by Richard Speed on (#5B889)
So here's LAMBDA to make custom functions out of those formulas Microsoft will let users create custom functions in Excel using the number wrangler's own formula language.…
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by Richard Speed on (#5B82C)
Sitting comfortably? It's an Azure Purview Preview Microsoft has teased Azure Purview, a tech built to deal with customers' data compliance and governance requirements by verifiyng the presence of sensitive information without users having to eyeball the stuff first.…
by David Gordon on (#5B7ZC)
Expert advice on how to combat one of the most dangerous online threats Promo With the COVID-19 pandemic leading us all to depend on online services like we never have before, a DDoS attack that takes operations offline can have very serious and long-term consequences for a business. Add to this the huge surge in DDoS attacks this year, with assaults getting bigger, more powerful and disruptive, and it’s clear security leaders need to urgently get to grips with how to deal with them.…
by Matthew Hughes on (#5B7ZD)
Deferred prosecution agreement offered to Meng Wanzhou US prosecutors have reportedly offered Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou a deferred prosecution agreement. If accepted, the deal will have charges deferred and eventually dismissed, but will require Meng to admit to wrongdoing.…
by Richard Currie on (#5B7X8)
Good to see the youth being productive Well, that escalated quickly. In a scene not unlike the opening minutes of 2001, a group of angry young men stole up Pine Mountain, expressed distaste for Mexicans and aliens, then proceeded to tear down the latest instalment of 2020's favourite meme.…
by Richard Speed on (#5B7QN)
Should we be worried? The undead have telepathic powers if Microsoft's latest Windows 10 Insider emission is to be believed.…
by Lindsay Clark on (#5B7NJ)
Plan is to get public sector buying services straight from suppliers The UK government has launched a £750m procurement looking for platform and infrastructure services direct from public cloud providers - the latest in a bewildering array of UK.gov frameworks for the fluffy white stuff.…
by Alistair Dabbs on (#5B7KB)
I'd plug it back in but the cable's not long enough for a jog Something for the Weekend, Sir? It's a pain in the neck, that's what it is.…
by David Gordon on (#5B7HF)
Software sales for Christmas Job Alert We're doing our bit to keep techies teching with free job listings for anyone looking to hire such skills in the midst of this pandemic.…
by Tim Anderson on (#5B7FP)
Digging into the tech and strategy with compute services veep Deepak Singh Interview At its virtual re:Invent conference this week, AWS CEO Andy Jassy announced Amazon EKS and ECS Anywhere, a move Canonical said enables EKS to run "anywhere you can get Ubuntu."…
by Richard Speed on (#5B7DZ)
At last, a chance for a random phone-toting passer-by to show their quality Bork!Bork!Bork! An opportunity presents itself in today's column of bork to inject some honesty into a local estate agency thanks to a screen that is begging for a bit of casting.…
by Thomas Claburn on (#5B7E0)
Machine programming and other future technology touted at Chipzilla shindig Intel on Thursday trotted out its research scientists to talk up technology initiatives that aim to make computation faster and developers less of a liability.…
by Richard Speed on (#5B7CE)
Panto season arrives at Vulture Central On Call Welcome back to On Call, this week with some pantomime-like japes. 'Tis the season after all.…
by David Gordon on (#5B7AY)
Learn over one week, two weeks, or even two days – the choice is yours Promo As the nights get darker, and the holiday season begins, thoughts naturally turn to… how am I am going to sharpen up my cyber-security skills in 2021? And how am I going to find the time to do it? After all, miscreants are showing no sign of deskilling or taking a day off any time soon.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#5B79N)
SMIC says the smackdown won’t hurt, is based on fake news The US government's Department of Defense has added China’s top chipmaker, Semiconductor Manufacturing International Corp (SMIC) to the list of “Communist Chinese military companies” in which US investors are not permitted to hold or trade shares.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#5B785)
Services spend lands on your AWS bill. Is that enough to get you buying with a click? Amazon Web Services has added the chance to purchase third-party professional services to its online software Marketplace.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#5B772)
And don’t you dare try to get a fax machine into the Middle Kingdom China has restricted export of encryption technologies in the first list on new items published under new export control laws.…
by Iain Thomson on (#5B75Q)
Everyone has an off day, er, year, er, make that four years... Videos Hours after Chinese state media showed the nation's Chang'e-5 probe successfully leaving the Moon, with lunar samples safely tucked away inside, US officials released the first footage of America's Arecibo telescope collapsing.…
by Katyanna Quach on (#5B74D)
Web giant could be dragged in front of a judge to justify its actions Google unlawfully spied on and interrogated staff to prevent them from organizing a union, and fired two employees in the process, it is claimed.…
by Thomas Claburn on (#5B736)
Ad biz supposedly barely advertised jobs to staff if a visa worker applied The US Department of Justice on Thursday filed a lawsuit against Facebook for allegedly unlawfully discriminating against US workers.…
by Tim Anderson on (#5B6NV)
New project allows connection to PostgreSQL using SQL Server drivers Re:invent Coming in 2021, Babelfish is an AWS project which provides an endpoint for PostgreSQL that is compatible with Microsoft SQL Server, the idea being to enable porting an application without having to change the code.…
by Gareth Corfield on (#5B6JK)
Medical fridge firm finagling carries hallmarks of state-sponsored hack dogs An unidentified group of malicious sorts impersonated a so-called "cold chain" company involved in COVID-19 vaccine distribution networks then targeted an EU governmental agency, according to IBM.…
by Paul Kunert on (#5B6B4)
Undereaction a sign of investor 'confidence/insanity' in the Snowflake sales engine, says analyst Snowflake has reported its first financials since becoming a multi-billion dollar stock market darling, showing triple digit but slowing revenue growth in its Q3, and a near-doubling of losses. The response from Wall Street? Thumbs down.…
by Lindsay Clark on (#5B67V)
An event we will never forget, says dreamweaver-in-chief Marc Benioff Wishing "happy holidays" to any of those sharing his winter-wonderland stage, Marc Benioff presented an outwardly jolly figure as he rattled through the world-domination plan of Salesforce, the SaaS biz he co-founded.…
by Gareth Corfield on (#5B67W)
You should have done that in April anyway, says Check Point, but lots of you haven't. *Cough* Cisco Teams Updated Infosec bods from Check Point have discovered that popular apps are still running outdated versions of Google’s Play Core library for Android – versions that contained a remote file inclusion vulnerability.…
by Jude Karabus on (#5B64W)
Alternative networks have Ofcom on speed-dial BT-owned Openreach has slapped a "massive" price increase on connections used by alternative networks for FTTP aggregation, with critics claiming it will "revert the country to a BT monopoly".…
by Katyanna Quach on (#5B62B)
'Cos that would be against the Fourth Amendment, legal team says The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has sued the US government, claiming Homeland Security agents trampled over people's constitutional rights – by buying phone location data from commercial brokers rather than getting necessary search warrants.…
by Katyanna Quach on (#5B600)
Maybe this might work after all Loon, known for its giant billowing broadband-beaming balloons, says it has figured out how to use machine-learning algorithms to keep its lofty vehicles hovering in place autonomously in the stratosphere.…
by Tim Anderson on (#5B601)
Admins have until late 2021 to move away, but Windows containers need caution "Docker support is being deprecated in Kubernetes. You need to pay attention to this and plan for it. THIS WILL BREAK YOUR CLUSTERS," said CNCF Ambassador Ian Coldwater on Twitter.…
by Richard Currie on (#5B5Y2)
Is this some kind of sick game of alien whack-a-mole? This is getting out of hand. Mere days after the metal "monolith" found out in the boondocks of Utah vanished, a similar structure has popped up on a Californian mountaintop.…
by Tim Anderson on (#5B5W8)
Somebody get this project more investment The LibreOffice team has published the first beta of version 7.1, with general availability planned for February 2021.…
by Matthew Hughes on (#5B5TH)
Has anyone really ever seen someone else use either of these in the wild? Samsung hasn't given up on Bixby. No, the South Korean electronics giant has confirmed a major update to its voice assistant platform, introducing support for the DeX desktop computing mode while taking design cues from Apple's latest Siri refresh.…
by Thomas Claburn on (#5B5SB)
You're probably all patched by now, which is just as well A Google security guru has published details of a critical hole in Apple's iOS that can be exploited by miscreants to hijack strangers' iPhones over the air without any user interaction.…
by Kieren McCarthy on (#5B5QT)
Has the TLD debacle forced ISOC back to its roots? Maybe The Internet Society has agreed to place the Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF) on a firmer footing with a six-year funding commitment.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#5B5QV)
While also making it harder to label dedicated and skilled sysadmins as recalcitrant box-huggers Comment Amazon Web Services poured out a deluge of news yesterday, but the most significant announcement could be an unusual and, I think, very significant hybrid cloud play with a set of new appliances.…
by David Gordon on (#5B5PB)
Here’s how to prepare your business for the next big disruption Promo The ongoing COVID-19 crisis has painfully illustrated how the ability of organizations to respond to disruption is determined by their ability to reconfigure their business and supporting technology operating models rapidly, successively and at scale.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#5B5MR)
We’re talking about China’s Chang’e 5 lunar sample return mission, which has accomplished one of its main jobs China has released video of its Chang’e 5 probe successfully … erm … probing the moon.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#5B5KC)
Means India no longer has the same number of visas to bid for as tiny countries The US Senate has passed an Act that will abolish per-country caps on visas for skilled workers.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#5B5GR)
This one has Australia, America, even the wine-drinking world angry China has unleashed a fearsome new cyber-weapon: a meme so dank it has sparked a diplomatic incident.…
by Thomas Claburn on (#5B5F7)
Microsoft's cloud repo rental biz finds a silver lining in 2020 It was the best of times for software developers, it was the worst of times for everyone else.…
by Kieren McCarthy on (#5B5D9)
Telecoms regulator now firmly a part of the burnt partisan landscape Analysis Although the Trump administration is in its final days, the destructive partisan politics it has persistently fanned are still in full effect at the FCC.…
by Kieren McCarthy on (#5B560)
Ryan Hernandez continued to raid gaming giant's systems even after FBI gave him a warning A young man caught hacking into Nintendo’s servers to steal secret Switch blueprints has been sentenced to three years in prison after ignoring an FBI warning to stop.…
by Matthew Hughes on (#5B533)
And HPE is the one to do it, yeah? Better late than never, right? HPE CEO Antonio Neri has at last congratulated Joe Biden on his victory in the US election, taking the opportunity to urge his administration to focus on digital transformation.…
by David Gordon on (#5B505)
Join us and Pure Storage online to find out how to pay back borrowed time Webcast You’re not wearing cargo shorts, velour tracksuits, or Matrix trench coats anymore, so why on Earth would you be running SQL Server 2008?…
by Richard Speed on (#5B4WX)
Kubernetes, Kubernetes, how shalt I manage thou, Kubernetes? SUSE has finalised its purchase of Kubernetes management specialist Rancher Labs as industry talk of an impending IPO for the Linux veteran circulates.…
by Matthew Hughes on (#5B4SV)
Ivy league data inhalation as BB vows to grass on teen drivers BlackBerry has inked a deal with AWS to develop and sell the IVY intelligent vehicle data platform just months after it largely blamed a revenue drop in its software and services segment on the slowdown in the automotive market.…
by Simon Sharwood on (#5B4NR)
You're tired of best-of-breed databases, apparently Oracle has upgraded the online analytical processing capabilities of its MySQL database, but only if you run it in the Oracle cloud.…
by Chris Williams on (#5B4JA)
Samsung 5nm, Cortex-X1, integrated... wait, let's not give it all away Qualcomm this week unveiled the Snapdragon 888, its latest flagship system-on-chip destined to power next year's top-end Android smartphones.…
by Tim Anderson on (#5B4JB)
AWS 'reluctant to embrace a multicloud world' but Azure 'often more expensive than on-premises' Databases are moving to the cloud but Azure is expensive, Google has suspect support, and AWS is blinkered about multicloud, Gartner has observed in its latest Magic Quadrant.…
by Richard Speed on (#5B4FF)
Did someone mention multithreading? Microsoft has once again unleashed some iffy knitwear on the world with an MS Paint-themed sweater to ring in the festive season.…