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Ah oui, mais est-ce de l'art? Bork!Bork!Bork! While a number of factors may be preventing the average tourist from enjoying European travels, bork appears to know no borders.…

In 'Woven City' human-driven cars aren't allowed, 'personal mobility devices' get their own roads, and sensors tell robots when you need help Toyota on Tuesday broke ground on "Woven City", a smart city project in Japan that doesn't permit private cars and where your robot might stock your fridge.…

New GIAC qual shows you can put the Sec into DevSecOps and quantify the risk in SRE Promo On the face of it, cloud penetration testing might appear a complex undertaking involving very different architectures, such as containers and Kubernetes, to those found in traditional on-prem infrastructure.…

AWS flicks the switch on EFS too for those who fancy sharing cloudy volumes Amazon Web Services has levelled up its cloudy macOS offering.…

Hey man, are your cookies trackin' me? Take 'em out. You gotta keep 'em separated Mozilla has revised the way the latest build of the Firefox browser handles HTTP cookies to prevent third-parties from using them to track people online, as part of improvements in build 86 of the code.…

Study sees increasing adoption of cloaking to bypass cookie barriers Boffins based in Belgium have found that a DNS-based technique for bypassing defenses against online tracking has become increasingly common and represents a growing threat to both privacy and security.…

Adds ‘Premium’ tier to ‘You can have any CPU so long as it’s a slightly old Xeon’ cloud Cloud contender DigitalOcean has upgraded its cloud, adding AMD CPUs, and adopting Intel's latest Xeon Scalable silicon.…

And guess what? Version 7.3 will emphasise hybrid cloud in line with new CEO Arvind Krishna's wishes IBM has formally announced a new version of its AIX operating system.…

13m passengers a day, a million tickets bought on digital platforms, and yet few details offered on what went wrong Indian Railways has revealed it has suffered “a number of incidents … regarding breaches in various IT applications” and appears to have blamed some of them on sloppy infosec practices among staff working from home due to the COVID-10 pandemic.…

Duo picked up sacks of cash sent via FedEx, UPS, USPS etc Two bagmen who collected cash from thousands of victims of robocall scams have pleaded guilty to conspiracy charges.…

Senate intelligence committee hears ideas in light of SolarWinds disaster The private sector should be legally obliged to disclose any major hacks of their systems, says Microsoft’s president and top lawyer Brad Smith.…

If you don’t patch, the hosts driving all your virty servers are at risk. So maybe your to-do list needs a tickle? VMware has revealed a critical-rated bug in the HTML5 client for its flagship vSphere hybrid cloud suite.…

So says Digital Shadows as it puts a price on illicit access methods A growing category of cyber-crime consists of breaking into corporate networks and doing nothing else – except selling that illicit access to others for about $7,000 a go, says infosec biz Digital Shadows.…

Along with epidemiologists. As for the hospitality industry… not so much The IT industry is heading into boom times, according to the US government’s Bureau of Labor Statistics which has revised its annual jobs report in the face of the pandemic.…

And what may be CAD drawing of a military radar antenna The Clop ransomware gang claims to have stolen documents from aerospace giant Bombardier’s defense division – and has leaked what appears to be a CAD drawing of one of its military aircraft products, raising fears over what else they’ve got.…

'More about branding than it is quality,' reckons analyst Spotify will introduce CD-quality lossless audio streaming, in a new service for premium subscribers to be rolled out in selected markets later this year.…

Good chance a phone you buy this year will use this photography tech Samsung today announced its latest smartphone sensor tech, the ISOCELL GN2. Already in production, this image sensor promises improved low-light performance over its predecessors, despite supporting a high (50MP) megapixel count.…

An end to dongle hell in sight? This year's crop of MacBook Pro laptops are expected to include dedicated HDMI ports and an integrated SD card reader, says an analyst with the inside track on the twists and turns in Apple's roadmap.…

More women in tech workforce too, and salaries staying firm or going up The number of UK tech jobs has surpassed pre-pandemic levels and the sector now employs more individuals than at any time in its history, according to official data released today.…

Isn't this a subplot from those James S A Corey novels? SpaceX has ambitions for its Starlink constellation beyond annoying stargazers if the pre-order agreement for its satellite-based internet service is anything to go by.…

Gate array for data plane, CPU cores for control plane Xilinx will today launch a network card that not only offloads acceleration to an FPGA but also to an on-board NXP chip containing 16 Arm CPU cores.…

Automatic updates? 'We have ideas on how to improve this,' says founder Linux Mint founder Clem Lefebvre has complained that too many users are slow to apply updates or run unsupported versions of the operating system.…

Service desks, end user computing, networks... you know the drill. Tens of millions of pounds up for grabs The UK's Department of Health and Social Care (DHSC) needs first aid with IT service management as it implements the cloud-first technology programme, and has £25m set aside to pay to bring in external help.…

Triple-I worked on Homeland Security and ICE systems An IT contractor has agreed to pay back $6m to the US federal government for charging expert IT rates while sending newbies.…

The last attempt to resume your country failed. Would you like to try again? Bork!Bork!Bork! Bork is back with a bang this week as Windows disgraces itself not on a mere kiosk, but on a billboard glaring balefully out over Manchester Piccadilly.…

Some enterprise folk less keen on cloudy machine learning Cassandra database slinger DataStax has "paused" its AIops project, Vector, while it figures out what exactly AIops is.…

Showdown over future of the .uk operator set for late March, shenanigans already alleged The .uk registry operator Nominet has opened voting on an extraordinary measure that would see its CEO fired and non-elected members booted off its board.…

GSMA chief offers new burgers-per-year benchmark for techno-impact GSMA Director General Mats Granryd has opened the Shanghai edition of the Mobile World Congress by saying the world “demanded global mobility around the clock” during 2020, that smartphones delivered, and by doing so showed how technology can be a force for good.…

Already interest from MEPs, one body tells us Microsoft and four European press industry trade groups on Monday urged the European Union to introduce new laws that would require websites like Google and Facebook to pay publishers for linking to news content on their platforms.…

Relationship status changes from ‘Separated’ to somewhere between 'In a Domestic Partnership’ and 'It's Complicated' ANALYSIS Facebook and Australia have done a deal that will see news links returned to The Social Network™ Down Under.…

See how plucky Perseverance touched down on the unforgiving dust world Video NASA successfully landed its fifth robotic rover on the surface of Mars just five metres from its target, the American space agency said after releasing footage of the historic landing.…

‘We are only insanely paid vs ludicrously paid at Google or Netflix’ If you need to talk to someone at Microsoft in a hurry over the next day or three, they may be a little slow to reply as the Windows giant has rolled out its annual internal poll for employees.…

Even kit from 2019 is covered and so are the modestly priced A and M series Samsung has announced that all its Galaxy devices will now receive security updates for four years after initial release.…

ASF board member resigns in protest of org's online chatter 'policing' The Apache Software Foundation (ASF) has removed Marko Rodriguez from the TinkerPop project he co-founded because his provocative Twitter posts were said to have violated the ASF Code of Conduct.…

Check Point says Beijing 'reconstructed' Equation Group's hacking tool long before leak A zero-day exploit said to have been developed by the NSA was cloned and used by Chinese government hackers on Windows systems years before the cyber-weapon was leaked online, it is claimed.…

It's not a bug, it's a feature you need to put in a change request to alter, says developer Updated Prison inmates in Arizona who should be eligible for release remain incarcerated because the state's inmate management software can't handle sentence adjustments, it is claimed.…

Bit derivative, though Talent borrows, genius steals. With that in mind, here's Huawei's first new pholdable in almost two years*: the Huawei Mate X2.…

Real names, usernames, and what appears to be SHA-1 hashed passwords exposed Daycare camera product NurseryCam was hacked late last week with the person behind the digital break-in coming forward to tip us off.…

Display-tastic firm's work on flashy CES kit said to have been paused LG has reportedly put its novel rollable phone on ice, telling suppliers to pause work on the project as it re-examines the long-term viability of its loss-making mobile business.…

Begone foul stash for the secret hash Microsoft has issued an update for its Azure Kubernetes Service on Azure Stack HCI software that adds integration with Active Directory.…

Time to do a test for clear media after world+dog starts seeing pink squares Apple is investigating a weird graphical glitch in the latest M1 Mac Mini, which sees intrusive pink squares spontaneously appear on the display.…

Observers say having multiple clients works in favour of techie contractors The UK's tax collector has lost its appeal against TV presenter Kaye Adams in a £124,000 IR35 case which, according to tax experts, could have implications for IT contractors.…

It’s a bird, it’s a plane… holy crap there’s a nacelle in my kitchen In what can only be described as a bad day for Boeing, not one but two of its planes suffered engine fire and began shedding parts along their respective flight paths.…

Plus: IBM reportedly trying to sell Watson AI Health, and more In brief Google has finished its probe into the controversial ousting of Timnit Gebru, co-leader of its Ethical AI unit. The ad giant promised to implement new procedures around “potentially sensitive employee exits,” though it did not make its findings public.…

What to do when companies think they own their customers Column Towards the turn of the century, my girlfriend revealed what she wanted more than anything else: a Tamagotchi. She added, in terms that revealed a good working knowledge of the Lysistrata, that it was my job to get her one.…

'Shambolic', 'unfair', 'wholly incorrect'... all because they wanted rid of their sales manager A UK cloud reseller that tried to fend off an unfair dismissal lawsuit by giving “knowingly untruthful” evidence to a judge has been ordered to pay more than £80,000 by the Employment Tribunal.…

Latest and greatest put Samsung in second, while Huawei risks irrelevancy The launch of the iPhone 12 massively distorted the smartphone market in Q4 2020 with the new 5G-capable mobes sucking oxygen from rival Samsung.…

Big Bang? More like Big Bork thanks to a warning shouted too late Who, Me? This week's Who, Me? is dedicated to that moment when you realise you're about to do something silly but are unable to stop yourself.…

Plus: IBM's lawyers hacked, Kia denies ransomware hit, France declares war on hackers, and more In brief Brave has patched up its privacy-focused web browser after it was spotted leaking its Tor users' dark-web habits.…

Banks given limits to their involvement with web giants’ online lending operations China has set out new rules for lenders that operate online, and they’ll probably make life harder for Alibaba’s financial services limb, the Ant Group, should it consider another attempt at a stock market listing.…