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Oracle swings axe on cloud infrastructure corps amid possible bloodbath at Big Red
0.4 to 10% of corporate wage slaves could be up for the chop Oracle has laid off about 40 people in its Cloud Infrastructure (OCI) group in Seattle – and on Friday began notifying about 250 workers at its Redwood City facility and about 100 at its Santa Clara location, both in California, that they will be let go in May.…
HPE lawyers claim Autonomy chief Lynch knew all about 'revenue-pumping' carousel
Biz founder also told CFO to 'do what the f*ck you like', court hears Autonomy Trial Former Autonomy chief exec Mike Lynch was "most certainly aware" that his British software company had fraudulently hyped up its performance using a carousel of "revenue-pumping" fake sales, HPE's lawyers told London's High Court on Monday.…
Spyware sneaks into 'million-ish' Asus PCs via poisoned software updates, says Kaspersky
Hackers were interested in 600 or so targets, it is claimed A million or so Asus personal computers may have downloaded spyware from the computer maker's update servers and installed it, Kaspersky Lab claims.…
Brit broadband giants slammed as folk whinge about crap connections, underwhelming speeds
TalkTalk and Sky are the worst, but Vodafone is falling fast TalkTalk and Sky are still dismally disappointing their customers – but Vodafone saw the biggest drop in ratings, according to a broadband survey from consumer group Which?.…
Get in the zone, SK Hynix tells data as it drops veil on ZNS SSD
NVMe standard for parking different data types in different zones for faster access Korean chipmaker SK Hynix today announced its Zoned Name Spaces (ZNS) SSD, which stores different data types in different parts of the drive, and said it would start shipping products in the first half of 2020.…
Max Schrems schreds another 'blockade' to challenging Facebook data transfers in Austria
Antisocial network: They gotta go to a DPA, man. Normal ppl can't sue us! Vienna court: I think you'll find... Privacy activist Max Schrems has demolished another "blockade" in his long-running dispute with Facebook in the Austrian courts.…
Get trained to turn the tables on your computer adversaries at SANS Bucharest
May 2019: Two courses expose cybercriminals' tools and techniques Promo Organisations can no longer afford to rely on prevention systems alone to protect them from increasingly numerous and determined adversaries who can find their way round most of today's monitoring tools.…
International investors gobble up Brit satellite specialist Inmarsat
Nom-nom-nom, says hungry private equity type Triton Bidco British satellite communications specialist Inmarsat will be taken private by a consortium of international investors in a deal worth $3.4bn (£2.6bn).…
Aussie engineer accuses 'serial farter' supervisor of bullying, seeks $1.8m redress
Bloke alleges boss 'thrust his bum' at him Farting at work is a bigger taboo than discussing pay.…
Autonomy paid its own customers to pump up revenues, claims HPE
High Court hears opening shots of long-awaited tech trial Autonomy Trial Mike Lynch's Autonomy Corporation pumped up its value by paying its own customers to buy its products so Autonomy could inflate its accounts, London's High Court was told this morning.…
Builds aplenty, taking calls from the pub with Teams, and Edgy leaks: It's the week at Microsoft
Now with exclusive cult cinema references Roundup In a week where macOS users got their first taste of Microsoft's Defender and certain vendors received a kick in the virtuals from Azure's cloudy desktop, the gang at Redmond kept on a-building and a-leaking.…
The tech lawsuit of the year: HPE v Mike Lynch and Sushovan Hussain
And we'll be there to tell you all about it Autonomy Trial Today begins the tech trial of the year: HPE has hauled Mike Lynch into London's High Court, claiming $5bn from the one-time chief exec of ill-fated UK software firm Autonomy.…
NexDock 2: Electric Boogaloo. Crowdfunded laptop shell sequel touts less plastic, more pixels
Hoping for an Empire Strikes Back rather than a Big Momma's House 2 Three years after the original comes another NexDock, a laptop shell aimed at owners of Android phones or lovers of the diminutive Raspberry Pi (and its brethren).…
What could your biz achieve with machine learning? Find out at our 2019 MCubed AI conf
Sept 30 to Oct 2, London – and tickets are going for a song right now Event If you've had enough of the hype, and want to explore the nitty-gritty of applying artificial intelligence, machine learning and data science in your business, you really should join us at MCubed this autumn.…
NASA 'nauts do what flagship smartphone fans can only dream of: Change the batteries
Also: Boeing delays, and InSight to try diagnostic hammering to catch glitch in act Astronauts may have swapped a set of ISS batteries, but it may be a little while yet before they get a ride on Boeing's finest in this week's round-up.…
Techies take turns at shut-down top trumps
There's more than one way to accidentally power-down a workplace, you know Who, Me? Welcome once more to Who, Me?, our weekly trip down memory lane for Reg readers who have cringeworthy yet humorous stories to share with the rest of us.…
Intel gets court order telling former engineer to return confidential docs in Micron row
Defense insists there's nothing to return. And those Perl files? Purely sentimental. Intel has been granted a preliminary injunction in its trade secret theft claim against former engineering manager Doyle Rivers, who left to work at Micron.…
Dodgy US government facial data grab, self-nannying cars, and a chance for non-techies to learn about AI
The week's news in AI and machine learning Roundup Hello, here's a quick rundown on what's been happening in the world of machine learning.…
Geiger counters are so last summer. Lasers can detect radioactive material too, y'know
Boffins show how to nab radioactive contraband, by looking for 'electron avalanches' Lasers could be used to detect radioactive material secretly transported to and from ports one day, according to a group of physicists from the University of Maryland in the US.…
Looking for super speed from Optane? It's doable but quite difficult
Understanding why is still unOptanium Intel’s Optane DC Persistent Memory DIMM can make key storage applications 17 times faster, but systems builders must navigate ‘complex performance characteristics’ to get the best out of the technology.…
Slack slings crypto-keys at big biz, union gets worked over, VPN owners probed, trolls trouble vets, and more
Plus, two crooks craft a veritable fraudocopia Roundup This week we got freaked out about heart implant hacks, welcomed a new Microsoft security tool, and endured yet another Facebook fsck up.…
Uncle Sam's disaster agency FEMA creates disaster of its own: 2.3 million survivors' personal records spilled
Org does to privacy what hurricanes did to your house Disaster relief org FEMA has admitted, conveniently on a Friday night, to accidentally leaking banking details and other personal information of 2.3 million hurricane and wildfire survivors.…
US prosecutors whack another three charges on list against ex-Autonomy boss Mike Lynch over $11bn HP biz gobble
What interesting timing US prosecutors have slapped three more criminal charges on ex-Autonomy chief exec Mike Lynch, accusing him of securities and wire fraud regarding HP's acquisition of his company.…
Security storm brewing for Oracle Java-powered smart cards: More than a dirty dozen flaws found, fixes... er, any fixes?
Vuln hunters warn malicious applets can bust through protections, snoop on or hijack access gizmos Bug hunters say Oracle's Java Card platform is host to a dozen and a half security flaws that could place smart-cards and similar embedded devices using the tech at risk of hijacking.…
Google sparks online outcry after its currency converter goes haywire for third time this year
Someone get that old FDIV-bugged Pentium out of web giant's servers What's that old saying? Ah, yes, it's right here in Google's corporate handbook: never apologize, never explain.…
Netflix wants to choose its own adventure where Bandersnatch trademark case magically vanishes
Asks judge to toss sueball from branching-plot book publisher Netflix is adamant that the path of its Bandersnatch trademark lawsuit should be for the judge to throw the case out. How does El Reg respond?…
Not quite the Bake Off they were expecting: Canadian seniors served weed-infused brownies
Mummy, why is Gramps talking to that tree? Ontario oldsters were left dazed and confused after munching their way through a succulent platter of cannabis-laced chocolate brownies.…
Facebook's at it again: Internal emails show it knew about Cambridge Analytica abuse 'months' before news broke
No lie, says Zuck and co, it was a separate data thing that we forgot to mention Comment Facebook knew about Cambridge Analytica's dodgy data-gathering practices at least four months before they was exposed in news reports, according to internal FB emails.…
Falling NAND prices to drive NVMe SSD uptake, say industry watchers
Flash! Servant of the universe The great NAND flash price slump will accelerate the uptake of SSD storage, industry sources have predicted, with PCIe/NVMe SSDs possibly accounting for half of the market by the end of the year.…
Debate around Huawei espionage fears in UK about as clear as those darn Brexit negotiations
Digital secretary responds to Commons Science and Technology Committee, sort of Considering the state of political discourse in Britain, it comes as little surprise that the government has no idea whether it should follow allies and start banning certain foreign firms – most notably Huawei – from national telecommunications infrastructure projects.…
Campaigners cry foul over NHS Digital plans to grant policy wonks and researchers access to patient-level data
Using private info for funding decisions branded 'toxic' "Rich" and "granular" patient data from hospital and GP records could be shared with policymakers and researchers under new plans from NHS Digital.…
Children of Wales to be prepped for the vibrant world of work with free Office 365 ProPlus
We'll keep an Excel in the hillside, we'll keep on coding in the Vales The best part of half a million students in Wales will be able to get their hands on a free copy of Office 365 ProPlus as the Welsh Assembly lobs cash Redmond's way.…
TV piracy ring walks the plank after Euro cops launch 14 raids and shutter 11 data centres
Illegal streaming gang served up sports from 800 channels A taskforce led by Spanish cops has dealt TV piracy a heavy blow after shuttering a network of illegal sports streaming sites operating across Spain, the UK, Denmark, Latvia, the Netherlands and Cyprus.…
Pre-checked cookie boxes don't count as valid consent, says adviser to top EU court
You can't assume active participation from someone who didn't untick something Requiring someone to uncheck a pre-ticked box doesn't count as valid cookie consent under EU law, the adviser to the bloc's top court has said.…
Russian sailors maroon themselves in Bristol Channel after drunken dinghy ride goes awry
Flat Holm island holm to foolish trio for one long, cold morning Ah, the sea! The salty spray, the sunlight sparkling off the bay... but three foolhardy Russian sailors anchored near Minehead, southwest England, clearly fancied a change of scenery – to their misfortune.…
Oracle spaffed $30bn on buybacks over the past 9 months, but analysts warn it can't last forever
Big Red in net debt for first time in over a decade – reports Amid stalling growth, analysts have warned that Oracle can't indefinitely repurchase stock to maintain its share price.…
Top personnel general joined Capita months after firm won its Army recruiting IT contract
Hire was rubber-stamped by sleeping watchdog The general overseeing British Army recruitment joined Capita shortly after the company won its "disastrous" Recruiting Partnership Programme (RPP) with the Ministry of Defence.…
O2 brings forth a Friday fail for some unlucky UK customers
Voice services go TITSUP* to round out the week Updated The UK's O2 mobile network knocked off early for the week today as some customers found themselves unable to use voice services.…
Terrified of network downtime? Connectivity collapse? Let analytics banish fear of outages
Cisco says assurance solution will be just the ticket Promo Infrastructure failure is a major cause of concern for enterprises, incurring huge costs in troubleshooting and a multiplicity of monitoring tools.…
Altered carbon: Boffins automate DNA storage with decent density – but lousy latency
An entire data centre the size of a sugar cube? Sweet! Scientists in the US, working alongside Microsoft, have managed to encode "hello" into a readable strand of synthetic DNA, using a fully automated data storage system.…
UK.gov admits it was slow to intervene in Verify's abject failure to meet user targets
We might not have signed up users, but at least we created a standard. It only cost £154m... UK.gov has admitted it was slow to intervene as it failed to meet “overambitious” targets for the adoption of Verify, and has been accused of splashing £154m on creating an open standard for the identity service.…
What's holding up the 5G utopia in Britain? Quite a lot, actually
Views from the morning after the night before Special Report 5G is like an all-night drunken brainstorm in which the world's brainiest telecoms boffins went wild, and really let rip. The morning after is a real headache.…
Chap joins elite support team, solves what no one else can. Is he invited back? Is he f**k
But he did get a $50 cheque, a piece of acrylic and a fuzzy glow that lasted for years On Call Reading On Call, El Reg's weekly instalment of readers' tale of support triumphs large and small, is the best way to start your Friday.…
Our amazing industry-leading AI was too dumb to detect the New Zealand massacre live vid, Facebook shrugs
Even when it had a copy, it still couldn't stop 300,000 copies from appearing on its site Facebook admitted, at best nonchalantly, on Thursday that its super-soaraway AI algorithms failed to automatically detect the live-streamed video of last week's Christchurch mass murders.…
Hey, what's Mandarin for 'WTF is going on?' Nokia phones caught spewing device IDs to China, software blunder blamed
Maker insists the privacy cock-up has been fixed, mostly An undisclosed number of Nokia 7 Plus smartphones have been caught sending their identification numbers to a domain owned by a Chinese telecom firm.…
We fought through the crowds to try Oculus's new VR goggles so you don't have to bother (and frankly, you shouldn't)
Rift S adds some technology... but not enough Hands-On It's the annual Games Developer Conference (GDC) in San Francisco, where the great and the good from the games industry converge to show off their new products.…
LOL EPA OIG NDA WTF: Eco-watchdog's auditors barred from seeing own agency's cloud security report by gagging order
Peak US govt bureaucracy locks investigators out of files covering '180' vulnerabilities Least you think working for Uncle Sam in Washington DC is glamorous or in any way enviable, behold this stunning achievement in bureaucratic cock-up, or perhaps conspiracy.…
Don't have a heart attack but your implanted defibrillator can be hacked over the air (by someone who really wants you dead)
US govt sounds alarm over wireless comms, caveats apply Medical gear maker Medtronic is once again at the center of a hacker panic storm. This time, a number of its heart defibrillators, implanted in patients' chests, can, in certain circumstances, be wirelessly hijacked and reprogrammed, perhaps to lethal effect.…
'Sharing of user data is routine, yet far from transparent' is not what you want to hear about medical apps. But 2019 is gonna 2019
Study finds Android software slinging deets all over the place Folks using healthcare-related Android apps: after you've handed over your private details to that software, do you know where it is sending your data? If you don't, nobody should blame you. It turns out it can be a complicated and obfuscated affair.…
Autopilot engineer drove off to Chinese rival with our top-secret blueprints in the glovebox, Tesla claims in sueball
Figuratively speaking... Source code for cruise-control system allegedly uploaded to iCloud Tesla today sued ex-employee Guangzhi Cao for allegedly stealing the source code for the leccy car maker's Autopilot software.…
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