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New California job loss report lands. March's numbers are ugly
Symantec, Cisco, Uber and the loathsome Juul shed most staff in the tech sector The State of California has released its newest report on job losses, and it's not pretty.…
Want to see through walls? Electroboffins build tiny chip in the lab that vibrates at just the right frequency to do it
Terahertz nanoplasma kit makes traditional transistors look slow in comparison Scientists have crafted a tiny flexible electrical device capable of generating terahertz waves that can penetrate walls and microscopic cells, potentially paving the way for new imaging techniques – and fast switching in chips.…
India’s networking market collapsed … in Q4 2019!
The nation is already well and truly routed, and telcos have new taxes to pay India’s networking equipment market collapsed before the Coronavirus could stab it in the back, thanks in part to a new tax on telcos.…
Microsoft buys Affirmed Networks to provide cloudy services for 5G network operators
Vodafone, Orange, AT&T, and Softbank are already users, will soon have Azure option Microsoft has become the latest company to have a crack at helping telcos prepare for 5G by acquiring network specialist Affirmed Networks.…
Dell, VMware, withdraw fiscal 2021 guidance amid humming global supply chain and remote work boom
You can’t seriously be asking why. Do you live under a rock? The reason is coronavirus Dell today slipped out a regulatory filing in which it withdrew the financial guidance it offered in late February.…
Instagram, YouTube 'iron man' marketer first to be nabbed by Feds cracking down on fake coronavirus web cures
Videos claiming to have magic savior pills racked up millions of views amid allegedly fraudulent investment scheme A social-media marketer is understood to be the first person to be hit with a federal fraud charge in the US for allegedly trying to trick people into investing in a bogus COVID-19 cure.…
ISP Monkeybrains cries foul over coronavirus fees after requesting more bandwidth. Zayo says it was all a mistake
Presumed pandemic profiteering may be just confused staff Analysis Earlier this week, Monkeybrains, a San-Francisco-based internet service provider, asked ZayoGroup, a communication infrastructure biz based in Boulder, Colorado, to temporarily upgrade a network circuit from 2Gbps to 10Gbps.…
Microsoft staff giggle beneath the weight of a 52,000-person Reply-All email storm
Team Redmond stokes the flames as an exercise in black humor Microsoft is right now groaning under the weight of a 52,000-person internal Reply-All email storm.…
What's a Google Play? Huawei talks up fledgling AppGallery store, shows off another voice assistant with a female name
Oh Ce-Celia, I'm down on my knees, I'm begging you please to phone home For much of its life, Huawei didn't have to think too much about its software ecosystem, at least with regard to its once-growing Western market. But then Donald Trump pulled the rug out from underneath the Middle Kingdom mobe maker with a Google embargo.…
AMD dials 911, emits DMCA takedowns after miscreant steals a load of GPU hardware blueprints, leaks on GitHub
'We believe the stolen graphics IP is not core to the competitiveness or security of our graphics products' On Wednesday, AMD confirmed intellectual property related to its graphics processors was stolen last year, though insisted the leaked files will not damage its business nor compromise product security.…
From Gmail to Gfail: Google's G-Suite topples over for unlucky netizens, rights itself
East Coast looks to be hardest hit. C'mon, Chocolate Factory, we're relying on you to pull us through A bunch of Google services, from Gmail and Google Drive to Hangouts and Classroom, fell offline for unlucky netizens in North America today.…
Things that make you go zoom: Huawei rolls out pictastic P40 phones, no Google Play Store in sight
Chocolate Factory's software souk still Trumped, so you'll have to make do with AppGallery Undeterred by US boycotts, Huawei has pushed out a new range of Android smartphones without the Google software that usually comes with them.…
2020 MacBook Air teardown shows in graphic detail how butterfly keyboards were snipped for scissor switch
Was 0.5mm of laptop really worth five years of pain, Tim? Teardown terrors iFixit have opened up the innards of the new MacBook Air to reveal not only the departure of the hated butterfly keyboard, but also tweaks that might make things a bit more repairable. Kind of.…
Brits swarm Dixons Carphone for laptops, printers, games consoles, fridges, freezers to weather out COVID-19 storm
Online sales up 72%, but retailer warns of impact of store closures Online sales at Dixons Carphone shot up as Brits began preparing en masse to work from home by shelling out on notebooks, printers and – to keep the kids happy – games consoles, in response to the spread of COVID-19.…
Huawei P40 Pro: Camera setup really captures the misery of an empty world foods aisle
Flagship's snappers would be great if we weren't under lockdown Hands on Huawei, when translated from the original Chinese, means "terrible timing"*. Case in point: the Huawei P40 Pro packs one of the best smartphone cameras yet, but comes at a time when most people are (or should be) self-isolating.…
Hey, China. Maybe you should have held your hackers off for a bit while COVID-19 ravaged the planet. Just a suggestion
Citrix, Cisco and Zoho-pwning APT41 attack wave seems in awfully bad taste Proving that no good crisis ever goes to waste, Chinese government hacking crew APT41 launched a campaign that abuses vulns in Citrix Netscaler and Zoho ManageEngine, according to threat intel outfit FireEye.…
Microsoft tries getting touchy-feely once again with its Windows Insiders
Try the Tablet Experience and pretend the Windows 8 Tablet Mode never happened Microsoft celebrated the arrival of a new boss for the Windows Insider Program with a fresh build and another crack at dealing with Windows 10's often maddening approach to tablets.…
Give us a reason... not to buy a new handset? Samsung back-ports Galaxy S20 photo features to Galaxy 10 range
Erm, guys, this is lovely. But isn't selling new kit pretty important? Samsung has announced an update for the Galaxy S10 and Galaxy Note 10 that will imbue them with powers previously only available on the newer Galaxy S20 range.…
Drones, apps and packed lunches: The latest on big tech's COVID-19 response
Microsoft makes sandwiches and Intel empties its factories of protective gear Roundup Welcome to another round-up of bandwagon-hopping and genuine altruism from big tech as the industry continues its response to the COVID-19 pandemic.…
Meeemories, fuel our revenue's incline: Micron sees uptick in PC and data centre demand as WFH becomes new normal
Pyjama party for NAND and DRAM flinger Chipmaker Micron forecast quarterly revenues above analysts' estimates as the novel coronavirus outbreak fuels demand for notebooks and data centre services.…
What happens when the maintainer of a JS library downloaded 26m times a week goes to prison for killing someone with a motorcycle? Core-js just found out
What will be the fate of an open-source project relied upon by so many? In November 2019, Denis Pushkarev, maintainer of the popular core-js library, lost an appeal to overturn an 18-month prison sentence imposed for driving his motorcycle into two pedestrians, killing one of them.…
Chart-topper Neo4j makes connections in effort to nudge graph DBs into the mainstream
Java Database Connectivity built in to hook up easily with analytics tools Graph database spinner Neo4j has built Java Database Connectivity (JDBC) into its tech as standard with the promise of making life easier for users of popular analytics and visualisation tools who want to work on graph data.…
Short of tech talent to deal with novel coronavirus surge? Let us help – with free job ads on The Register
No snark, just something to help an IT industry in need It won't have escaped anyone in the tech community and the wider world that we are in for some challenging times.…
Borky shark: A deserted airport and a Raspberry Pi feeling poorly at baggage claim. Welcome to 2020
Zoomarine: Oceans of fail Bork!Bork!Bork! Worried about The Rise Of The Machines in these troubled times? Cheer yourself up with another example of what computers get up to when humans aren't watching, courtesy of your self-isolated vultures at The Register.…
BEHOLD! Japan's Hayabusa2 probe left human imprints on ASTEROID SAND
Sure, the bullet couldn't shift a big boulder, but it may have learned Ryugu's composition and birthday Astroboffins have analysed what happened when the Japanese probe Hayabusa2 shot a 2kg Small Carry-on Impactor (SCI) at asteroid Ryugu in 2019.…
Apple: Relax, we're not totally screwing web apps. But yes, third-party cookies are toast
Sure, we'll delete local data after seven days but there's a way to avoid that After three years of escalating restrictions on third-party cookies to protect user privacy, Apple on Tuesday went all-in with full third-party cookie blocking.…
There's no Huawei a virus can stop us! 90 per cent of our staff in China are already back at work says CEO
And ready to build the stuff that the rest of the world needs to stay online during the CoronaCrisis The vast majority of Huawei's employees are back to work following nationwide shutdowns implemented in response to the coronavirus outbreak in China.…
SANS is offering fully certified cybersecurity training – without leaving your bunker
Isolation is the perfect time to learn new skills Promo Amid this planet's ongoing pandemic and stay-at-home measures, if you’re keen to repurpose all that time previously spent commuting, attending conferences, and so on, why not take a look at the SANS Institute’s Online Cybersecurity Training.…
Corona coronavirus hiatus: Euro space agency to put Sun, Mars probes in safe mode while boffins swerve pandemic
Spacecraft instruments switched off after COVID-19 outbreak forces mission control to send workers home ESA will pause on-board operations of its spacecraft exploring our Solar System – after sending its mission control center staff home to help contain the coronavirus pandemic.…
Sharp gobbles NEC as Japan's display giants team up to take on Europe and North America
Terms not revealed, but hopes are high that consolidation will be a good thing Japanese display giant Sharp will gobble NEC's display business in a push to expand into North America and Europe.…
Cops charge prankster who ‘Corona-coughed’ on aged officer and had it filmed
And that's perhaps not the worst of viral idiocy in Australia: One minister made up a cyber-attack to cover for inadequate web provisioning Police have charged an Australian moron who coughed on a copper in Coffs Harbour and claimed he was suffering from COVID-19.…
Singapore to open-source national Coronavirus encounter-tracing app and the Bluetooth research behind it
Team explains privacy preservation plan and how smartphones' wireless prowess is wildly variable Singapore plans to open source a smartphone app its digital government team has developed to track citizens' encounters with Coronavirus carriers.…
Stockholders, assemble. HP's latest argument: Do you really trust Xerox to take us over during a pandemic recession?
Execs make new plea to shareholders in hostile takeover battle Executives at HP Inc have made yet another pitch to shareholders in their effort to ward off a hostile takeover by Xerox.…
Internet samurai says he'll sell 14,700,000 IPv4 addresses worth $300m-plus, plow it all into Asia-Pacific connectivity
Alternative headline: Jun Murai remembers he has a /8 under the fridge Special report IPv6 advocate Jun Murai today announced he will effectively sell more than 14 million IPv4 addresses and put all the proceeds – expected to top US$300m – into a trust co-owned with APNIC, Asia-Pacific's internet overseer.…
Don't believe the hype: Today's AI unlikely to best actual doctors at diagnosing patients from medical scans
Majority of academic studies into hospital image processing aren't subjected to clinical testing Don’t fall for overblown claims that AI algorithms are just as good as, or even better, than human doctors at diagnosing diseases from medical images. That's according to a study published in The British Medical Journal on Wednesday.…
If there's something strange in Symantec's neighborhood, who you gonna call? Not Broadcom, it seems: Systems go down, cut off customers
And now back on their feet after global two-hour wobble Symantec customers, or rather Broadcom customers these days, were taken offline for a while on Wednesday when the security service's data centers around the planet went down.…
Informatica flings a phone directory of new features at fearless data fettlers
Having trouble wrangling your data? It can probably automate that Informatica is boasting a total of 25 new features across its suite of data management technologies which could all be grouped under the phrase "we can automate that!"…
HPE fixes another SAS SSD death bug: This time, drives will conk out after 40,000 hours of operation
Get your patch in place to avoid future data loss HPE has told customers that four kinds of solid-state drives (SSDs) in its servers and storage systems may experience failure and data loss at 40,000 hours, or 4.5 years, of operation.…
London court tells Julian Assange: No, coronavirus is not a good reason for you to be let out of prison
Flight risk remains, says judge as she refuses bail attempt Julian Assange has failed to use the COVID-19 pandemic as a reason to get out of prison – after a judge ruled that his previous antics made him a flight risk.…
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella talks hardware supply chains and elasticity: 'Bigger issue' is what happens around US and Europe's 'demand side'
Staying upright as more restrictions slapped on its clouds Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella put a brave face on things yesterday as the Windows giant's infrastructure creaks under "unprecedented" load.…
Royole shows off sequel to world's first foldable phone – the panned Flexpai – with no Colombian coke lords in sight
We've already made that 'Royole with cheese' joke, right? In late 2018, Shenzhen startup Royole released the world's first commercially available foldable phone – the Royole Flexpai. Reviews weren't great, with one journo describing it as "charmingly awful". It only really entered the public consciousness due to the antics of Escobar Inc, which rebadged the Flexpai and sold it for £300. None were actually delivered.…
Tupperware-dot-com has a live credit card skimmer on its payment page, warns Malwarebytes
Branded lunchbox biz didn't answer for 5 days, alleges infosec firm Tupperware, maker of the plastic food containers beloved of the Western middle classes, has an active and ongoing malware infection on its website that steals credit card data and passes it to criminals.…
Stuck at home? Why not let an edgy, GPU-boosted slice of Azure keep you company?
Microsoft expands preview of T4 Tensor Core-flavoured Azure Stack Edge It isn't only workers being sent home as Microsoft announced an expansion of its warmed-over Azure Stack Edge preview, replete with Nvidia GPU goodness, at the GPU Technology Conference this week.…
Xerox slurps something that isn't HP Inc: Brit managed print services houses Altodigital and ITEC Connect
Prices undisclosed but you can bet it was cheaper Xerox might not have been able to prise HP Inc stock from the hands of shareholders yet but it has snaffled British print services specialists Altodigital and ITEC Connect for an undisclosed sum.…
Softcat MD stepping down at reseller months after flogging £1.5m worth of stock
Slips out door with 620,000 shares to enjoy a life less ordinary British reseller giant Softcat's managing director, Colin Brown, is standing down at the end of July, just months after he offloaded 125,000 shares for £12 each – totalling £1.5m – giving him a cash pillow to see out the coronavirus lockdown and beyond.…
BT Openreach prepares to declare UK MBORCed* as all new phone line installations halted over coronavirus
*Not a new backcronym, but 'Matters Beyond Our Reasonable Control' Updated BT is to halt all home visits by its Openreach broadband engineers except for essential ones needed to keep critical businesses and vulnerable people connected to the outside world.…
Collabora working on making any DirectX 12 driver able to support open graphics and parallel programming APIs
OpenCL and OpenGL wrappers in development for Microsoft's platform Microsoft and Collabora are developing OpenCL and OpenGL mapping layers for DirectX so that software developed for these open standards will run correctly on all DirectX 12-enabled devices.…
Well, Zuckerberg did promise India it hadn't seen the last of Facebook. How do you say they're BAAACK in Hindi?
Social network reportedly looking to buy a slice of country's biggest mobile provider Facebook is reportedly in talks to buy a multibillion-dollar stake in India's largest mobile network, Reliance Jio.…
UK's Ministry of Defence loads up £4.6m for one plucky IaaS and PaaS provider to host Oracle Primavera apps
Attention! Stand up straight you 'orrible lot! The UK's Ministry of Defence is on the hunt for an infrastructure and platform service provider to host servers supporting its Primavera project management software.…
Brit housing association blabs 3,500 folks' sexual orientation, ethnicity in email blunder
Please update your contact details in this handy spreadsheet ... oh A UK housing association blurted 3,500 people's sensitive personal data as part of a bungled "please update your contact details" email exercise, The Register has been told.…
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