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Microsoft giveth and Microsoft taketh away: Partner boss explains yanking of free licences
Cloud giant's blunt instrument clobbers loyal resellers too Microsoft's Toby Richards, General Manager of programmes within the Commercial Partner organisation, has explained the company's removal of free licences from the benefits assigned to resellers.…
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean Google isn't listening to everything you say
Belgian journos find hundreds of recordings from so-called smart speakers triggered without command A bunch of Belgian investigative journalists have discovered that Google workers really are listening in on people who use its voice-activated Google Assistant product.…
300,000 edgy folk pledge themselves on Facebook to storming supposedly UFO-tastic Area 51
'Let's see them aliens' Even though your nan's on Facebook now posting "minions" memes, it's still the internet. And the internet is a big dumb place.…
'Is this Microsoft trying to be cool? Want to go to the Apple Store?' We checked out London's new retail extravaganza
Oxford Circus ... on a weekday... in the summer... Microsoft finally opened the doors on its flagship store at London shopping mecca Oxford Circus today, leaving all but the most breathless fanboys wondering what exactly the company had spent the last few years actually doing.…
It's happening, tech contractors: UK.gov is pushing IR35 off-payroll rules to private sector in Finance Bill
We consulted. We decided to do it anyway The British government is steaming ahead with plans to extend its controversial off-payroll working rules to the private sector in draft legislation published today.…
London cop illegally used police database to monitor investigation into himself
And now he's a convicted criminal – but still in uniform A serving Metropolitan police officer who illegally accessed a police database to monitor a criminal investigation into his own conduct has pleaded guilty to crimes under the UK's Computer Misuse Act.…
Wondering how to whack Zoom's dodgy hidden web server on your Mac? No worries, Apple's done it for you
iGiant acts to protect users Apple has pushed a silent update to Macs, disabling the hidden web server installed by the popular Zoom web-conferencing software.…
Ofcom snaps on fresh pair of rubber gloves for deeper rummage around in Giffgaff billing faff
EE, Sky and O2 also face probes from comms regulator Budget MVNO Gifgaff faces a fresh challenge from Ofcom over claims it provided the regulator "inaccurate information" during a probe into its billing cock-up.…
Gone in 120 seconds: Arianespace aims for stars, misses, as UAE satellite launch fails
Vega or bust. Bust then Arianespace's Vega rocket suffered its first failure last night and dumped its United Arab Emirates payload into the Atlantic Ocean.…
Frenzied bidding war for hot property KCOM as share price rockets by tuppence and a half
Highest offer £573m so not pocket change for Hull broadband and cloud biz The bidding war for East Yorkshire-based broadband provider KCOM is heating up as suitors increase their offers by a penny here and half a penny there.…
Scots NHS symptom checker pings Facebook, Google and other ad peddlers
Privacy, what privacy? You can save our lives but you'll never take our data. Oh, damn, you already have Exclusive NHS Inform, Scotland’s answer to the NHS 111 Online health symptom checker website, is calling user tracking elements from Google and Facebook.…
RTFM: Wireless Broadband Alliance squeezes out 40-page ode to the joy of Wi-Fi 6
Which means we're nearly there The Wireless Broadband Alliance (WBA) has released guidelines for engineers who will have to implement Wi-Fi 6, meaning the advent of the 802.11ax standard is truly upon us – despite the fact it is not expected to be officially ratified until late 2019.…
Dodgy-govt fave FinSpy snoopware is back and badder than ever for Android and iOS kit
Dictators, er, er, freedom-loving leaders' spyware choice gets upgrade, claims Kaspersky A nasty new variant of the FinSpy snoopware tool that infects and slurps data from Android and iOS phones and tablets is being peddled, we're told.…
Watch live online today: So you wanna use Office 365? Here's how to map, migrate – and manage
Where to go and what to do next: We speak to experts at Quadrotech Sponsored webcast Office 365 is the solution many organisations gravitate towards when they are looking to move from legacy office applications to a more flexible, mobile-friendly solution for sharing documents and collaborating with colleagues and clients.…
Apollo at 50? How about 40 years since Skylab smacked into Australia
How the Sun and a delayed Space Shuttle led to the crash landing of Skylab in Oz 40 years ago today, nearly 10 years after Neil Armstrong plonked a boot on the Moon, another bit of Apollo leftovers came screaming back to Earth: the Skylab space station.…
Sea Turtle hackers head to the Mediterranean, snag Greece's TLD registrar as a souvenir
Chance to hack Hellenic targets better than a bottle of Metaxa Miscreants notorious for hijacking traffic to victims' servers by changing their DNS records have been accused of hacking a top domain-name registrar in Greece.…
'It’s not a surveillance program'... US govt isn't going all Beijing on us with border face-recog, official tells Congress
Lawmakers told: 'We don’t run the scans against any other databases' A Homeland Security official on Wednesday stressed the US government department would not use facial-recognition technology to monitor American citizens.…
Oracle sued by ex-sales manager who claims she was fired in retaliation for suing former bosses
Big Red up in court yet again A software sales manager hired by Oracle last June and fired three months later has filed a lawsuit against the database giant.…
AMD's SEV tech that protects cloud VMs from rogue servers may as well stand for... Still Extremely Vulnerable
Evil hypervisors can work out what apps are running, extract data from encrypted guests Five boffins from four US universities have explored AMD's Secure Encrypted Virtualization (SEV) technology – and found its defenses can be, in certain circumstances, bypassed with a bit of effort.…
Investor fires shot at 'sinking ship' Google in battle over privacy-menacing Google+ bug
Pension fund files lively lawsuit hate-letter after 500,000 people's deets put at risk Google has been accused by one of its investors of trying to cover up and downplay a security blunder in Google+ could have caused the leak of half-a-million netizens' data.…
Did you buy a hot Asus Rog Strix notebook? Like, really hot? Like, super hot? Like, ow-ow-ow my lap's on fire hot?
You could be in line for a slice of $12m from PC slinger Asus is set to pay gamers in America up to $320 each and cover the cost of new motherboards and power adapters for a couple of its defective laptops.…
Remember Stuxnet? You'll endure its hated-by-critics sequel if you don't patch your holey Siemens industrial kit
Power, infrastructure, factory gear can be hijacked without any password check at all Industrial control software vulnerabilities, which would be perfect for next-gen Stuxnet-style worms to exploit, are as prevalent as ever, apparently.…
JavaScript tracking punks given a thrashing by good old-fashioned server log analytics
Netlify dodges the blockers by going to the source Netlify this week whipped the covers off its take on dealing with the rise of ad blockers in analytics – do it on the server.…
PostgreSQL on Amazon Aurora Serverless goes live. Check the price tag before diving in, though
Serverless auto-scales on demand, may cost more than provisioned Analysis Amazon Web Services has announced the general availability of PostgreSQL on its Aurora Serverless platform.…
Queen Elizabeth has a soggy bottom: No, the £3.1bn aircraft carrier, what the hell did you think we meant?
Namesake vessel cuts sea trials short, returns to Portsmouth HMS Queen Elizabeth is back in Pompey harbour having sprung yet another leak.…
SQL Server 2008 finally shuffles into the home for retired relational databases
Azure fans can put off the grim reaper for three more years Microsoft SQL Server 2008 hold-outs took their first, tentative steps into an unsupported future today as the Windows giant finally pulled the plug on support for the venerable relational database.…
Facebook and Max Schrems back in court again, both pissed off at Ireland's data regulator
If you had made a decision in 2013, we wouldn't all be here The Irish Data Protection Commission (DPC) copped the blame from witnesses in the European Court of Justice yesterday over its role in the Facebook case concerning the transfer of data to the US from its Irish subsidiary.…
Brussels sprouts yet another 'transparency' centre: This time the honour is all ZTE's
Networks and phone builder joins compatriots Huawei in insisting it has nothing to hide Chinese network surveillance equipment vendor ZTE has opened a cybersecurity lab in Brussels, where it will offer interested parties a chance to verify the security of its products, services and processes.…
UK watchdog fined firms £3m for data breaches last year – before its GDPR balls dropped
They'll never be so low again. Ask Marriott and British Airways The Information Commissioner's Office issued £3m worth of fines for data breaches in the year to April 2018 – a mere fraction of its recent proposed GDPR-enabled penalties on British Airways and Marriott.…
Firefox 68 arrives with darker dark mode, redesigned extensions dashboard
Long term release with enhanced controls for IT managers Mozilla's new Firefox, 68, is out, and among other things it fixes an annoyance in the "Dark mode" theme where the toolbar in Reader mode retained a "light" appearance.…
I may have read Autonomy whistleblower emails about 'inflated' sales, founder Mike Lynch admits in court
A year before THAT ill-fated buyout Autonomy Trial A senior finance department worker at Autonomy blew the whistle a year before it was purchased in 2011 by HP, saying the Brit software house was recognising revenue on deals before contracts were even signed.…
GDS, what is it good for? According to a UK parliamentary committee, its purpose has become 'increasingly unclear'
Suggests: Er, why don't you find out where legacy systems are, come up with a 'plan' Failure to tackle mountains of legacy tech, a lack of leadership and woolly definitions of digital have led to the Government Digital Service role becoming "increasingly unclear," a Parliamentary report has found.…
Tesla’s Autopilot losing track of devs crashing out of 'leccy car maker
Almost half software engineering department walks after Musk's timing commitment - reports Tesla's Autopilot department – developing the software for the ‘leccy car maker's autonomous driving systems – has lost about 10 per cent of its staff, according to reports.…
Big Switch to Big Photon for Cisco: Switchzilla to splurge $2.6bn on Acacia
All aboard for 'siliconisation of optical interconnect' Network overlord Cisco has had its own Victor Kiam moment and is set to slurp one of its suppliers, optical interconnect specialist Acacia Communications, for $2.6bn in cash.…
Who said 3 was the magic number? Microsoft previews new Azure SDK in 4 programming languages
No more cloud-based DLL Hell or libraries snafus, vows Redmond beastie Microsoft's new code libraries for programming its Azure cloud address a significant problem for developers: the inconsistency between the huge numbers of supporting libraries.…
Oh good. This'll go well. Amazon's Alexa will offer NHS advice
Suggested reading: Making Your Last Will and Testament Patients in the UK will be able to use Amazon’s Alexa voice assistant to search for information from the National Health Service's website.…
You TalkTalk a big game, says ads watchdog, but your testing not good enough to say your Wi-Fi's best
UK ISP claimed signal 'couldn't be beaten.' Regulator disagreed Low-rent UK ISP TalkTalk has been told to stop claiming its Wi-Fi signal "can't be beaten by any of the other big providers" after fellow telco BT whinged to the UK's Advertising Standards Agency (ASA).…
Take the bus... to get some new cables: Raspberry Pi 4s are a bit picky about USB-Cs
For want of a closer look at the USB-C spec, a resistor was lost. For want of a resistor, the power was lost Mere weeks after launch, it appears that the hot (in more than one way) new Raspberry Pi 4 is a bit finnicky when it comes to power cables.…
Learn Bluespeak with IBM: Internal buzzword-bingo memo schools staff on this newfangled thing called The Cloud
Acquiring Red Hat: $34bn. Not knowing what 'hybrid cloud' means: Priceless. For everything else, there's IBM Exclusive It's been an oft-heard refrain at tech conferences that IBM "doesn't know what it's bought" with regard to Red Hat. Usually meant positively, it seems it might be a bit closer to the truth than anyone thought; at least, for Big Blue's marketing department.…
Can you trust Huawei... or any other networks supplier for that matter?
Price, bug-patching, security, control ... so many factors to consider Chinese telecoms giant Huawei may well be the world's most controversial technology company. It's also probably one of the most well-known names on the US government's "entity list", where it was placed in May this year.…
Who's been copying AMD's homework? Intel lifts the lid on its hip chip packaging to break up chips into chiplets
Interconnects, never sexy but very useful for Chipzilla's plans With Moore's so-called Law pretty much dead for now, and the shrinking of transistors proving more difficult, the name of the game today is packing multiple dies into chip packages rather than cramming more and more smaller transistors into more of less the same area of silicon.…
Grav-wave eggheads come closer to nailing down Hubble's Constant – the universe's speedy rate of expansion
Not growing quite as fast as your Reg vulture's student debt, though Scientists think they've made a major leap towards nailing the expansion rate of the universe, known as Hubble's Constant, thanks to gravitational wave data.…
Internet imbeciles, aka British ISP lobbyists, backtrack on dubbing Mozilla a villain for DNS-over-HTTPS support
Claims nomination was 'light hearted' so they can laugh off this light-hearted article, too The brain-dead Internet Service Providers Association (ISPA) has backtracked on its nomination of Mozilla as an "internet villain" for 2019 after online outcry.…
Tune in this month: A three-part web vid series examining practical real-time analysis of data
There's gold in your mountains of information Sponsored webcast It is not unusual for organisations to amass such large volumes of data that they struggle to examine it for real-time operational insights that will help them resolve issues and grow their business.…
Mozilla boots alleged snoop troupe from its root cert coop: UAE-based DarkMatter thrown onto CA blocklist
Maker of Firefox fires fox from hen house guard duty Mozilla on Tuesday added digital certificates belonging to security biz DarkMatter and its subsidiaries to Firefox's OneCRL blocklist, based on concerns that the UAE-based company will misuse its power as a certificate authority (CA) to intercept online communications.…
It's 2019 and SQL Server can be pwned by an SQL query, DHCP failover server failed by a packet, Edge, IE by webpages...
Meanwhile, Adobe gives Flash the month off. SAP emits fixes, though Patch Tuesday Summer is now firmly upon us, and depending on where you are, the weather could be just about anything from stupidly hot to unbearably wet and cold right now given the state of the climate.…
Prenda Law boss John Steele to miss 2020 Olympics... unless they show it in prison
Lawyer in the cooler for five years for operating notorious smut piracy honeypot scam One of the former attorneys behind dodgy copyright-demand factory Prenda Law has been sentenced to 60 months in prison. Yes, the same Prenda Law that seeded file-sharing networks with smut flicks it owned the rights to in order to extract eye-watering copyright infringement settlements from downloaders.…
Bloodhound gang rides again: That's the Super Sonic Car bods, not the bawdy novelty pop act
Plucky Brit Land Speed Record hopeful bankrolled for South Africa test runs in October Brit sonic boom botherers Bloodhound are back and ready for a jaunt to South Africa (SA).…
No DeepNudes please, we're GitHub: Code repo deep-sixed as Discord bans netizens who sought out vile AI app
Including one of El Reg's Discord accounts. Oops! GitHub has deleted a repository containing partial blueprints of DeepNude, the notorious AI-powered app that stripped clothes from women in photos to generate fake naked pics.…
Wanna sue us for selling your location? Think again: You should read your contract's fine print, says T-Mobile US
Under-fire carrier insists on forcing privacy-trashed punters into out-of-court arbitration T-Mobile US has finally responded to a lawsuit filed in May that accuses it of trashing its customers' privacy by selling off their location data.…
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