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Play The Register's naming game for the kid who will definitely be getting an electric go-kart Smoke was seen beneath Elon Musk's mighty Starship prototype overnight as he and his partner, musician Claire Boucher, celebrated the birth of their first child together. Naturally, El Reg is pondering a name for the offspring.…

Survey finds 66% of lazy gits don't change between sites Two-thirds of people recycle the same password or use variations on the same basic one, according to LogMeIn.…

Small Business Administration website sinks after being battered by RPA tech There are times when more automation is not necessarily a good thing. Just ask the US Treasury or the country's Small Business Administration (SBA), which banned a few software bots last week.…

The division, which arrived via Sybase, was valued at $400m in 2006 Swedish cloud comms firm Sinch has snapped up SAP Digital Interconnect for around €225 million ($250m).…

Hahaha, we were pretty gullible Twenty years have passed since cybercrooks demonstrated the role exploiting human psychology could play in spreading malware. Remember "ILOVEYOU"?…

Drama surrounds trendy lucrative top-level domain Analysis Colombia’s startup-friendly .co has erupted in controversy again following the resignation of the government minister responsible for putting the domain registry out for tender last year.…

Code available if you want to toy with similar camera-grabbing projects Video We've written a lot about academic research, startups, and internet giants making use of artificial intelligence. Sometimes source code is shared, and sometimes it isn't, which can be frustrating – we feel that pain.…

Cites uncertain business conditions and they sure are - even tilers working for Microsoft have felt the crunch Nutanix will send at least a quarter of its staff home for two weeks on no pay this year.…

Miscreants too busy mining for crypto to notice the gold lying around them? DigiCert, slinger of SSL/TLS certificates, has warned that it too has suffered at the hands of Salty miscreants as a key used for Signed Certificate Timestamps (SCT) was potentially compromised.…

Herd immunity all over again Comment Britain is sleepwalking into another coronavirus disaster by failing to listen to global consensus and expert analysis with the release of the NHS COVID-19 contact-tracking app.…

Windows 10’s billion users want comfort food and Redmond’s ready to ladle it out as better Bluetooth Microsoft has repurposed Windows 10X, the new cut of its OS introduced in October 2019 to run on dual-screen devices.…

Sign up now to learn how to turn your programmers into self-aware secure nodes Webcast There’s still time to sign up for tomorrow’s webcast, and find out how to make developer teams safe, aware, and front-line members of your cloud security operation.…

For now, you get a preview of the official Azure VMware Solution to play with and a promise of availability in H2 2020 Microsoft has fired up the first previews of its VMware-on-Azure service and hinted at an expanded hybrid offering.…

Renamed 'ExposureNotification' will only only one app per nation Apple and Google will ban location-tracking by apps using their new coronavirus contract-tracing API, newly renamed ExposureNotification.…

Coming real soon now as-a-service. Details on data collection and price? Coming soon, promise Salesforce has created a contact-tracing as-a-service product and promised it’s coming real soon now.…

Side effects may include rapid HPC and large AI workloads GPU biz Nvidia on Monday said it plans to buy network software maker Cumulus Networks, just days after closing its $6.9bn deal to acquire Mellanox, another networking-oriented business.…

US uni goes full honey badger on iPhone giant and its chip sidekick Months after they were found to have ripped off The California Institute of Technology's Wi-Fi patents, Apple and Broadcom remain locked in a legal battle over a damages bill running potentially to billions of dollars.…

I have no mouth, and I must scream Video Israeli cyber-security side-channel expert Mordechai Guri has devised a way to pilfer data from devices that have been air-gapped and silenced.…

The end of an exruciatig seres of ucky keyoards Ding dong, the godawful Butterfly keyboard is dead. With today's launch of the refreshed 13-inch MacBook Pro, Apple's loathed keyboard tech is finally gone — although it'll no doubt linger in the form of refurbished and second-hand units.…

Pen Test Partners probes auto collision avoidance system Not only can malicious people make airliners climb and dive without pilot input – they can also control where and when they do so, research from Pen Test Partners (PTP) has found.…

Be. Nice. To. People Comment "Imagine no possessions," John Lennon sang a few years after meeting a guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. The Beatles' path to India followed in the footsteps of numerous intellectuals and beatniks, including Herman Hesse and Allen Ginsberg. In the billionaire software elite, the journey is less common, although not unknown.…

Brrrring brrrring... Yep it's American cable guy Liberty Global It's official: mobile networks operator O2 is negotiating a merger with Virgin Media. Should the deal — details of which are not yet known — complete, it would see the creation of the UK's largest entertainment and telco provider, spanning mobile, fixed-line telecommunications, broadband, and pay TV.…

Want to opt out of that part? No chance, says NHSX chief Britons will not be able to ask NHS admins to delete their COVID-19 contact-tracking data from government servers, digital arm NHSX's chief exec Matthew Gould admitted to MPs this afternoon.…

'I'm sad, but I'm breathing more freely' says former exec Tim Bray, a co-author of the original specifications for XML, has ended his time as a VP and distinguished engineer at Amazon Web Services in outspoken fashion, quitting in dismay at the treatment of Amazon's warehouse workers.…

Homebaked conspiracy fans are really adding some local flair Comment This is one of those that should fall under the title of unlikely things to awaken Brits' patriotic spirit: a gaggle of anti-5G protestors in the UK's capital.…

Also: new toys for Your Phone and The Windows That Microsoft Wants To Forget drops to single digits Round Up The finishing line for Windows 10 20H1 hoved into view, YourPhone got audio toys and differential sync was finally rolled out for OneDrive. Here is a collation of events you may have missed from Microsoft.…

Please phone us if you see our missing 26kg aircraft, say authorities Latvia’s skies have been closed to long distance flights because a military-grade drone is “uncontrolled and lost” somewhere above the eastern European nation – and nobody knows where it has gone.…

Thunderbird also affected as legacy email authentication enjoys a Monday wobble Nobody likes Mondays, least of all Google's Gmail, the POP3 and IMAP services of which fell over this morning to deprive Monday morning mailers their start-of-week fix.…

Ah oh, SaltStack's frightnin' (with apologies to Howlin' Wolf) If your kit is affected, don't wait: unpatched vulnerabilities in Salt claimed two high profile victims over the weekend in the form of popular Google-free Android-based LineageOS and online publisher Ghost.…

Autonomous cars: hardware helps but you can't beat data Intel is being linked with the takeover of Israeli public transit startup Moovit for a cool $1bn, in order to beef up its portfolio in the mobility and transportation markets.…

Plus: Other infosec news from around the internet Roundup Congratulations, everyone. We made it through April. Here's a handy mop-up of bits and bytes of security news beyond what we covered in The Reg.…

And employers that banned personal service companies no longer seem to care. At least not yet, say sources Since chief secretary to the Treasury Steve Barclay confirmed a delay to the introduction of IR35, Brit contractors are opting out of the rules in droves – and many employers no longer care.…

Lalalalala, I can still hear you A few unlikely things have come into fashion during lockdown. Shonky home haircuts are one. Not showering for several days is another. And who can forget sweatpants, which are worn for several days at a time, as humankind descends into its natural Stig of the Dump state.…

Beware the dead hand of the product categorisation bot Bork!Bork!Bork! Welcome to another in The Register's series of computers behaving badly. Today's instalment is a little different to the usual run of blue, and may reassure those concerned that the machines will one day rule the world.…

Orders 18 RS-25 core-stage engines from Aerojet Rocketdyne NASA has picked an engine supplier for its controversial Space Launch System (SLS) program weeks after an audit chastised the space agency for blowing its budget.…

Tech minister says app is 'foolproof'! We imagine Black Hats probably don't agree. And some may have time on their hands at present India has made use of a COVID-19 contact-tracing app compulsory in some parts of the nation.…

But a rather purple tester put paid to that inflation-baiting bug Who, Me? Welcome to the start of another working week and a tale to take us back to the orange and brown hues of the 1970s courtesy of The Register's Who, Me? thread.…

A fortnight after selling a hefty bite to Facebook, which got in when 380-million strong mobile network was cheap Jio Platforms – which operates India’s most-used mobile network - has sold a slice of itself to US private equiteer Silver Lake.…

Plus: OpenAI's music-making software isn't half bad ... and Banjo boss's KKK shame Roundup Welcome to another summary of AI-related news beyond what we've already covered.…

The sequel to Pac-Man was Ms. Pac-Man. And Microsoft’s version of the Google-spawned TCP-killer QUIC is called MsQuic Microsoft’s revealed it’s a user of QUIC – the TCP successor that’s integral to HTTP3 but hasn’t quite excited too many folk beyond Google and Cloudflare.…

Even parks and train stations encouraged to use QR codes. Which may show the limits of Bluetooth contact-tracing! Singapore will from May 12th require all businesses to adopt a system that checks visitors into and out of their premises using their smartphones, and has already made using the system compulsory before entering some venues.…

And fires back with 'we do for free what meatspace distributors charge for' argument Google’s Australian tentacle has hit back at Australia’s plan to plan to make web giants pay publishers for content shared on their networks.…

Whitehat and blackhat next? The British government's computer security gurus have announced they will stop using the terms whitelisting and blacklisting in their online documentation.…

IT giant accused of paying women less than men doing exact same roles A lawsuit filed against Oracle on behalf of six women seeking to be paid as much as their male colleagues has been certified as a class action – a legal milestone that will allow thousands of women a chance to have their gender discrimination claims heard.…

Demo-2 mission to send SpaceX capsule, rocket from Florida to the International Space Station this month NASA today introduced to the world the American astronauts set to ride an American rocket into low-Earth orbit from American soil, a journey that will be the first of its kind since the final Space Shuttle launch in 2011.…

Malware maker urges judge to dump lawsuit over WhatsApp phone snooping Israeli spyware maker NSO Group has rubbished Facebook's claim it can be sued in California because it allegedly uses American IT services and has a business presence in the US.…

Puts to rest claims staff should've been paid for time spent in security lines Amazon yesterday settled for $11m with staff at its California warehouses who'd sued it over uncompensated wait times for security checks as they began and ended shifts.…

Coronavirus + entity lists + people not keen to upgrade = 13% dive Early forecasts of the Q1 smartphone sector made for grim reading, with appetite expected to be severely suppressed thanks to the COVID-19 pandemic. Subsequent analysis from Canalys shows those forecasts were bang-on, with worldwide shipments into the channel falling by 13 per cent year-on-year, to just over 272 million units.…

Its servers merely record more HTTPS requests to Mail Online and Amazon than anywhere else Civil servants at the UK's Ministry of Defence are spending a large part of their surfing time gazing at online shopping and news websites, the red-faced government department has admitted.…

IR blasters and headphone jacks, likely south of £350? Oh my Chinese phone-maker Xiaomi's onslaught into the UK market continues with two more phones: the MediaTek Helio G85-powered Redmi Note 9, and the more upmarket Redmi Note 9 Pro, which uses the Qualcomm 720G platform.…