think your safe copies aren’t top of the cyber-crims' hit list? Webcast Ransomware is one of the most insidious forms of cyber-attack, not least because it presents you with a range of highly unpleasant options.…

You read that right. A laptop with seven screens. Plus eight i9 cores, 64GB of RAM, four disks and three NICs An outfit in London, UK, called Expanscape has said it has received a surge in interest in its prototype laptop that sports seven screens.…

Oooh, you're so fancy, Commish! The Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO) has begun a probe of a £6,248 spent on Hotel Chocolat via a corporate charge card made in the days leading up to Christmas, which may have broken internal rules.…

Twitter flaps about between the law and the right to free speech 4G and wired internet services have been restored to Jammu and Kashmir, the Muslim-majority Indian State that it stripped of semi-autonomous status in 2019.…

As China bristles, USA, Japan, India, and Australia create forum to explore the intersection of tech and regional security Universities and think tanks from Australia, the USA, Japan, and India have come together in a new group that together hopes to advance discussions on the intersection of information technology, regional security, and internet freedom.…

Shooter says he acted in self-defense Nashville Metropolitan Police in Tennessee said on Saturday that detectives are investigating the shooting death of Timothy Wilks, 20. The incident occurred during the filming of a video for the internet in the parking lot of Urban Air Trampoline and Adventure Park, a family entertainment business.…

New FCC boss Rosenworcel makes it plain she will bring back protections The US Department of Justice has dropped its lawsuit against California’s net neutrality law.…

Customers are asking and so spreadsheets are being compiled Exclusive Cloud contender Linode is having a serious think about offering Windows servers, a decision that would change its long-held stance of only renting Linux systems.…

Attempt to flood supply with sodium hydroxide thwarted, safeguards would have kicked in anyway, we're told The sheriff of a small city in Florida warned on Monday that hackers had tried to poison its water.…

Musk continues public love affair with cryptocurrencies Tesla has plowed $1.5bn (£1.1bn) into buying up Bitcoin, and expects to start accepting the cryptocurrency as a form of payment in the future, it announced on Monday.…

Android software kicked out of Google Play Store, may still be active on many handhelds Barcode Scanner, a popular Android app, slipped undesirable code into an update in early December, an update that had the potential to reach more than 10m devices though actual distribution is believed to be far less.…

What would that make WeWork then? SoftBank's Vision Fund, the investment vehicle behind Uber and WeWork, is riding high-flying technology stock, posting its biggest profit for years.…

Only then will it be known if the UAE's Hope probe was a success The United Arab Emirates' "Hope" probe is due to reach Mars orbit tomorrow (9 February) and give engineers and scientists their very own 27 minutes of tension.…

Frustration with bot-like support leads to cancellation of popular game What do you do if Google disables your cloud life? Andrew Spinks, co-author of the Terraria game and president of Re-Logic Games, does not know either, but has declared Google "a liability" and cancelled the port of Terraria to its Stadia platform.…

Mozilla moves Rust under a non-profit foundation Almost six years after it debuted, the Rust programming language is moving out of the Mozilla's house into a foundation of its own.…

That's the Snoopers' Charter in action for you British prosecutors can make use of evidence gathered by the French and Dutch police from encrypted messaging service Encrochat’s servers thanks to a legal interpretation of whether RAM counts as data storage, the Court of Appeal has ruled.…

Project will share more resources with Fedora and use a single login The CentOS board conducted a public Q&A just ahead of last week's FOSDEM 2021 open source conference – and there was an awkward silence when someone asked whether changing the end-of-life (EOL) date for a released project is something that might happen again.…

Hits UK shops in March Xiaomi has launched its first flagship blower of 2021 for the global market: the Xiaomi Mi 11, competing directly with the Galaxy S21, which has a slower processor and smaller screen.…

But then there's the issue of mega-constellations to contend with The long-awaited Square Kilometre Array Observatory (SKAO) has continued its march to reality with the launch of an intergovernmental organisation dedicated to radio astronomy.…