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Is it yield to the left or just ram my way through any which way? From Swindon's insane five circles in a circle to the insurance-clause-generating 12-lane monster around the Arc de Triomphe, the roundabout has been easing congestion helping local governments across Europe save their pennies for decades.…

Plus the N2, its first Armv9 blueprint Arm today publicly added two more CPU cores to its Neoverse family of data-center and server-grade processors: the V1 aimed at demanding workloads and vector math, and the N2 for lighter, scale-out systems.…

Newish criminal gang 'trying to make a name for themselves' Ransomware criminals have posted trophy pictures on their Tor blog after attacking the police force for US capital Washington DC.…

Another month, another Teams TITSUP* Updated When the sun is out, thoughts can turn to taking an impromptu day's vacation. Microsoft Teams appears to be no exception to this rule as users noted problems with the collaboration platform this morning.…

So clever that more than half are using their own gear for work, says Gartner In what sounds like an introduction to an episode of Who, Me? Gartner has published the results of a survey showing nearly one in five workers "consider themselves to be digital technology experts".…

Existing supplier was first contracted back in the 1990s Transport Scotland is on the hunt for an IT vendor to support and update traffic management systems in a £47m move that could see the end of a relationship dating back to the 1990s.…

Cheese, pepperoni, and a generous topping of bork Bork!Bork!Bork! Today's bork comes from the fine Croatian town of Opatija, located on the coast and reminding us of those happy days when overseas holiday were allowed.…

The dead can't see – until you reanimate them The legal remains of one-time PC maker Tiny Computers can sue RAM manufacturers Micron and Infineon for damages over a 2002 price-fixing cartel, the UK Court of Appeal has ruled.…

A cloud called Azure, which appears to be previewing a Chipzilla special Microsoft has started a preview of Intel’s third-generation Xeon Scalable processors in its Azure cloud.…

Office 365 shop? You may be exposed too. Here’s why – according to Sophos Promo If you’re running Microsoft Exchange anywhere in your organisation and you’re not extremely concerned about the threat from Hafnium, you haven’t been paying attention this year.…

Machine-learning algorithms to spot telltale particles in human breath NASA is trying to adapt an air-quality monitor normally found on the International Space Station to detect COVID-19 from people's breath here on Earth.…

Oh what a dealing Toyota has announced that its brand-new Woven Planet Group will buy ride-share company Lyft's self-driving technology unit, "Level 5", for $550m.…

Test code is apparently blazingly fast, but for now Parallels has VMs on Apple silicon to itself VMware is "a few months away" from releasing its macOS desktop hypervisor, Fusion, in a native version for Apple's new M1 silicon.…

The standard is nascent and won’t land for almost a decade. But the jockeying for position is already fierce China's State Intellectual Property Office has proclaimed the nation already dominates the world in development of patents pertinent to sixth-generation mobile networks.…

Creator suspects his app's ad identifier was copied but Google keeping quiet On the last day of March, DroidScript, a popular Android app for writing JavaScript code, had its Google advertising account suspended and a week later was removed from the Google Play Store for alleged ad fraud.…

Empire State plant pledges to alleviate semiconductor shortage US chip maker GlobalFoundries will move its headquarters from Santa Clara, California, to Malta, New York, to be closer to its most advanced plant, Fab 8.…

Picking intellectual property fights with internet backbone biz seldom ends well Cloudflare today offered $100,000 for evidence of prior art to kill off a bunch of patents it is accused of infringing.…

Network advertisement of military addresses by obscure corporation not so exciting after all The unexplained awakening over the past four months of more than 100 million previously dormant US Department of Defense (DoD) IPv4 addresses now has an explanation.…

Among the first of many? Software tools biz reports internal use of credential-stealing script HashiCorp, an open-source company whose Terraform product is widely used for automated cloud deployments, has revealed a private code-signing key was exposed thanks to the compromised Codecov script discovered earlier this month.…

Bug that let malicious files slip past defenses now fixed in Big Sur 11.3 Apple has released macOS 11.3, fixing a serious flaw that allowed an attacker to sneak malicious files past the operating system's Gatekeeper security mechanism.…

Then made a house out of it The Canadian town of Tumbler Ridge – population 2,000 – had its internet-bearing cable chewed through in the early hours of Saturday.…

Say goodbye data silos, hello Yellowbrick Summit Promo Compute doesn’t live in one place anymore, and neither does your data.…

Thoma Bravo follows Sophos purchase with further infosec landgrab Proofpoint has become the latest sizable tech vendor to succumb to private equity after Thoma Bravo succeeded in its $12.3bn grasp for the infosec giant.…

Retailers prep for what could be the biggest sales year on record Notebook, desktop and workstation shipments in Europe, Middle East and Africa swelled to almost 24 million units in Q1 as distributors and retailers gear up for potentially the biggest sales year on record for the humble personal computer.…

Filing says most users' devices 'may experience limited water contact' Apple is facing a prospective class-action lawsuit in New York over allegations it misrepresented the levels of water resistance of its iPhones.…

Consumer watchdog blasts platforms for onerous reporting mechanisms UK consumer watchdog Which? has found that ad giants Google and Facebook are failing to remove online scam ads even after victims report them.…

Myriad major regions affected in latest wobble A fresh week and a new crop of cloud woes confronted IBM clients this morning in a bunch of major cities across the planet.…

Pandemic making permanent changes to developer remote working The world has more developers than ever, a new SlashData survey has reported - with 1.4 million more JavaScript developers than six months ago - and developer work patterns have been permanently altered by the COVID-19 pandemic.…

Yes that was a Betteridge headline (badoom, tish) Long-running US skit show Saturday Night Live has once again courted controversy by inviting Technoking Elon Musk on to host.…

You win some, then you lose some A Veritas salesman had £275,000 in "windfall" commission withheld after helping land "the largest ever deal in Veritas's history" – and a judge found a clause in his employment contract which made it lawful to do that.…

Never want to return to daily 9-5 regime? Use psychology to baffle higher-ups With some company bosses hellbent on forcing staff to return to the office once the pandemic is over, research has arrived that warns of the productivity pitfalls of expecting minions to re-embrace the daily commute.…

We are all human beings, we live in a community, and everything we do affects others Column The trouble with good ideas is that, taken together, they can be very bad. It's a good idea to worry about supply chain malware injection – ask SolarWinds – and a good idea to come up with ways to stop it. It's even a good idea to look at major open-source software projects, such as the Linux kernel, with their very open supply chain, and ask – is this particularly vulnerable? After all, a poisoned Linux kernel would be bad enough to make people forget SolarWinds.…

'Everything in this industry always goes to schedule and to plan,' he says Interview Rocket Lab is on a roll, notching up multiple launches and unveiling plans for something considerably grander than its workhorse Electron.…

Ingenuity's third flight goes further, faster, as Perseverance snaps pics 'n' vid of 'copter zipping past VIDEO NASA's Ingenuity Mars helicopter has flown flying faster and further than ever before - even when it was on Earth - and we even have video of Sunday's 80-second flight because the Perseverance Rover’s Mastcam-Z had its eye on the drone's third flight.…

You don't get me, I'm part of the union Who, Me? Bid farewell to the weekend with a tale of surfing snoopage and automation rejected in another story from The Register's Who, Me? files.…

Brit spymaster calls for renewed attention to UK tech capabilities – and expanded role for his agency The director of the UK's signals intelligence agency has delivered a speech in which he contemplated power in the digital age, observing that "China's size and technological weight means that it has the potential to control the global operating system," and hinting at an expanded role for the agency he leads as one way to fight back.…

Here’s a flight plan to map your journey Promo Whatever unit of measurement you use, it’s clear that more and more enterprise computing is happening in the cloud - which also means the cloud is an ever-growing target for cyber attackers.…

Many banned posts were made by opposition politicians and appear to be criticism of the government As India battles a surging second wave of COVID-19 cases and severe shortages of medical supplies to fight it, the nation's government has told Facebook, Instagram and Twitter to remove social media posts it says may panic its populace with misinformation.…

Uninstall code, distributed from backend servers seized in January, fired on Sunday Notorious Windows malware Emotet was automatically wiped from computers yesterday by European law enforcement using a customized DLL.…

Plus: America creates task force to tackle ransomware crims In Brief The Homebrew package manager for macOS and Linux has fixed an issue that could have been exploited by miscreants to run malicious code on people's computers.…

Proper customer protections now required, local authorities urged to make new rules stick China has issued a new code governing “livestreaming” – an emerging marketing practice that has gone big, fast, in China and will be familiar to The Register readers around the world as infomercials for the digital age.…

Dot-org has been offline for a month, says ‘people who have ill intentions’ behind crack A “scanlation” website for Manga has admitted that its members credentials have been stolen and are now being shared online.…

New version adds Hyper-V fun, more support for ACRN IoT hypervisor, support for PlayStation controllers and ‘novelty port’ to ancient Nintendo Linus Torvalds has emitted version 5.12 of the Linux kernel, and warned the next version looks like a whopper.…

Guidelines, privacy, security all a smokescreen for monopoly abuse, lawmakers told Special report Apple and Google were blasted by app developers this week during a US Senate hearing over the tech giant's software souks. Here we summarize that meeting – and take a closer look at why a proposed law in Arizona to tackle the duo's behavior failed to pass.…

DEF CON hails 'an icon in all the positive ways' Obit Celebrated information security researcher Dan Kaminsky, known not just for his technical ability but also for his compassion and support for those in his industry, has died. He was 42.…

Plus: Enormo AI chip gets an upgrade, and more In brief Banks in America are reportedly rolling out cameras with machine-learning software to surveil people, claiming it’ll help reduce fraud, provide a better service to reduce wait times, and monitor homeless people sleeping near ATMs.…

Oops, watchdog doesn't actually have the power to do so, panel unanimously point out The US government's consumer watchdog cannot force scammers to return the money they cheated out of their victims, the Supreme Court declared unanimously this week.…

Watchdog deemed Richard Glenn's conduct 'unacceptable' An IT teacher at an English private school has been banned from teaching for 36 months for "unacceptable professional conduct" that included getting drunk and visiting a strip club with one or more pupils.…

Our plan is better than President Biden's, they claim, with few details A cadre of Republican senators have proposed allocating $65bn to developing broadband infrastructure in America as part of a $568bn five-year spending plan.…

Killer IoT app finally arrives: Keg-tracking tech to tackle light-fingered miscreants Forget all those interminable IoT gadgets gathering dust in the drawers of the world. Brewers may soon be able to breathe easier after signing up to what we're going to call the Internet of Beer.…