by Richard Currie on (#566ST)
'I don't even have a bath' A chap from County Durham in northeast England is suffering a very specific mallardy – one of rubber ducks sent to his home address from Amazon with alarming regularity.…
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by Katyanna Quach on (#566QZ)
Plus: AI finance software house reportedly outsourced paperwork processing to... humans In brief An infosec biz has shared an audio clip of what may be a software-generated voicemail message, designed to impersonate a CEO to trick a company employee into unwittingly committing fraud.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#566PX)
Edge and serverless about to slide into the trough of disillusionment Clouds have gone private, mutated into hybrids, gone virtual and/or private and attracted many other labels beside.…
by Gareth Corfield on (#566PY)
Tawdry political scuffle over database access binned for lack of evidence A lawsuit alleging that ex-UKIP leader Richard Braine took part in blackmail and data breaches has been all but thrown out of the High Court as a judge said it was "without any proper and sound evidential foundation".…
by Simon Sharwood on (#566P8)
The more you worry about what's going on below the belt, the further the price drops. Now to short the market Australian personal protective equipment company Ansell has started pricing its condoms using a value calculated by analysing Google search trends.…
by Richard Speed on (#566P9)
Beware the wandering buttock Who, Me? As the weekend recedes and the workday begins, tarry a while with a beverage of your choice and today's entry in The Register's file of reader Who, Me? confessions.…
by Katyanna Quach on (#566NA)
Chondritic and achondritic? Back to the drawing board, then Meteorites discovered strewn across Earth after the 1960s may have broken off the same planetesimal body. What’s more, scientists have discovered signs this ancient body had a molten core, which turns some cosmological thinking on its head.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#566MK)
Game mod pipes VirtualBox into virtual blockputers A developer who goes by "Delta2Force" has created a Minecraft mod that runs virtual machines on virtual computers built inside Minecraft.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#566K5)
Wants 10kw delivering 120V DC because solar cells have limitations and we can’t schlep fuel up there The US Department of Energy has published an RFI for a lunar nuclear power plant.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#566HE)
Alleges opt-in that promised “more control” actually sent more data without informed consent. Google 'strongly disagrees' The Australian Competition & Consumer Commission (ACCC) has hauled Google into the nation’s Federal Court for misleading local users “… to obtain their consent to expand the scope of personal information that Google could collect and combine about consumers’ internet activity, for use by Google, including for targeted advertising.”…
by Robbie Harb on (#566HF)
Plans to retain sales and dev umbilical cord to CX outfit German software giant SAP will float its data analytics subsidiary Qualtrics, less than two years after convincing the firm not to list itself.…
by Katyanna Quach on (#564ZG)
Ahem, hey, any chance LOHAN can hitch a ride? NASA wants to lift a 2.5-metre-long, reusable far-infrared telescope into Earth’s stratosphere using a massive high-altitude balloon in 2023 to check out the heavens more economically.…
by Shaun Nichols on (#564RN)
Plus: US govt sounds the alarm on industrial equipment attacks In Brief Cisco this week emitted fixes for potentially serious vulnerabilities, one of which is already being exploited in the wild.…
by Shaun Nichols on (#564HA)
ProtoVPN IP range fingrered as source of destructive attacks Poorly secured databases are being wiped and vandalized by the thousands in a seemingly automated attack.…
by Thomas Claburn on (#564FQ)
'Supported' Windows Server customers cut off from their subdomains Updated Microsoft's Windows Server Essentials' Remote Web Access service, which lets customers set up web access to their on-premises server through a .remotewebaccess.com subdomain, became inaccessible on Thursday after an unannounced DNS change.…
by Katyanna Quach on (#564BN)
So many questions, but it's only the second time such a phenomenon has been observed Astrophysicists have spied an extremely rare type of supernova from an exploding and possibly radioactive white dwarf that emits mysterious flashes of UV light.…
by Matthew Hughes on (#5649D)
Corning says it'll first appear in an upcoming Samsung device Aluminosilicate wrangler Corning has lifted the lid on its latest generation of its hardy Gorilla Glass.…
by Matthew Hughes on (#56475)
Firm to list in Frankfurt, could net €10bn to €20bn Vodafone will IPO its towers business next year, it told the market this morning, with the global telecommunications giant planning a public offering for early next year on the Frankfurt Stock Exchange.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#56476)
Team suggests grabbing it now The Xen project has popped out a new version, 4.14, of its widely used open-source hypervisor.…
by Lindsay Clark on (#5644F)
Argh! Dominic Cummings' department! Everybody panic! The UK Cabinet Office is to take control of government data from the Department for Digital, Media, Culture and Sport.…
by David Gordon on (#5644G)
Create an innovative mobile application or game with AppsUp and you could win big Promo With Huawei mobile phones shifting to their own ecosystem and apps, Huawei Mobile Services, the company, is taking the opportunity to rethink the way app stores work entirely, priming its App Gallery as a destination for a plethora of new apps approached in a different way.…
by Matthew Hughes on (#563ZY)
Do people still use trains? Anyway, wireless antennas on overhead line equipment looks like the solution Staying connected on a train in the UK is almost impossible thanks to excruciatingly slow speeds and frequent blackspots. The government hopes to make these gripes a thing of the past by committing £200,000 to research on new track-side antenna technology.…
by Gareth Corfield on (#563ZZ)
That cloudy CRM firm paid ransom doesn't fill anyone with confidence British universities are waking up to last week's ransomware attack on cloud CRM purveyor Blackbaud – though it appears some haven't realised the American software company paid the ransom.…
by Lindsay Clark on (#563XH)
Met Office has taken a shine to data science UK weather watcher the Met Office is seeking early interest in a framework deal that could be worth up to £30m for IT services and software development supporting a new data platform and data science activities.…
by Richard Speed on (#563V1)
Resupply ship plies space station with food, fuel and fear Hot on the heels of what the US alleged was an in-orbit "satellite killer" trial, Russia demonstrated it can still worry space station inhabitants with an eventful docking of its uncrewed Progress freighter.…
by Richard Speed on (#563S8)
Roadmap, release schedule will tease fancy upcoming features in browser In an effort to woo businesses to its latest take on the browser, Microsoft has unveiled an enterprise roadmap and release schedule for the Beta and Stable channels of Edge.…
by Gareth Corfield on (#563S9)
Switch on, urges GCHQ-backed public security agency Common cybersecurity threats also apply to Premier League football clubs, according to the National Cyber Security Centre, which said that one club nearly sent £1m to fraudsters after a business email compromise (BEC) attack.…
by Shaun Nichols on (#563Q5)
Be careful about bunking off when you're billing your hours to a government A now-former Raytheon systems engineer will spend the next year and a half behind bars for taking home secret US government blueprints and paperwork, against security procedures, all because he seemingly liked taking Fridays off.…
by Matthew Hughes on (#563N9)
Great, more $1,500 kit to trash Pholdables remain a vanishingly small niche of the smartphone market, due to their high costs and endemic durability concerns. Nobody, it seems, told Samsung, which just announced an upgraded 5G version of the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#563KQ)
He would say that… because he's not an actual supervillain Philanthropist and Microsoft founder Bill Gates has denied that his support for coronavirus vaccine research is cover for his plans to dominate the world with 5G-activated mind control microchips.…
Inaugural Work From Anywhere Enterprise Conf is this month – and you can watch it from anywhere, too
by David Gordon on (#563KR)
New virtual summit covers endpoint management, digital experience monitoring and ITSM — save your seat now Promo COVID-19 has caused the fastest change to the way people work in living memory. Research published this week shows 46 million US knowledge workers have gone from being office-based to home-based. And the thing is, many people who have left the office aren't looking to return full-time. IT knows this, and they must start listening.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#563JE)
Moscow says offending bird is a mere maintenance drone The USA and UK have alleged that Russia last week trialled an in-orbit satellite-killer weapon.…
by Richard Speed on (#563JF)
When 'works OK on my machine' goes global On Call Welcome to another in The Register's series of stories from those receiving calls for help and slightly passive-aggressive helpdesk tickets. Start your Friday with a helping of On Call.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#563GZ)
Go forth and test code that may never become a product if you dare VMware has announced that its flagship vSphere virtualization suite now offers a continuous beta.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#563FT)
Q2 revenue and subs surge, annual guidance boosted again Quarterly earnings calls for public companies usually start with the CEO and other officers spending fifteen minutes or more showing slides full of numbers that prove the business is in good shape.…
by Robbie Harb on (#563EN)
Slurps quote-to-cash specialist to boost Cloud business unit that's already big with SAP and Oracle Indian services giant Wipro has acquired Salesforce specialist 4C as it eyes expanding its operations in Europe.…
by Katyanna Quach on (#56395)
Three collared, one in hiding at San Francisco consulate Four Chinese academic researchers in the United States have been accused of failing to declare on their immigration paperwork their true involvement with China’s People’s Liberation Army.…
by Thomas Claburn on (#5635Y)
CEO Bob Swan suggests his chips may some day be TSMC-flavored Intel on Thursday reported second quarter sales of $19.7bn, up 20 per cent year-over-year, and still investors distanced themselves from its stock, which was down around 10 per cent in after-hours trading following the manufacturer's earnings report.…
by Shaun Nichols on (#56350)
Insurer is first biz to be charged in New York for data security negligence after exposing millions of records to the web A California-based insurer that inadvertently left tens of millions of private customer records open to the internet has become the first company to be charged by New York's Department of Financial Services (DFS) for cybersecurity rule violations.…
by Thomas Claburn on (#56332)
Want your AI assistant to shout obscenities or hate speech at your child? There's a program for that Amazon claims it reviews the software created by third-party developers for its Alexa voice assistant platform, yet US academics were able to create more than 200 policy-violating Alexa Skills and get them certified.…
by Tim Anderson on (#5630C)
Two directors from Google, no other vendors represented. That's vendor-neutral? Google's open source director Chris DiBona has defended the web giant's motives in forming a new foundation to manage open-source trademarks during a Knative community meeting.…
by Lindsay Clark on (#562Z1)
'Most stable' release yet boosts scaling speed, data observability The beta version of Apache Cassandra 4.0, the most significant new release of column-oriented NoSQL database in years according to those involved, hit the downloads centre this week, with the promise of a 5x scaling speed improvement, new observability features and less "unnecessary garbage".…
by Matthew Hughes on (#562V0)
Tech emphasises interoperability, but here firms will find out if it's ready for the prime time Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE) has cut the ribbon on a new lab that will allow cellular vendors to test interoperable networking kit.…
by Matthew Hughes on (#562QD)
Flames contained – but expect slow 'staged restoration' of services Thousands of customers of BT's fixed-line broadband and telephone services are experiencing major disruption in North East England after an exchange in Newcastle caught fire.…
by Tim Anderson on (#562KW)
No Connect, Web Shop, call centres or customer support – users are worried Updated Garmin's Connect service has been down for more than seven hours today to the frustration of fitness enthusiasts keen to upload running times or synchronise with other services such as Strava. So, too, is the company's web shop and support forums.…
by Gareth Corfield on (#562H1)
Waves subside for now as microblogging site faces tough questions Twitter has admitted that the naughty folk who hijacked verified accounts last week read a portion of hacked users' direct messages.…
by Lindsay Clark on (#562H2)
That's what a sluggish pandemic response and 'world-beating' testing programme gets you The UK is to see technology spending fall by 9.3 per cent in 2020 followed by a more modest 1.1 per cent decline in 2021, according to research by Forrester.…
by Chris Williams on (#562CR)
Yes, it's going to cost a bob or two, but the option's there Marvell will today formally open the doors of its bespoke tailor shop, though rather than cutting and sewing cloth, it's crafting custom 5nm semiconductors.…
by Richard Speed on (#562B8)
Panto season starts early in Redmond Microsoft celebrated the end of its Inspire conference and the release of its financials with a pantomime-like Windows 10 Insider update. At least as far as AMD-based PCs were concerned.…
by Matthew Hughes on (#562B9)
Qualcomm rival aims SoC at mid-tier next gen 5G mobiles, doesn't appear to support mmWave Taiwanese Qualcomm rival MediaTek has lifted the lid on its latest 7nm-process chip, aimed at the mobile mid-range.…