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Cloud atlas: Oh dear. Now Adobe has mapped out a slowdown
Pricey software suite with no real rivals thinks growth will slow Adobe, maker of pricey software for artsy types, is still growing like a weed but last night joined a list of tech titans to forecast a slowdown.…
WD spins off 300+ jobs in the US
Revenue and profitability pain gets cost-saving beancounters to cut jobs Western Digital will cut loose more than 300 people as part of its $800m/year cost-saving initiative starting in May.…
Mayors having a right 'mare in Florida: Acting mayor arrested weeks after boss also arrested
Plus: Another mayor defecates on floor at swearing-in ceremony, leaves Democracy, eh? It's all fun and games until your elected mayor allegedly opens fire on the SWAT team come to arrest him, which is precisely what cops accused him of doing in the Floridian city of Port Richey last month. And now the acting mayor has been cuffed too.…
Public spending watchdog snipes at UK.gov's £1.3bn infosec plan – but broadly nods it through
Less hiding behind 'national security' to hush up failures, please Britain's Cabinet Office (CO) hasn’t quite bungled the National Cyber Security Programme (NCSP) but it could certainly be doing things a lot better, the National Audit Office said today.…
Microsoft unzips Zipline, lets world+dog have a go with cloudy storage compression tech
Zipline, George and Bungle: It's a Rainbow* of open-sourcing at Redmond Microsoft used the Open Compute Project (OCP) Global Summit to announce the open-sourcing of the company's cloudy compression technology, Project Zipline.…
'Naut trio successfully dock at ISS after Soyuz rocket goes all the way
Hague, Ovchinin, Koch arrived at their new home this morning It was second time lucky for NASA astronaut Nick Hague as he and fellow crew members Aleksey Ovchinin and Christina Koch arrived at the International Space Station (ISS) this morning.…
So you need an IT security center. Fret not: Let an automated solution take the strain
Comarch offers all-in-one infrastructure monitoring Promo Today's businesses are so heavily dependent on their IT infrastructure that the slightest disruption in service can incur damaging losses.…
Just look at Q! Watch out Microsoft, the next Android has a proper desktop PC mode
Foldable support too Google has released the first official cut of 2019's Android to developers, including a secret "desktop mode" for external displays, and support for pholdables*. Q is the 10th major platform release of the software that dominates the smartphone market (Android has a market share north of 85 per cent**).…
It's alive! Big Switch stitches together an open-source Network Operating System
Victor Frankenstein would be impressed Networking software specialist Big Switch has launched a Network Operating System (NOS), cobbled together from freely available open source components.…
Brit prisoners to be kept on the straight and narrow with JavaScript and CSS
That's the sound of the men, working on the blockchain gang The UK's Department of Fun has gone public with plans to get prisoners skilled up for a world of code upon release rather than a life of, er, crime.…
How many Reg columnists does it take to turn off a lightbulb?
'New technology baffles pissed old hack' (© Private Eye) Something for the Weekend, Sir? I became old this week.…
All good, leave it with you...? Chap is roped into tech support role for clueless customer
'He was definitely invoiced' On Call Have you got that Friday feeling? Well if not, there's only one way to get it: reading this week's instalment of On Call, where readers share tech support triumphs and frustrations.…
Bombs Huawei... Smartphone exploded in my daughter's pocket, seriously burning her, claims dad in lawsuit
Yet another legal brouhaha for Chinese giant, this time nothing to do with equipment bans Huawei Technologies USA, the Plano, Texas-based arm of the Chinese telecom giant, was sued in Missouri on Thursday over an alleged phone explosion.…
Yes! Pack your bags! Blossoming planetary system strikingly similar to ours found by boffins
It may have an asteroid belt, worlds similar to Earth and Neptune – and only 470 light years away If, like us, you're dying to get off this ridiculous little rock, here's some hope* to cling onto.…
Forget that rare-earth element crunch – we can now just extract them from industrial waste
It's a match made in heaven for erm, glucunobacter and phosphogypsum Bacteria could help scientists mine rare-earth elements, a critical component in modern electronic devices, from the chemical waste produced from the process of manufacturing fertilizers.…
We'll help you get your next fix... maybe, we'll think about it, says FTC: 'Right to repair' mulled
Federal Trade Commission will turn Fault-finder, Tinker, Customize this summer America's trade watchdog says it will soon mull over and potentially propose rules to protect folks' right to repair their phones, tablets, and PCs, among other things, without voiding warranties or breaking the things.…
Following 'stellar' flat sales growth, operating profit dip, Oracle says it has 1,000 Autonomous Database customers
Ellison insists Oracle Cloud is less expensive, more secure than AWS – which is why, er, so many people are flocking to it Oracle on Thursday reported revenues of $9.6bn for fiscal Q3 2019 – which is about what analysts anticipated and prompted the stock to bounce up and down indecisively in after-hours trading.…
Can't do it the US way? Then we'll do it Huawei – and roll our own mobile operating system
Just a plan B, claims Chinese giant, in case we get cut off from Android, Windows Huawei is building its own proprietary operating system platform in case the United States tries to isolate the manufacturer by cutting off access to Windows, Android, and other American-built software ecosystems.…
Samsung slings the skinny on its 12GB GötterDRAMmerung for next-gen smartmobes
Get ready for handhelds with notebook-beating RAM chips Samsung has unveiled a 12GB cellphone DRAM module it hopes will be part of next-generation smartphones.…
Facebook blames 'server config change' for 14-hour outage. Someone run that through the universal liar translator
Is a single tweet enough when millions of people's communications are affected? Facebook has said a "server configuration change" was to blame for an 14-hour outage of its services, which took down the Facebook social media service, its Messenger and WhatsApp apps, Instagram, and Oculus.…
Cloudera shakes off Hortonworks fixation, realises AWS was the big baddie all along
Plans to squeeze out enterprise data cloud in next two quarters Cloudera and former open-source database rival Hortonworks may have merged in a defensive manoeuvre but CEO Tom Reilly seems to have spied a bigger existential threat – AWS.…
Don't be a WordPress RCE-hole and patch up this XSS vuln, pronto
Not on 5.1.1? You should be A newly revealed vuln in the open-source CMS WordPress allows an unauthenticated website attacker to remotely execute code – potentially letting naughty folk delete or edit blog posts.…
Brit rocket wranglers get Reaction they wanted after rattling SABRE
Euro space agencies approve air-breathing engine testing Britain's Reaction Engines has been given the greenlight to press ahead with an ambitious testing programme for its SABRE air-breathing rocket engine.…
Overhyped 5G is being 'rushed', Britain's top comms boffin reckons
The technology's not ready – but they won't wait If anyone knows the state of play in 5G, it's Regius Professor Rahim Tafazolli, director and founder at the Institute of Communication Systems and 5G Innovation Centre at the University of Surrey, and the government's go-to man for mobile technology. But he warned today that the industry was being too hasty in proclaiming the revolution.…
Keeping a low profile, NVMe: Toshiba sticks out XD5 2.5-inch gumstick
Pint-sized drive in quart bottle Toshiba has pushed out its 2.5-inch XD5, a physically smaller gumstick format with a waspy 7mm thickness slotted into a larger case so that it can slip into standard drive bays.…
Capita: B is for Brexit, C is for cutting costs. Stock exchange: Yay! You guys are awesome
What do you think A is for, staffers? Oh yeah, no one asked you... Capita today did what Capita does best: confirmed yet another round of "cost competitiveness initiatives" to chop out even more people, cut real estate, and squeeze suppliers. Predictably, the stock exchange loved them for it.…
Reg webcast: The Internet of Things can only get better
Make smarter decisions about IoT Promo More and more organisations are realising it can make sense to process data and make decisions using smart devices at the edge rather than in the cloud.…
Protip: If you'd rather cyber-scoundrels didn't know the contents of your comp, don't apply for a Pakistani passport
Compromised government website slurps buttload of data about applicants A Pakistani government website was compromised with a keylogger and other malware that hoovered up a whole host of information about people checking on their passport application status.…
Hackers cop a FILA thousands of UK card deets after slinking onto clothing brand's servers
Pesky JavaScript harvester malware strikes again Sportswear brand FILA is the latest outfit to fall victim to card-stealing JavaScript of the kind that menaced British Airways and Ticketmaster last year.…
That's Numberwang! Google Cloud staffer breaks record for most accurate Pi calculation
Four months to arrive at 31,415,926,535,897 digits Emma Haruka Iwao, a developer advocate at Google Cloud, has celebrated Pi Day (3/14) by setting a new Guinness World Record for calculations of the beautiful mathematical constant, reaching a number with more than 31.4 trillion (ha!) digits.…
Latest Fast Ring build grazes big red button, unintentionally ejects some Windows Insiders
Meanwhile, Skip-Ahead testers glimpse Notepad of the future Some excited Windows Insiders, breathlessly awaiting the first 19H2 build of the operating system, instead found themselves booted off the programme after installing the latest Fast Ring emission.…
NASA admin: What if we switched one delayed SLS for two commercial launchers?
Bridenstine reckons the agency should try sticking to its dates Fresh from a budget that has deferred the future of NASA's mega-rocket, the Space Launch System (SLS), the agency's own administrator has hinted that the present is looking iffy as well.…
CLL19: Early bird ticket offer for London conference ends tonight
Last chance savings on 3 days of DevOps, containers and more Events The early bird ticket offer for Continuous Lifecycle, our three day dive into DevOps, Containers, Serverless, and Continuous Delivery, closes tonight, so if you want to save £100s on conference and workshop places, act now.…
Year 1 of GDPR: Over 200,000 cases reported, firms fined €56 meeelli... Oh, that's mostly Google
2019 just a transition year, says French watchdog European data protection agencies have issued fines totalling €56m for GDPR breaches since it was enforced last May, from more than 200,000 reported cases – but watchdogs have said they're just warming up.…
If you're panicking that quantum computers will crack your crypto, don't – at least not for a decade or so. Here's why
Quantum solace: Encryption to die another day Special report Quantum computing has been portrayed as a threat to current encryption schemes, but the ability of finicky vaporware to overthrow the current security regime looks like it's massively overstated.…
Science says death metal fans delightful and intelligent people, great at dinner parties
Music's violent subject matter has little effect on the listener In a shocking turn of events, boffins have used the power of science to determine that, generally speaking, death metal fans don't actually want to rip off your head and shit down your neck.…
Never thought we'd ever utter these words, but... can anyone recommend a spin doctor for NASA?
Boffins baffled by Bennu: We're due to visit asteroid but it's whirling faster and faster Bennu, the asteroid targeted by NASA for its OSIRIS-Rex mission, is spinning at increasing rate and scientists aren’t quite sure why.…
What do sexy selfies, search warrants, tax files have in common? They've all been found on resold USB sticks
You do know just dragging stuff to the delete folder doesn't wipe stuff, right? Apparently not About two-thirds of USB memory sticks bought secondhand in the US and UK have recoverable and sometimes sensitive data, and in one-fifth of the devices studied, the past owner could be identified.…
Let's see. Translation, facial recognition, running people over... What else can AI do? Ah yes, predict planet mass
It's quicker and easier than solving maths equations at least Boffins bored of time-consuming mathematics are turning to machine-learning code to predict the mass of exoplanets that aren't yet fully formed.…
The HeirPod? Samsung Galaxy Buds teardown finds tiny wireless cans 'surprisingly repairable'
It is easy to make itsy-bitsy tech without spaffing glue all over the place Having previously flung scorn at the Apple AirPods, the iFixit team has turned its spudgers on Samsung's wireless earpieces.…
Thought you were done patching this week? Not if you're using an Intel-powered PC or server
Here comes Chipzilla with a big bunch of security fixes for graphics drivers, server and workstation firmware, and more Hot on the heels of this month's security updates from Microsoft, Adobe, and SAP, Intel has kicked out a batch of its own bug patches.…
Don't be too shocked, but it looks as though these politicians have actually got their act together on IoT security
Actual bipartisan legislation in the US, with industry backing, reemerges Analysis In an all-too-rare sign of Congress doing its job, on Wednesday US lawmakers introduced a new law bill aimed at improving the security of the internet-of-things.…
What today links Gmail, Google Drive, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram – apart from being run by monopolistic personal data harvesters?
They all fell over, fears of massive DDoS denied Updated Both Google and Facebook suffered outages Wednesday, with the Chocolate Factory leading the way and seemingly fixing its issues just as Zuck's network became decidedly antisocial.…
Boeing... Boeing... Gone: Canada, America finally ground 737 Max jets as they await anti-death-crash software patches
Mad Max airline grudgingly backs decision 'out of an abundance of caution' Canada and America have now banned Boeing 737 Max aircraft from flying anywhere over the Great White North and the Land of the Free, pending the implementation of new safety measures and training programs.…
Just Android things: 150m phones, gadgets installed 'adware-ridden' mobe simulator games
Devs may have been duped into using dodgy SDK, tut-tuts infosec biz Android adware found its way into as many as 150 million devices – after it was stashed inside a large number of those bizarre viral mundane job simulation games, we're told.…
Holy sh*tsnacks! Danger zone! Edinburgh Uni's Archer 2 super 'puter will cost a cool £79m
Hammond splashes the cash – guess Brexit's sorted then? The University of Edinburgh is getting a new supercomputer for academic and commercial research, and now we know it'll cost around 79 million quid.…
Open-source 64-ish-bit serial number gen snafu sparks TLS security cert revoke runaround
64 bits of cert ID on the wall, 64 bits of ID. Take the top bit down, don't pass it around, 63 bits of cert ID on the wall... A bunfight over a controversial UAE mobile security company led to the discovery that millions of TLS security certificates have been improperly issued – thanks to a dodgy default configuration in popular certificate authority (CA) management software.…
Nippier blob copying in Azure Storage Explorer? You bet your Az
Command line smarts leave blobs all a bit GUI, thanks to AzCopy Microsoft has continued its efforts to speed up storage performance by adding AzCopy to the company's Azure Storage Explorer.…
Tech sector risks GM-crops-like crackdown if it doesn't win back trust, warns privacy watchdog
'We’re living in an age of anger where people feel disempowered, unhappy...' Innovators are losing the battle for people's trust and facing a kickback where technologies are banned before they have been fully discussed, according to the tech lead at the UK's data watchdog.…
China still doesn't want iPhones despite Apple slashing prices, say market watchers
Wanted: A cheap model? Price cuts in China have not helped revive demand for Apple's iPhone according to an analyst firm cited by Bloomberg.…
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