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No, we're a chemist. We don't sell that sort of patch. Bork!Bork!Bork! Welcome to another in The Register's series of computers (largely Windows-based) doing the most annoying of things in public places.…

In case you've forgotten: Google sends Mozilla about $400m a year Mozilla has responded to news of the US government’s antitrust lawsuit against Google by saying it welcomes it … provided it doesn’t get hurt.…

Websites featuring get super-fast rating despite slower reality In yet another indication that Google uses its domination of the search engine market to benefit its own services, SEO experts have noticed an unusual in-built benefit involve its YouTube video giant.…

If ever there was a job for Docker and containers, this is it India has set itself a new challenge to develop locally-made software that manages shipping – of actual ships, not code - as a way to enhance its regional influence.…

Promises one portal to drive cloud and on-prem workloads, with built-in kit-and-code-mart Dell has announced a new IT as-a-service (ITaaS) experience called “Project APEX” that it says unifies and simplifies the process of paying-as-you-go for enterprise tech.…

This goes some way towards explaining the 5G network kit Jio suddenly announced it had built and would sell Qualcomm and India’s top telco, Jio, have teamed on 5G networking kit.…

Source warehouse asks users to verify recent project commits to ensure they’re not malicious OpenDev.org, which hosts the official OpenStack source code, on Tuesday tore down its Gerrit deployment after realizing it had been secretly hacked two weeks ago.…

Would be nice if civilization could hold out for 2023 to see its return A NASA probe has just now collected material from the surface of asteroid Bennu, some 200 million miles (322 million km) from Earth.…

Plus this Chrome one being exploited in the wild, we note The NSA has blown the lid off 25 computer security vulnerabilities Chinese government hackers are using to break into networks, steal data, and so on. The US super-spies said they went public with their list to help IT staff prioritize bug fixing. That is to say: if you're unsure of which patches to apply, do these first.…

Some state AGs feel US govt lawsuit is limited, tech groups worry about implications Analysis The US government finally unveiled its antitrust case against Google on Tuesday, accusing the tech giant of abusing its monopoly of the search and search ad market to keep out competition.…

Beware Greeks bearing gifts Microsoft's born-again love of open source continued today with the sharing of Akri, a project simplifying the use of network edge devices with Kubernetes.…

Adobe issues out-of-band patches, too, for Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, After Effects, etc Sysadmins responsible for VMware deployments should test and apply the latest security updates for the software.…

Search engine giant has officially become 1990s Microsoft Analysis The US Department of Justice has launched its long-awaited antitrust action against Google, accusing the tech giant of unlawfully protecting its search monopoly through “anti-competitive and exclusionary practices.”…

In space, no one can hear you scream, 'Office 365 is down again!' If only there was a way to minimize outages on Earth... Although it may be struggling to keep bits of the Azure cloud vertical in recent weeks, Microsoft continues to eye off-planet applications and connectivity for its data centres.…

Falls short as a generalist database playa, though, says analyst MongoDB - NoSQL database purveyor of the document-store variety - is rolling out a multi-cloud cluster it said will let users deploy a single distributed database across AWS, Google Cloud, and Microsoft Azure.…

Lucky old us. Plus: Azure Edge biz service software bundled in US telco Verizon has linked arms with Nokia to build enterprise-oriented private 5G networks.…

ENISA annual report also calls for better use of threat intel by frontline bods Insider threats, ransomware and cyber espionage were all in decline in the early part of 2020, according to the EU’s cybersecurity agency – though the risk of an “uncontrolled cyber arms race” among nation states is growing.…

Can help build more efficient recommendation algos, amongst other stuff it hopes users want Neo4j has added graph embeddings to its machine learning workbench in the hopes data scientists using its graph database will gain a productivity boost.…

Plus: Is it real or is it Photoshop? First preview of Content Authenticity tool Adobe MAX Adobe has updated its Creative Cloud product suite with tweaks including a content authenticity tool for determining what has been faked in Photoshop.…

Distributes it in self-updating Evergreen flavour and Fixed for people who hate surprises Fans of Microsoft's dancing developer goalposts will be delighted to learn that its latest crack at a web control, WebView2, has been declared fit for production.…

Commercially available? Er.... not yet Xiaomi has demoed its latest 80W wireless charging technology that it claims can fully replenish a 4000mAh smartphone battery in 19 minutes.…

Something something national security, right? An obscure court case about radio spectrum licensing law has jumped to greater prominence after a government barrister suggested a High Court judge “left a lacuna in relation to the protection of national security” when he ruled ministers could not tell Ofcom to ignore the law.…

Peddling hard to swerve a pavement pile-up of leased 'mobile assets causing obstructions in the public realm' Transport for London is launching a pilot data project to help it keep track of dockless rental bikes and e-bikes in the UK capital, the aim being to avoid a pile-up of two wheelers dumped on the pavement.…

Agency's 'nauts to ride in US commercial crew capsules 'going forward' ESA handed out contracts last week, with the usual suspects scooping up awards aimed at lunar exploration and beyond. The Register spoke to David Parker, ESA’s director of Human and Robotic Exploration, about the Moon, Mars and when Tim Peake would fly again.…

Whatever you do, don’t run vCenter 7.0U1 on HyperFlex. Just don’t go there unless you want horrible pain. Is that a clear enough warning? Cisco has issued an odd warning to users of its HyperFlex hyperconverged infrastructure products, telling them a VMware programming blunder can leave their hardware in an “unrecoverable” state.…

Plus $2.3bn of restructuring coming due to NewCo split, cloud humming along, Red Hat roaring IBM has posted another quarter of falling sales, and decided not to forecast what will happen over its next 90-day financial reporting period.…

Ethos-U65 sounds like an industrial techno band from the 1990s but, well, it isn't Arm this week launched its Ethos-U65 AI accelerator for running workloads on edge devices and other gear.…

We'll help you manage risk while chasing your RDBMS dreams Webcast There was a time when open source was still – no matter how many decades it had driven software projects – regarded as the playground of hippies and utopians. Bold and brave, yet thrown together, inconsistent and unsecured when compared to more established products.…

Wait until the ‘we need backdoors’ crowd hears about this Toshiba has said it is ready to start selling a commercial quantum key distribution (QKD) product, and will eventually move to offer QKD as-a-service.…

Deal sees $7bn paid now, $2bn in 2025 when Intel hands over key IP and FAB workers Intel has agreed to sell its NAND to South Korean chipmaker SK Hynix for $9bn.…

App promises to curb behaviour but this might be about control than morals Pakistan has allowed TikTok to resume operations within its borders.…

Surreal tales from the Midwest It’s been three years since Wisconsin approved more than $3bn in incentives to bring Foxconn to the US state.…

And 5G hype goes out of this world NASA has hired Nokia to build a 4G network on the Moon, paying the telecoms manufacturer $14.1m to set up a communications system that will give astronauts voice, data, triangulation, and video-on-demand.…

Is this another case of one rule for the Chocolate Factory and one for everyone else? Updated Google exempts its own websites from Chrome's automatic data-scrubbing feature, allowing the ads giant to potentially track you even when you've told it not to.…

While the UK says Russia probed 2020 Games systems, too Six men have been named as Russian military hackers and accused of spreading malware, disrupting the Olympics in retaliation for Russia's doping ban, and meddling with elections as well as probes into Novichok poisonings.…

A few downsides: no voice, for starters Open-source mobe biz FreedomFi celebrated the start of this year's Open Infrastructure Summit by opening the doors to a public beta of its FreedomFi Gateway for those keen on building their own LTE or 5G networks.…

After 10 years of OpenStack, 'a lot has changed and we are changing with it' The OpenStack Foundation, home to the open source project for running a self-hosted cloud, is to become the Open Infrastructure Foundation (OIF), with what it describes as an expanded mission, scope and community.…

Find out to knock out those data silos in our upcoming show Webcast There’s many trendy and forward-looking ways to make DevOps processes easier, and while most people have heard of Kubernetes – an effective, open sourced system for orchestrating data containers – there’s various approaches and techniques to make it run as smoothly as possible.…

Also: Teams goes native on Arm and Calculator pops up in Canonical's snap store In Brief Windows Insiders on the bleeding edge Windows 10 dev release channel that hoped to twiddle a knob or switch in the latest Windows 10X iteration had to settle for a drop-down menu for the refresh rate of a given display.…

Plod 'involvement' could deter testing, says doctors' union As if things were not going badly enough for the UK's COVID-19 test-and-trace service, it now seems police will be able to access some test data, prompting fears the disclosure could deter people who should have tests from coming forward.…

Plus: A warning to SharePoint operators In brief Just days after issuing fixes for scores of bugs in its products for this month's Patch Tuesday, Microsoft has issued two more patches for security holes that can be exploited by maliciously crafted files to run malware on victims' computers.…

Farewell to the old form factor, hello to extra HDMI and speedier silicon The Raspberry Pi team has stuck with tradition by following its Pi 4 a year or so later with the Compute Module 4. Those expecting another DDR2 SODIMM sized board are, however, in for a shock.…

Chips will power $34m machine doing Square Kilometre Array work and more Australia’s Pawsey Supercomputing Centre has bet on unannounced AMD EPYC silicon to power a new 50-petaFLOP supercomputer.…

Pricey Data Center editions remain but customers complain that 'this is insane' Atlassian is ending server licence sales and requiring customers to migrate either to its cloud services or to expensive Data Center editions.…

Tax doesn't have to be taxing, except when it does A survey of independent contractors shows only 45 per cent plan to stay with their chosen mode of employment after the introduction of the IR35 tax legislation in the UK private sector come April 2021.…

Criminal court sets trial date as High Court continues pondering civil suit judgment Former Autonomy CEO Mike Lynch will fight the US government's attempt to extradite him over HP's $11bn purchase of Autonomy Corporation in February next year.…

The Great Unicorn Prayer of security services: Stay secure, but - ya know - give us backdoors In a move as predictable as it is wearisome, a bunch of government security agencies have got together and demanded we let them have our data. This latest spooky manifestation is a collection of the Five Eyes - the US, the UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand - and for some reason Japan and India. Let’s call this coalition of the chilling, JIANUSCUK.…

To survive a war, you gotta become war. Yes, that's a real quote from the movie. Quality While Sylvester Stallone may or may not be done with the Rambo franchise after decades of portraying the eponymous character, its arcade incarnation endures, if a little borked.…

So much for showcasing Redmond's Chocolate Factory alternative Microsoft’s flagship 2020 game Flight Simulator was supposed to showcase Bing Maps and Azure’s streaming capabilities. There’s just one small problem: gamers are overwriting Bing’s in-game 3D photogrammetry with entire cities ripped from Google Earth.…

Fine, try this one: Hmm mmm egregious web monopoly mmm-mmm hmm radicalizing video algorithms mm In brief You can recall a song’s melody clearly in your mind though the name of it completely slips your tongue. What do you do? Well, now you can hum it directly into your smartphone and Google will try its best to detect what tune it is.…