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Equifax to world+dog: If we give you this $700m, can you pleeeeease stop suing us about that mega-hack thing?
US senator dismisses cop-out, suggests jail time for execs Data-spaffing consumer credit biz Equifax is offering a package of roughly $700m in order to kill off lawsuits regarding its 2017 super-cyber-heist.…
Hi. Sorry, we're still grinding Huawei at this: UK govt once again puts off decision to ban Chinese giant from 5G
But does complain there are too few suppliers, cybersecurity not a priority The British government has once again deferred an already postponed decision _ this time about whether or not to ban Huawei equipment from 5G networks in the UK.…
Google settles a four-year age-discrimination battle with 227 engineers by dishing out... $11m
Is that 'Googley' enough for you? Google has settled out of court with 227 people, who had accused the web giant of age discrimination, for $11m. After all the legal fees are deducted, each person will, on average, get a payout of a little over $35,000.…
Microsoft breaks out checkbook, turns Hungarian 'bribe' charge into a mere 'settlement'
Brad's big bucks banish bothersome Budapest bung Microsoft has cut a deal with the US government to settle charges one of its European subsidiaries was bribing officials from 2013-2015.…
SUSE taps SAP exec Melissa Di Donato to become open-source biz's first female CEO
Taking the reins after Nils Brauckmann retires in August German open-source haus SUSE has appointed former SAP executive Melissa Di Donato as CEO.…
A colleague leans over, nods sagely, and whispers: 'Data is the new oil, you know...' Here's how you respond
Here's the real score on what's happening with information in business today Analysis We keep hearing data is the new oil. It’s one of those annoying axioms that holds a germ of truth, and is repeated by every marketing executive who’s read a business periodical this year.…
Microsoft bungs a billion bucks at biz developing AI that will take our jobs 'for the benefit of all'
Ours too, though OpenAI says GPT-2 model won't be released Microsoft has plowed $1bn into OpenAI, a San-Francisco-company that is working on artificial general intelligence (AGI).…
God DRAM you! Prices to slide more than 40% in 2019 because chip makers can't forecast
Didn't see the slide in the PC market? Smartphones? Missed the hyperscale cloud builders? The laws of botched supply and demand forecasting are coming home to roost for the semiconductor industry in 2019 with DRAM average sales price set to fall 42.1 per cent.…
British telco Onecom grabs £100m in private equity dosh
With former Easynet CEO in charge of the board Brit ISP Onecom has bagged a £100m cash injection from private equity outfit Lloyds Development Capital (LDC) and asset manager Ares Capital.…
Too hot to handle? Raspberry Pi 4 fans left wondering if kit should come with a heatsink
Plucky mini-comp idling at concerning temperatures Some early adopters of the Raspberry Pi 4, released on 24 June, are running into heat issues, especially with the official Pi 4 case making no provision for a heatsink or fan.…
BT boss warns 16-min walk from current HQ to new London base 'just the tip of the iceberg'
It's also the 'largest workplace transformation programmes the UK has ever seen' Sixteen minutes: the amount of time it takes for the world to generate 60.8 million Google searches or a BT worker shimmying along to a new shiny HQ in central London.…
'Cockwomble' is off the menu: Uncle Bulgaria issues edict against using name in vain
Except when talking about Katie Hopkins, possibly... Uncle Bulgaria, elder of the Womble tribe who make their homes on Wimbledon Common, has spoken out against usage of the word "cockwomble", saying his species "would never approve of any use of profane language", particularly not "in our name".…
TypeScript is now a 'top 10' language – just in time for the 'feature complete' 3.6 beta
Better iterators, generators... Semicolons? Who needs 'em? Microsoft's TypeScript 3.6 beta, pushed out just before the weekend, is "intended to be feature complete", according to program manager Daniel Rosenwasser.…
Cisco 'in talks' to borg with web app protector Signal Sciences for its web app firewall tech
It is but WAF-er thin... – report Network overlord Cisco is reportedly planning to purchase Signal Sciences, a frequent cybersecurity collaborator and member of the Cisco Security Technical Alliance.…
Ofcom 'fair deal' action: UK mobile networks agree to slash contract charges when lock-in ends – except Three
Hutchison's underdog won't, even if handset paid off Telecoms regulator Ofcom is pushing mobile companies to make clearer to customers when their bundled and split contracts end, as many are left on high tariffs even when they've paid off their handsets.…
Tech jocks headed for White House powwow on 'economic matters' (read: Huawei ban)
Qualcomm, Google, Micron, Microsoft, Broadcom and Intel said to be invited White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow is reportedly meeting Silicon Valley bigwigs today to discuss the placement of Chinese telecoms giant Huawei on the US trade ban Entity List.…
Pair programming? That's so 2017. Try out this deep-learning AI bot that autocompletes lines of source code for you
OpenAI's GPT-2 language model has been tweaked to help you code faster Talk about working smarter, not harder. A computer-science student has got the right idea, by building an intriguing code-completion tool that uses deep-learning software to finish lines of source.…
Marketing biz bares folks' data in the act of asking for their GDPR comms preferences
Sprint Education plugged digit-diddling URL snafu quickly An education sector marketing firm has committed a data breach – ironically, because it mass-mailed people asking them to update their GDPR communications preferences.…
When you play the game of Big Spendy Thrones, nobody wins – your crap chair just goes missing
Zoinks! There's a crime to be solved Who, Me? Like the unwanted early morning return of last night's spiced food, Monday is here once again. Take your mind off it with an unsolved mystery courtesy of The Register's weekly Who, Me? column.…
You don't have to drown in data. Extract insight from your info using advanced IT analytics
Tune in today to hear from Sumo Logic on real-time monitoring and app stack troubleshooting Sponsored webcast It is not unusual for organisations to amass such large volumes of data that they struggle to examine it for real-time operational insights that will help them resolve issues and grow their business.…
It's a facial-recognition bonanza: Oakland bans it, activists track it, and pics taken from dating-site OkCupid feed it
Watching us, watching you Roundup Hello, welcome to this week’s roundup of news in the ever encroaching world of AI and machine learning. We’ll be talking about everyone’s favorite topic at the moment: facial recognition.…
Palo Alto gateway security alert, FSB hack, scourge of data-stealing web plugins, and more
A summary of computer security news for you, delivered rapid-fire-style Roundup Let's catch up with all the recent infosec news beyond what we've already covered.…
Brussels changes its mind AGAIN on .EU domains: Euro citizens in post-Brexit Britain can keep them after all
Your periodic reminder that there was maybe a reason so many people voted to leave The European Commission has, yet again, changed its position on who can have a .eu domain after Brexit.…
British ISPs throw in the towel, give up sending out toothless copyright infringement warnings
What a waste of time and money that was Creative Content UK, the organization that terrified British internet users by requiring ISPs to send out emails with accusations of copyright infringement, has decided to drop this questionable practice.…
In the cooler for the next three years: Hacker of iCloud accounts used by athletes and rappers
Phishing led to shopping spree with victims' credit cards A man from the US state of Georgia who pleaded guilty in March to breaking into the Apple iCloud accounts of sports and entertainment figures was sentenced on Thursday to three years and one month in federal prison – and ordered to pay almost $700,000 in restitution.…
Enjoying that 25Mbps internet speed, America? Oh, it's just 6Mbps? And you're unhappy? Can't imagine why
Internet testers went down to Georgia and found a fraud Comment American internet users are, seemingly, getting a quarter of the internet speed they are paying for.…
When Harry met celly: NSA hoarder thrown in the clink for 9 years – after taking classified work home for decades
Contractor Martin sentenced for squirreling away 50TB of hush-hush files, exploits An ex-NSA contractor who admitted stashing some 50TB of secret US government documents and exploit code at his home was today sentenced to nine years behind bars.…
Literally braking news: Two people hurt as not one but two self-driving space-age buses go awry
One hit by robo-ride, another injured in US, Austrian trials Two driverless vehicle trials were temporarily halted this week after self-driving mini-buses encountered obstacles – or think they did – resulting in minor injuries to a rider and a pedestrian.…
All very MoD-ern: RAF test pilot headed into space with Virgin, £30m small sat demo project
Defence ministry gets with the Apollo vibes Roundup As the world celebrates the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon mission, the UK's Ministry of Defence has gone a bit wacky – not only does it have fresh space plans, but it also wants to strap laser zappers to stuff too.…
You'll never guess what US mad lads Throwflame have strapped to a drone (clue: it does exactly what it says on the tin)
America. Fsck yeah US firm Throwflame is selling – you guessed it – a flamethrower attachment for drones.…
France seeks science-fiction writers to help futureproof its military against science-fact
'Aliens' The French army has said it is looking to recruit four or five sci-fi writers and futurologists to staff a "Red Team" that predicts future threats and how to disrupt or defend against them.…
Israel's NSO Group: Our malware? Slurp your cloud backups plus phone data? They've misunderstood
After report claimed its sales pitches boasted of doing that Israeli spyware firm NSO Group has denied it developed malware that can steal user data from cloud services run by Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Google and Microsoft.…
UK.gov drives ever further into Nocluesville, crowdsources how to solve digital identity
Look, we're all of out ideas! Fresh out of ideas on how to crack the problem of digital identity, the UK government has put out a consultation asking what the hell it should do next.…
Echelon gets the upper hand: Scores final nod for 100MW bit barn campus in Arklow, Ireland
Appeal from competitor who fought Apple application fails to stop project Recently established data centre developer Echelon has received permission to build a massive bit barn campus in County Wicklow, Ireland.…
Estate agent dodges GDPR-sized bullet after exposing 18,610 folks' data for two years
Fined £80,000 under Data Protection Act – could have been a lot more under new EU rules A London estate agent has been fined £80,000 for losing thousands of clients' personal data when it was handed over to a third party.…
You totally need VMs to do AI, nods VMware as Bitfusion dissolves in its vSphere of influence
Virty GPU upstart joins the fold Crusty old VMware is attempting to keep up with the youngsters by acquiring Bitfusion, a startup that claims to enable machine learning on any VM via the magic of network-attached GPUs.…
Your biz won't be hacked by a super-leet exploit. It'll be Bob in sales opening a dodgy email
Or Sam connecting a vulnerable dev box to production. Here's your gentle guide to risks and threats menacing your IT Backgrounder The good news for enterprise security is that the number of reported cyberattacks is going down, in the UK at least.…
Excluding Huawei from UK's 5G will harm security, MPs warn
A decision must be made as a 'matter of urgency', says Intelligence and Security Committee Excluding Huawei from the UK's 5G network infrastructure would harm resilience and "lower security standards", the Intelligence and Security Committee (ISC) warned today.…
BT staffers fear new mums could be hit disproportionately by car allowance change
People Framework strikes again: 'Employees feel worse off and demoted' A number of female staff at BT that take maternity leave could be disproportionately affected by plans to remove car allowances from certain employees.…
Apollo 11 @ 50: The long shadow of the flag
1969 and all that, or why NASA shouldn't be all about lunar footprints Tomorrow it will be a full 50 years since humans first set foot on the Moon, and nearly 50 years since the annual hand-wringing began over why none have gone back after Apollo 17.…
2025: HELLO? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M ON THE TUBE. FULL 4G NOW. NAH, IT'S CRAP
Transport for London missed the train for 2019 deadline Transport for London is to trial 4G services on the eastern half of the Jubilee line, and is looking to work with a firm that wants to run a Underground-wide network by the mid-2020s.…
Guess who reserved their seat on the first Moon flight? My mum, that's who
Of course the ticket's real: it says 'Pan Am' at the top, doesn't it? Something for the Weekend, Sir? My mother won a ticket to the Moon.…
UK government buys off Serco lawsuit with $10m bung. Whew. Now Capita can start running fire and rescue
Makes you proud to be British The Ministry of Defence has slipped £10m of British taxpayers' money into Serco's back pocket to settle a legal challenge over the award of a £525m Fire and Rescue services contract to rival outsourcer Capita.…
What else can we add to UK.gov's tech project bonfire? Oh yeah, 5G
Watchdog casts doubt on testbeds and trials scheme The UK's £217m 5G testbed trials have already hit a major speed bump due to a lack of available equipment, according to an official report.…
Operation Desert Sh!tstorm: Routine test shoots down military's top-secret internets
How our sysadmin learned to fear vSphere On Call Welcome to Friday. The weekend is almost upon us so put down that bacon sarnie and pick up today's On Call, The Register's weekly column of tales from the tipping point.…
2015 database hack is the terrible gift that keeps giving for Slack: Tens of thousands of passwords now reset
Yak app still cleaning up after four-year-old cyber-break-in Slack says a 2015 database theft is to blame for a large-scale reset of stolen passwords.…
Don't miss out: Learn essential AI skills from dozens of top-notch speakers, sessions and workshops at this year's MCubed conference
Get your early-bird tickets for talks ranging from technical deep-dives to advice on ethics and the law Event Your early experiments in machine learning or AI can be tough. Getting them to work in production will be tougher still.…
Incognito mode won't stop smut sites sharing your pervy preferences with Facebook, Google and, er, Oracle
93% of onanistic orgs tracking you despite battened-down browsing Google, Facebook, and, surprisingly, Oracle are among the top ten third-party companies that frequently track your personal sexual interests every time you watch porn, according to new research.…
Arrested development: Cops dump Amazon's facial-recognition API after struggling to make the thing work properly
15 months of wrangling and Orlando couldn't even begin testing AI cloud tech for population surveillance Orlando cops have given up using Amazon’s controversial cloud-based facial recognition to monitor CCTV cameras dotted around the Florida city – after a nightmare year of technical breakdowns.…
Cloud makes it rain for Microsoft: IT giant turns green with Azure, cash poured all over investors
Record revenue reaches Redmond, the result of a booming as-a-service business Microsoft on Thursday reported record revenue for its fourth fiscal quarter of 2019 and for its full fiscal year, predictably pushing its stock higher in after-hours trading.…
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