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Coronavirus + entity lists + people not keen to upgrade = 13% dive Early forecasts of the Q1 smartphone sector made for grim reading, with appetite expected to be severely suppressed thanks to the COVID-19 pandemic. Subsequent analysis from Canalys shows those forecasts were bang-on, with worldwide shipments into the channel falling by 13 per cent year-on-year, to just over 272 million units.…

Its servers merely record more HTTPS requests to Mail Online and Amazon than anywhere else Civil servants at the UK's Ministry of Defence are spending a large part of their surfing time gazing at online shopping and news websites, the red-faced government department has admitted.…

IR blasters and headphone jacks, likely south of £350? Oh my Chinese phone-maker Xiaomi's onslaught into the UK market continues with two more phones: the MediaTek Helio G85-powered Redmi Note 9, and the more upmarket Redmi Note 9 Pro, which uses the Qualcomm 720G platform.…

It's not just Skype and Zoom cashing in on remote-working boom Britain's courts are moving to their own video-conferencing platform – for criminal trials rather than business meetings.…

NASA selects three contenders for flag-in-Moon prize With a scant few years remaining until the agency's 2024 boots-on-the-Moon goal, NASA has named the three US companies that will be dealing with the tricky human landing bit of the mission.…

Digital gold rush spurred by global pandemic: Big 4 bag 62% of market Cloud infrastructure providers are making bank following the mass migration of millions of workers from their offices to their homes, with spending on services leaping by 34.5 per cent in Q1 to $31bn.…

Now 'Visual Studio Codespaces': Prices sliced, but won't somebody think of the branded swag? Barely six months on from its grand unveiling, Microsoft is renaming its browser-based code botherer, Visual Studio Online and, more importantly, is trimming its prices.…

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of your partner The RPG Greetings, traveller, and welcome back to The Register Plays Games, our monthly gaming column. This one has been intensely anticipated by myself and thousands of others for eight long years. We had abandoned all hope, but now it's here and it's not even finished yet. So without further ado...…

Cupertino hamstrung by Chinese factory closures, Samsung tabs up but wider market shrinks: IDC Under the shadow of a pandemic that forced the shutdown of Apple's production lines in parts of China, global sales of iPads are tumbling rapidly.…

You thought that yoghurt in the back of fridge was time-expired? Behold X-ray boffinry YEARS past its design-life Space Extenders Sure – that telescope can be serviced by Space Shuttle astronauts. But how do you keep one running for years past expiration without a prodding by spacewalkers? Behold ESA's XMM-Newton.…

Researchers analysing samples submitted to VirusTotal find new strain Researchers have analysed a new strain of Android malware that does not yet exist in the wild.…

I always feel like / somebody's watching me Microsoft is adding to its slightly worryingly named Productivity Score preview with additional granularity and categories.…

10th-generation Core additions land with up to 10 CPU cores, 5.3GHz max Intel this week unveiled the desktop processors in its 10th-generation Core series, the headline component being the 10-core i9-10900K that can run up to 5.3GHz.…

Claims to be ‘unscathed’ last quarter, will keep hiring and maybe acquiring Atlassian has re-iterated that its business model is “playing offense in stormy weather” and will use the coronavirus crisis to acquire customers with freebies and maybe make some opportunistic acquisitions.…

In praise of helpful friends and handy tools On Call Welcome to another entry in The Register's series of stories extracted from those lucky individuals that find themselves On Call.…

Because if you have to go out in a plague, who wants multiple rides? Uber has started a pilot of pre-paid hourly rentals.…

Find out more at Forescout live virtual event on May 12 Promo Not so very long ago, an office network was just that – in an office, connected to a bunch of servers in the cupboard next to the team room.…

Long-awaited storage consolidation to go hyperconverged lite so that workloads can run next to data Dell will next week announce a significant refresh and consolidation of its storage range and at the same time try to reinvent storage arrays as computing appliances for data-centric workloads.…

Bug can be exploited to hijack server, meddle with block lists Netsweeper's internet filter has a nasty security vulnerability that can be exploited to hijack the host server and tamper with lists of blocked websites. There are no known fixes right now.…

As the Interplanetary Networking Special Interest Group launches discussion of Solar System Internet The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) has achieved a 100 Mbps ethernet connection from the International Space Station to earth, using lasers!…

Questions linger over what is going on inside DNS overseer ICANN has vetoed the proposed $1.1bn sale of the .org registry to an unknown private equity firm, saying this was “the right thing to do.”…

Or as well as they could once the power went out - yet report says reliance on electricity isn't a resilience issue Back in January when Australia was on fire and the rest of the world wasn’t, locals in the burning zones were advised that the best source of information was emergency services apps. But they were unavailable because mobile networks had gone down.…

Hope on the horizon, says Cook, but it will take some time to get there Apple's cash cow looks to be a bit unwell, as iPhone sales took a rare hit this coronavirus-ridden quarter. On the upside, the Cupertino idiot-tax operation banked billions from folks snapping up wearables, music, apps, video and more to kill their lockdown boredom.…

Cloud-giant-with-a-gift-shop gearing up for the long game Amazon today reported $75.5bn in revenue for the first quarter of 2020, higher than expected though eroded by exceptional expenses. And it told investors to get used to its free spending ways during the coronavirus pandemic.…

From URL to UR-Hell Short-video biz Quibi, airline JetBlue, shopping site Wish, and several other companies leaked million of people's email addresses to ad-tracking and analytics firms through HTTP request headers, it is claimed.…

.NET is getting faster but will not be as efficient as C++ or Go. Reason? Legacy code Microsoft is previewing a new C# compiler feature called a Source Generator that it said will automatically spit out new source code and compile it when you build a project.…

NoSQL or open source, databases cannot help but be drawn to Googly cloud container orchestration system The latest release from Couchbase finally includes support for Kubernetes, which is becoming something of a de facto standard among databases.…

Where's there a will, there Huawei! America's fave bogeyman does the biz at home, is the only handset maker to grow Huawei has emerged from China's COVID-19 ravaged smartphone sector in Q1 as the only handset maker to report a local sales bump - not a big one, but it's likely not complaining.…

Supply chain issues will be hit hard as workers get sick Analysis The US Department of Defense is building machine learning tools to help predict critical food and medicine shortages as America grapples with the coronavirus pandemic.…

Motorcyclist had stopped to help with a separate traffic accident, say court docs Tesla is being sued by the widow and daughter of a man killed when an allegedly dozing driver let his Model X’s Autopilot feature steer it into a group of people.…

Insists: It was the supply chain! We'll get the sales back later this year Nokia Oyj told the market this morning that it estimates the novel coronavirus has "had an approximately €200m negative impact" on its Q1 2020 sales, mostly due to "supply chain challenges" but insisted the sales would be "shifted to future periods", rather than being lost to the ledger entirely.…

Chocolate Factory held liable for words on its website An Australian court has declared that Google is a "publisher" and awarded an aggrieved lawyer £20,000 after searches on his name returned criminal allegations from his past.…

Always be closing, especially when the economy's in a tailspin Workflow wizard ServiceNow seems to have dodged the market glitch at the end of Q1 and secured deals sufficient to beat guidance with its results.…

Social simulation in an era of social distancing News reaches Vulture Central of more retro computing goodness courtesy of the hit game Animal Crossing and an enterprising member of staff at the currently shuttered Centre for Computing History.…

Also: what does the Windows giant have in common with the Boomtown Rats? Neither seems keen on Mondays Microsoft is having a crack at simplifying Windows Virtual Desktop while rolling out support for more operating systems.…

Better look into how users don't use software the way biz thinks they do Celonis has carved a niche by selling companies such as Siemens, 3M, Airbus and Vodafone the software and analytics techniques to "X-ray" their business processes in the hope of iroing out kinks to save time and money.…

You know what, Lars? We're OK Lars Ulrich, drummer of corporate shlock rock merchants Metallica, has threatened that the thrash metal giants could make a new album despite the coronavirus lockdown as he wagged chins with Salesforce chief Marc Benioff.…

'The impact is full remote command execution as root on both master and all minions' The Salt configuration tool has patched two vulnerabilities whose combined effect was to expose Salt installations to complete control by an attacker. A patch for the issues was released last night, but systems that are not set to auto-update may still be vulnerable.…