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Virgin Media blocks Imgur, literally tens of people rage at UK ISP
They blame IWF-related error, IWF says 'it's not us, it's you' UK internet service provider Virgin Media has insisted it does not block entire domains "as a matter of course" after it stopped its customers from viewing the whole of Imgur this morning – on the say-so of the Internet Watch Foundation.…
It's a Hull of a thing: Private equity biz Macquarie to swallow KCOM
Gavel falls on £627m valuation – new owner may look to offload ailing divisions The battle for ownership of KCOM, the East Yorkshire-based broadband provider and slinger of clouds, has finally ended with private equity investor Macquarie on top.…
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, where to go? Navigation satellite signals flip from degraded to full TITSUP* over span of four days
*Timing Is Terrible Say Users Plaintively The multibillion-euro navigation system Galileo went dark over the weekend.…
Prospect union urges members at BT: Say yes to pay and grading shakeup revisions
Common ground found on People's Framework revamp after months of haggling Prospect the union has advised BT employees to approve the so-called People's Framework, a programme of change that includes a revamp of pay and grading structures, following months of discussions.…
Quantum goes open and passwords must die in a week of Microsoft fun
Also: a new build brings Android joy to more users. Assuming it actually installs Roundup Microsoft was cock-a-hoop over its new London retail presence last week while its resellers were less than impressed with the company's prancing around licensing. However, a whole bunch of other things happened at the company while we were looking at the big stuff.…
Good luck deleting someone's private info from a trained neural network – it's likely to bork the whole thing
Researchers show limited success in getting rid of data AI systems have weird memories. The machines desperately cling onto the data they’ve been trained on, making it difficult to delete bits of it. In fact, they often have to be completely retrained from scratch with the newer, smaller dataset.…
Industry reps told the UK taxman everything wrong with extending IR35. What happened next will astound you
Don't like it? Take it to an employment tribunal! The UK government disregarded a raft of concerns about extending IR35 to the private sector in its response to a consultation over off-payroll working rules, industry groups have said.…
Hell hath no fury like a radar engineer scorned
More than four decades on, we can finally shine the light on this tale Who, Me? As the weekend disappears with the speed of a Phantom flung off an aircraft carrier, it is time to console ourselves with another tale of decades-old hijinks in The Register's weekly Who, Me? column.…
Malicious code ousted from PureScript's npm installer – but who put it there in the first place?
Account hijacking claimed by some but it may just be a developer behaving badly Another JavaScript package in the npm registry - the installer for PureScript - has been tampered with, leading project maintainers to revise their software to purge the malicious code.…
New old Windows bug emerges, your 'strong' password is anything but, plus plenty more
What you need to know from infosec land lately Roundup Here is a brief look at some of the other security stories floating around right now.…
Watch online this month: How to leave the past behind when you migrate to the cloud
Practical steps for your migration journey Sponsored webcast Moving to the cloud is not as simple as we have sometimes been led to believe. Many organisations are eager to benefit from the functionality and convenience that the cloud offers but find themselves constrained by the past.…
Gamers get a chance to battle an AI on the QT. Plus: Robo-marines, and fisticuffs over facial recognition in Detroit
Rapid-fire summary of machine-learning news Roundup Hello, here’s a few announcements from the world of machine learning beyond what we’ve already covered this week.…
Literally rings our bell: Scottish eggheads snap quantum entanglement for the first time
'Spooky action' caught on camera – see it for yourself Pic Physicists at the University of Glasgow, Scotland, have produced the first-ever image of a strong form of quantum entanglement, known as Bell entanglement.…
Ex-NASA Mars InSight contractor sets legal eagles on JPL over whistleblower sacking
Hot on heels of $1.5m win against his employers The former Mars InSight Lander engineer who won $1.5m from his employer after it sacked him for whistleblowing is now suing NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab for its part in his professional downfall.…
X-ray specs: Signal whizz JMA Wireless claims to have solved indoor 5G, everyone
But how will it compare against Wi-Fi 6? American mobile connectivity biz JMA Wireless claims to have completed the design of a 5G product stack designed specifically to provide wireless networking within buildings.…
Amazon brings serverless pie to Visual Studio Code party
AWS extension for debugging Lambda shuffles out of preview Amazon emitted the AWS toolkit for Microsoft's Visual Studio Code yesterday in an effort to nudge developers keen on the open-source editor toward its cloud.…
Cough up, like, 1% of your valuation and keep up the good work, says FTC: In draft privacy deal, Facebook won't have to change a thing
Proposed settlement over Cambridge Analytica brouhaha slammed as ‘a mosquito bite’ Facebook will be asked to fork out $5bn in a settlement with America's trade watchdog, the FTC, following last year's Cambridge Analytica fiasco, it was reported Friday.…
US border cops' secret racist Facebook group a total disgrace, says patrol chief. She should know, she was a member
Contrary to honor and integrity When it emerged that border patrol agents were posting racist, sexist and abusive content on a secret Facebook group, the chief of the agency did the right thing and condemned the behavior.…
Cloudflare comes clean on crashing a chunk of the web: How small errors and one tiny bit of code led to a huge mess
The culprit? .*(?:.*=.*) Cloudflare has published a detailed and refreshingly honest report into precisely what went wrong earlier this month when its systems fell over and took a big wedge of the internet with it.…
Congrats, Nvidia and Google: You're still the best (out of five) at training neural networks
ML Perf could do with more entrants' results Analysis Nvidia and Google continue to dominate in AI hardware, according to the latest benchmarking results from the ML Perf project published this week.…
Brilliant Boston boffins blow big borehole in Bluetooth's ballyhooed barricades: MAC addy randomization broken
Scrambling addresses can't always hide you from stalkers, say eggheads A team of US academics have proposed a simple method to defeat the Bluetooth LE standard's anti-tracking measures.…
Blah blah Blaha: Slovak infosec firm ESET sues politico who called them 'outrageous fascists'
He also said they're working with the CIA Infosec company ESET is reportedly suing a member of the Slovakian Parliament for insulting it over social media.…
Oracle told to warp 9 out of court: Judge photon-torpedoes Big Red's Pentagon JEDI dream
Good news for Amazon, Microsoft. Meanwhile: A lawmaker offers new hope to database giant Oracle today lost its bid to be considered for the US Department of Defense's Joint Enterprise Defense Infrastructure (JEDI) cloud contract, leaving either Amazon Web Services or Microsoft Azure as the likely winner of the $10bn, decade-long deal.…
Farewell to function keys and swappable SSDs in the new two-port MacBook Pro
Apple's latest entry-level lappy gets the teardown treatment Apple doesn't think you need function keys in its two-port 13" MacBook Pro. But the delight of the butterfly keyboard continues to linger like a noxious emission in an elevator.…
Accounts whistleblower blackmailed Autonomy for a payoff, Mike Lynch tells High Court
And yet his pre-HP buyout allegations got UK finance watchdogs sniffing Autonomy Trial Former Autonomy CEO Mike Lynch has accused the financial director who brought an internal accounting scandal to his attention of trying to blackmail the software company – and denied suggestions he tried to find a pretext for sacking the beancounter.…
Usenet file-swapping was acceptable in the '80s – but not so much now: Pirate pair sent down for 66 months
Yep, Usenet is still around Remember Usenet, the 1980s distributed messaging and file-sharing service that predates the web? Turns out the old-school network is still popular in some parts of mainland Europe as a method of file exchange, and thus remains a pain in the ass for copyright holders.…
Microsoft tells resellers: 'We listened to you, and we have acted' – please keep making us money
Software-snatcher backs down on licence plans Faced with continued rumbles of discontent from its reseller network on the eve of its Inspire conference, Microsoft has climbed down from plans to pull free software licences from its channel chums.…
Hayabusa2 stirs up rubble on surface of Ryugu, pokes asteroid with sampling horn
Second successful excursion for JAXA boffins Japan's Hayabusa2 probe returned to its home position above the asteroid Ryugu today after conducting a second touch-and-go operation.…
With heroes like BT and Openreach, who needs villains? ISP lobbyists' awards continue to vex
How you holding up, Mozilla? Fresh from wiping egg off face after its unfortunate nomination of Mozilla as "internet villain" for 2019, the Internet Services Providers Association (ISPA) has doled out other awards to, er, BT and Openreach.…
UK Home Secretary doubles down on cops' deeply flawed facial recognition trials
1984 is not an instruction manual, and yet here we are As if further indication was needed of Britain's slide into a surveillance state, Home Secretary Sajid Javid has backed highly flawed police trials of facial recognition cameras.…
PC shipments back in black: Desktops to the rescue, aided by Win10
Big three only got bigger after snaffling remaining Intel CPUs Global PC sales are back in the black with almost 63 million computers finding a temporary home in warehouses owned by distributors or retailers, preliminary figures reported by Gartner claim.…
Now that's just offal: Heap of pig guts hog road after truck spills load in Kansas City
Hopefully the bacon was brought home safely A road in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, briefly became unsuitable for vegetarians yesterday when a truck carrying pig intestines spilled its load.…
We have the best trade wars: US investigating French tech tax plan over fears it unfairly targets American biz
How dare they. There are shareholders to consider The US has declared that it is investigating French plans to impose a 3 per cent tax on tech firms' top line, not the bottom.…
At $1k a page, take care when RTFM: Apple-1 documentation sells for nearly $13,000 at auction
Can we interest you in some unwashed gym gear instead? If you needed a manual for your Apple-1, you've missed your chance. Some other well-heeled fanboi is 12 pages richer and nearly $13k poorer.…
Ofcom head Sharon White pocketed nearly £500k last year
A pittance compared to the near-£1m she is due to take home at John Lewis Outgoing Ofcom chief exec Sharon White pocketed £459,623 last year heading up the comms regulator, according to its annual accounts (PDF).…
Nvidia and friends: GPU giant's AI data centre network is going global
Big iron systems servin' all over the world with new deals GPU giant Nvidia has recruited another 10 data centre operators to provide a home for its DGX-series AI boxes.…
Rackspace cloudy 'mix and match' stacks now available for EMEA mortals
Service Blocks float across the Pond 9 months after landing in US Bit barn landlord Rackspace is hoping Euro users will opt to inhale its managed public cloud via subscription packages called Service Blocks.…
Loose tongues and oily seamen: Lost in machine translation yet again
While I’m at it, another punch at Bitcoin Something for the Weekend, Sir? My uncle has an airship.…
I don't have to save my work, it's in The Cloud. But Microsoft really must fix this files issue
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means On Call Join us in closing out the week with another tale from those brave souls charged with taking that call in our weekly feature, On Call.…
Facebook devs devise Hermes to push cross-platform JavaScript to godlike speeds
Not named after the French couturier but the Greek god of trade, roads, and thieves Facebook on Thursday released a JavaScript engine called Hermes under an open source MIT license to improve the performance of React Native apps.…
How an ace-hole AI bot built by Facebook, CMU boffins whipped a table of human poker pros
This code doesn't need coolers to win: Two-core machine used to outplay world-beating elites Analysis Artificially intelligent software can comfortably outmatch human poker pros and amateurs in one-on-one matches, that much is known.…
Train maker's coder goes loco, choo-choo-chooses to flee to China with top-secret code – allegedly
Good luck ever finding this guy again after, dare we say, his life jumped the tracks A software developer fled to China from America with vital train transportation system computer code, US prosecutors have alleged.…
When did you last check your AWS S3 security? Here's four scary words: 17k Magecart infections
Card-slurping malware hits thousands upon thousands of unprotected cloud storage silos If you're in charge of your organization's Amazon Web Services S3 buckets, here's some fresh motivation to check your security settings: the notorious payment-card-stealing Magecart malware is romping through unprotected storage silos.…
Facebook: The future is private! So private, we designed some handy new fingercams for y'all!
Just when you thought things couldn't get more intrusive Facebook, whose CEO in April declared, "The future is private," has applied to patent a system of coordinated finger-affixed cameras that allow wearers to live stream a panoramic view of their surroundings.…
FCC boosts broadband competition by, er, banning broadband competition in buildings
George Orwell's got nothing on this lot with doublespeak Analysis America's communications watchdog, the FCC, has come good on its promise to boost broadband adoption through competition by… blocking a law that ensures broadband competition.…
Oh, lovely, a bipartisan election hack alert law bill for Mitch McConnell to feed into the shredder
Proposed legislation would force Homeland Security to sound alarm on voting system intrusions Two US lawmakers are pushing a bipartisan bill that would force the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to alert the public of hacking attempts on election computer systems.…
IBM torches Big Tech's get-out-of-jail-free card, says websites should be held responsible for netizen-posted content
Make life hell for cloud giants hiding behind Section 230 – oh sh... did we say that out loud, says Big Blue Analysis IBM has broken ranks with the tech industry – and advocated for changes to a US law that shields websites from legal headaches regarding the stuff their users post online.…
Microsoft cracks the whip over quality of code in software souk AppSource, orders devs to run the QA gauntlet
Partners also getting Azure Lighthouse, a new portal and API for Azure resources Inspire Microsoft is set to launch something called the Business Applications ISV Connect Program at its Inspire conference in Las Vegas next week.…
Oh no, Twitter's gone down. How can we get the word out? Ah yeah, that's right. We have a website that works
App, dot-com go TITSUP globally (Total Inability To Share Usual Poppycock) Updated Twitter.com is down worldwide along with its mobile and tablet apps. Yes, we know this must be a difficult time for you all.…
Will you be inspired by Inspire? If Microsoft's Slack-for-suits Teams is your cup of tea, perhaps
Just in time for event kick-off: MS Teams overtakes Slack in daily active users Inspire Microsoft's ironically named Inspire conference kicks off next week in Las Vegas, with the Windows giant hoping to persuade wounded channel middlemen that there remains reasons to be cheerful.…
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