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Oof, that's gotta hurt for Cloudera, which is sitting at a paltry $4.6bn Databricks, the company behind open-source big data tool Apache Spark, has sucked up a $1bn investment round courtesy of AWS, Microsoft, Google, and more.…

The axeman cometh The sound of a blade being sharpened in Redmond could be heard this week as Microsoft issued a six-month warning for Skype for Business Online.…

HPE cut off its own arm to escape infrastructure services Atos shares spiked this morning after it confirmed that negotiations to purchase DXC Technology are dead in the water.…

Company reckons setup is 'first of its kind in Europe' Scaleway is running a farm of Apple M1 Mac Minis in its repurposed fallout shelter beneath Paris, France.…

'We attempted to add 1,200 servers to our web tier' – but with a saturated network it did no good Slack says it has identified a scaling failure in its AWS Transit Gateways (TGWs) as the reason for the chat service's monumental outage on 4 January. As a result, Amazon's cloud computing arm said it is "reviewing the TGW scaling algorithms".…

Just a coincidence or a call-back to borks of Windows past? Bork!Bork!Bork! Even after a year of readers sending in photos taken of error screens they've seen out and about for The Reg's Bork column, the infamous Windows "Blue Screen of Death" has remained a mainstay. However, have you wondered why blue is the colour?…

Impeccable timing IT teams at Asos.com face absorbing massive stock and brand data in the company's £295m acquisition spree while at the same time finishing a global retail e-commerce system project.…

Group aims to represent 'the voice of the user' The Linkerd project, a lightweight service mesh for Kubernetes, has formed a steering committee as it competes for developer attention with Google-sponsored Istio as well as other projects.…

Fancy re-engineering code used to 'simulate weather and climate' for the next generations of supercomputers? UK weather forecasting agency the Met Office is tendering for delivery partners to help it build its data platform over the next four years in a framework deal that could be worth £30m.…

Mozilla meanwhile wants to continue compliance discussions with security certificate vendor When Google Chrome 90 arrives in April, visitors to websites that depend on TLS server authentication certificates from AC Camerfirma SA, a digital certificate authority based in Madrid, Spain, will find that those sites no longer present the secure lock icon.…

Advice to next vCEO: Execute the plan, faster Outgoing VMware CEO and incoming Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger has revealed he was initially approached to take a seat on the chipmaker’s board.…

UK internet registry faces uphill battle to restore member trust Analysis The campaign to remove the CEO and non-elected board members of .uk internet registry operator Nominet may be over before the official petition is even filed.…

Lycra louts fiddled files to make them faster, but automation overtook their antics Virtual cycling company Zwift has banned two riders for fiddling with data they uploaded to the service, and which helped them to do better in races.…

NAS spinner writes custom firmware for Toshiba tin in enterprise gear Synology has introduced its first-ever list of validated disks and won’t allow other devices into its enterprise-class NAS devices. And in a colossal coincidence, half of the disks allowed into its devices – and the only ones larger than 4TB – are Synology’s very own HAT 5300 disks that it launched last week.…

And yes, that's what happened in Myanmar this week Something nasty happened to the internet in Myanmar at around 3am local time (2030 UTC Sunday). Traffic dipped markedly. And by sunup the reason for the situation became clear: the nation’s military had decided to reclaim power after a brief period of democracy, and presumably restricted internet access to make it harder to organize resistance.…

You, yes, thousands of you, take this $4m and get back to work Google will pay at least $3.8m to settle a dispute with Uncle Sam in which the ad giant was accused of paying woman engineers less than their male colleagues, and for discriminating against female and Asian candidates applying for technical positions.…

I am once again asking for your financial support, says Zuckerberg's empire Facebook has created a new screen in its iOS app that will urge people to allow it to continue stalking their online activities for targeted advertising.…

Lawyers required to hand in dead-tree copies. No, seriously The US court system has banned the electronic submission of legal documents in sensitive cases out of concern that Russian hackers have compromised the filing system.…

Plus: Dead pop star brought back to life by ML, OECD develops effort to monitor AI power In brief Today's artificial intelligence can autocomplete a photo of someone's face, generating what the software predicts is the rest of their body.…

iGiant says case alleging state aid from Ireland was 'catgorically annulled' Last year Apple won a long-fought legal battle against the European Commission, which argued it had received unlawful state aid from Ireland that allowed it to swerve nearly €13bn in back taxes.…

Adding Serial API, Web NFC support, richer human interface device support Google has released a beta of Chrome 89, adding further hardware interaction APIs even though Mozilla and Apple consider many of these features harmful, as well as introducing a desktop-sharing API for Windows and Chrome OS.…

Learn how to escape your NAS backup pain – simply tune in this month Webcast If managing data is part of your world, some things never change. There’s always more information coming at you, automation trumps good intentions, and the network data management protocol (NDMP) seem to have been designed to make your life … difficult.…

'Sensitive' personal data not accessed – so what about names and contact deets? UK Research and Innovation, the British government's science and research organisation, has temporarily turned off a couple of its web-facing services after an apparent ransomware attack.…

VPP service TITSUP* at eu-central-1 While UK parents looked forward to weeks more of home education for their poppets, iDevice management service Jamf School has taken a tumble for some users.…

It started building M16 when 'overall semiconductor memory was amid downturn' Two years after breaking ground, Korean memory giant SK Hynix has finished work on its ₩3.5 trillion (£2.2bn) DRAM factory, known as M16, located in the northwestern city of Incheon.…

Chance of Moon landing in 2024 ever slimmer if test flight this year is delayed Hopes of a launch of NASA's Space Launch System (SLS) in 2021 have been dealt a further blow by an admission that a second Green Run hot fire test is required for the SLS core stage.…

One-way traffic at the moment... and don't mention Access Microsoft has made the source code for its Extensible Storage Engine (aka JET Blue) available on GitHub.…

New network will have 600 fewer cash machines The UK Post Office has awarded two contracts worth a total of £30m for a banking network and ATMs system in a procurement expected to be worth £357m once all contracts are awarded.…

15 years in the making. Out of the labs and into the real world: The 100Gbps Internet connection Why on earth would Cisco want to push fibre to your desk?…

Itanic sinks further beneath the waves The Linux kernel will no longer support Intel Itanium processors following a decision by Linus Torvalds to merge a patch marking the architecture as orphaned.…

Platform to handle data from roadside sensors and in-vehicle systems Sopra Steria has won a £42m contract from Highways England to upgrade the National Traffic Information Service to help keep travellers on the move throughout the country's 4,300 miles (6,920km) of strategic road network.…

medConfidential spots tiny yet staggering web blunder Exclusive A single missing web link on GOV.UK has cost the taxpayer £51m over the last five years because civil servants are being forced to handle paper forms posted to the Home Office.…

Battle between members and management of .UK registry follows long history of tension Analysis An effort to oust the CEO and most of the board of .uk registry operator Nominet is building momentum within Britain’s internet industry, although success remains far from clear.…

At least the whiteboard could be wiped clean of evidence Who, Me? The Register readership knows no bounds when it comes to electrical snafus, as demonstrated by a Who, Me? entry featuring motorised mayhem and a certain South Korean semiconductor manufacturer.…

May be a decent AWS alternative - if sudden 106 percent cloudy DB2 price hike doesn’t scare you off IBM’s trying a new pricing plan to lure more folk to its cloud.…

Plus: Second ransomware operation in the sights of Uncle Sam – and the insurance industry under fire for fueling extortionware rise In brief Cisco's anti-spam service SpamCop failed to renew spamcop.net over weekend, causing it to lapse, which resulted in countless messages being falsely labeled and rejected as spam around the world.…

Smartphone-slinger wants off America's naughty list, now and forever Chinese consumer tech company Xiaomi has sued the United States for designating it a "Communist Chinese military company" and banning transactions with the firm.…

Chairs, desks, cup-holders, and a weird wearable cushion will reach the west in late 2021 If you’ve ever felt that IKEA lacks a sense of humour, here’s proof: the company’s new collection of gaming furniture and accessories produced in collaboration with ASUS is not called “FRÄG”.…

Seems to be full steam ahead on blockchain for uses other than funny money India has signalled it intends to create a digital version of its currency.…

And the day after news of those talks emerged, Google said it never threatened to pull search from Australia Satya Nadella and Mark Zuckerberg spoke to Australia’s leaders last week to discuss the nation’s News Media Bargaining Code, a plan to force Google and Facebook to pay when they link to news content.…

Ex-BBC chairman, former RIPE NCC boss lined up to run .UK registry as caretakers if campaign successful The UK internet industry has called for the ousting of the CEO and most of the board of Nominet – the organization that operates the .uk registry – accusing them of lining their own pockets at the expense of charitable causes and millions of ordinary Brits.…

Alas, it looks as though, for now, us humans are still alone in the pitch-black depths of space The notion of phosphine-producing microbes floating in Venus’s atmosphere is looking more and more shaky, as scientists believe the detection of the gas may have been skewed by the antenna of a telescope used to discover it.…

Promising protocol much easier to fingerprint than HTTPS Google's QUIC (Quick UDP Internet Connections) protocol, announced in 2013 as a way to make the web faster, waited seven years before being implemented in the ad giant's Chrome browser. But it still arrived before privacy could get there.…

Recently released cryptography code easily undone by trivial buffer overflow Google Project Zero researcher Tavis Ormandy on Thursday reported a severe flaw in Libgcrypt 1.9.0, an update to the widely used cryptographic library that was released ten days ago.…

Swedish comms giant cashes in where Huawei is on retreat Swedish telecoms equipment manufacturer Ericsson will be raising a glass of aquavit to this week's Q4 2020 figures. Network sales were up 11 per cent unadjusted, driven by the ongoing rollout of 5G connectivity, as well as the ongoing malaise of rival Huawei.…

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should Motorola and Lenovo are experimenting with wireless charging tech that works remotely, casting power to phones and wearables from across the room.…

Open that little box and bingo, clear text of the whole PDF Exclusive The European Commission's war of words against pharma company AstraZeneca over COVID-19 virus vaccines has descended into farce after Brussels accidentally published an unredacted version of a disputed supply contract.…

A fresh preview as the management cards receive a shuffle Microsoft has disappointed hair-shirted developers with the arrival of a settings screen preview for its Windows Terminal product, potentially – though not necessarily – heralding the end of JSON tinkering to make things just so.…

Yes, survival games can tell great stories too The RPG Greetings, traveller, and welcome back to The Register Plays Games, our monthly gaming column. It was tricky deciding what to look at for this edition, what with the doozy of Cyberpunk 2077 in our tail lights. As for the New Year, we've been left with the usual dearth of releases so it was time to check out something that's been in development for a while and is almost ready for 1.0.…

At the end of the day, biz customers will buy the product they want Analysis Christian Klein cut a lonely figure in front of mysteriously floating cameras in his computer-generated studio. Yet, presenting a vision of enterprise resource planning arguably as idealised as the CGI mountains looming over his shoulder, SAP's CEO pressed on.…