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Super-crook admits he nicked $122m from Facebook, Google by sending staff fake invoices for tech kit
Evaldas Rimasauskas will pay back $50m, faces years in clink for phony hardware bill scam A Lithuanian citizen extradited the US has admitted bilking $122m from Facebook and Google by sending the tech giant's staff bogus invoices for computer gear.…
Let's spin Facebook's Wheel of Misfortune! Clack-clack-clack... clack... You've won '100s of millions of passwords stored in plaintext'
Credentials logged for years is antisocial network's latest Zuck-up Facebook today admitted it stored "some" of its addicts' account passwords in a plaintext readable format. For "some", read hundreds of millions.…
Kaspersky Lab takes bite out of Apple in Russia over borked parental controls app
Store policy removed key features, alleges complaint Antivirus vendor Kaspersky Lab has lodged a complaint about Apple with the Russian competition authority.…
Memory glut crisis almost over, weeps Micron as Q2 results crank shares up 8%
A rising tide lifts all boats – Samsung, SK Hynix saw increases too US chip slinger Micron has said that the end of memory oversupply issues is in sight, and demand for DRAM silicon will begin growing again later this year, especially in the cloud and data centre markets.…
Live Regcast: Ex-CISO and coal-face engineer Scott King shares his advice on becoming a pragmatic security leader
The balancing act of strategy and tactics revealed Promo What does it take to reach a leading role in the security field? There are different paths to take to get there: some go directly from analyst to leadership, others have a more technical background in general IT, or excellent tactical skills acquired in a consultancy or vendor role.…
Brit Police Federation cops to ransomware attack on HQ systems
Sort-of union for bobbies has triggered criminal investigation The Police Federation of England and Wales (PFEW), a sort-of trade union for police workers, has been battling to contain a ransomware strike on the group's computer systems, it confessed this afternoon.…
New phisherman's friends and a few old favourites slither out of WatchGuard's Security Report
New entry in network attack hit parade: That 2017 Cisco WebEx flaw you patched already (right?) Attacks targeting a years-old – and patched – vulnerability in a Chrome extension for Cisco's WebEx are on the increase, according to security outfit WatchGuard.…
Brekkie TV host Lorraine Kelly wins IR35 ruling against HMRC, adds fuel to freelance techies' ire over tax reforms
Pint-sized Scottish squawker wins tribunal appeal over £1.2m tax bill Obsequious breakfast TV host Lorraine Kelly has become an unlikely champion for the UK's freelance techies battling IR35 legislation – after a tribunal ruled she did not owe a £1.2m tax bill because she was not in fact an ITV employee.…
Overheard at a Brit mobe network: On the count of Three UK, smile and say, er... we lost how many customers?
Never mind, we've got a fistful of spectrum and 5G's a-coming... Hutchison's Three UK network lost 44,000 active customers last year, but saw its revenue increase slightly to £2.439bn from £2.425bn.…
'It's full of beer!' Miracle fridge reveals itself to pals tuckered out from cleaning flooded cabin
Sometimes life is pretty A-OK "I need a beer" is a phrase often uttered universally after a hard day's slog. But having cool, crisp refreshment fall into your lap as if by magic is something most of us can only dream of.…
Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers
Conspiracy theories abound as UK petitions website enjoys a Thursday TITSUP* When will lawmakers ever learn? Whenever the electorate is given a choice, they are bound to do something silly. In this case, overloading the UK Parliament's petition site with signatures on a Brexit-stopping suggestion.…
Cloudera sets its sights on $1bn revenues after Hortonworks slurp gave Wall Street the willies
CMO talks post-merger relationships, open-source spats Interview Cloudera said it plans to become the darling of Wall Street in 18 months, in part by breaking into the $1bn turnover club. This promise comes a week after the company reported widening losses and sales that missed analysts forecasts, sending its share price down by almost a fifth.…
New phone who dis? Facial recognition models more farcical despite progress
AI doesn't always work as well as you'd expect in real life GTC AI systems have superior abilities at recognising faces in theory, but when they're deployed in practice they often fail miserably.…
Azure thing at last: Windows Virtual Desktop takes to the cloudy stage
Reg talks to Microsoft as it finally pulls covers from new virty toy, reveals Win 10, apps and, er, 7? Windows Virtual Desktop has finally arrived, in preview form that is, and three months after the public preview was supposed to have begun.…
Windows Defender ATP is dead. Long live Microsoft Defender ATP
Redmond's anti-malware now coming to a Mac near you Microsoft nudged the Windows brand further out of the limelight today by thwacking its anti-malware package with the rebranding stick. Behold, Microsoft Defender ATP.…
Don't become another expensive statistic: Learn how to tackle cyber-criminals, at SANS London next month
Training classes will cover all security angles Promo As data thieves and hackers become more inventive, and more destructive, learning how to protect networks from attack and threats is zooming up organizations' lists of priorities.…
Who pressured WHO to put gaming on a par with drug addiction to help silence political dissent? Oh hi there, China
Devs point finger at Beijing for framing pastime as an illness – and how the West could follow At the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco on Wednesday, representatives of the International Game Developer Association (IGDA) warned that the World Health Organization (WHO) decision to treat computer gaming as a disorder on par with gambling and drug addiction represents a threat to free speech protections.…
DRAM, bam, thank you Sam: Like a Flashbolt from the blue, Samsung flaunts its fastest RAM
410GB/s per package. We repeat, 410GB/s per package Samsung has unveiled a new generation of high-bandwidth DRAM chips called Flashbolt.…
Carolina coward fesses up: I was a tech support scambag, and I made millions out of defrauding the elderly
You're free to bash the Bishap A man has pleaded guilty in America to a single felony count for his role in a $3m tech support scam operation.…
Stop us if you're getting deja-vu: Uber used spyware to nobble dial-a-ride rival, this time Down Under, allegedly
Aussie media claims Silicon Valley giant used surveillance tool to torpedo competitor Uber has once again been accused of using spyware tools to help it undermine a competing ride-share business.…
Our Skyborg (actual US govt program) will be just like IBM Watson, beams Air Force bod
No joke, that's what they've genuinely named a 'fighter-like' military drone project Rise of the Machines The American government is trying to buy military drones in a programme it has named Skyborg, with a US govt spokesman comparing the madcap project to both Star Wars’ R2-D2 and IBM Watson.…
New Zealand cops cuff alleged jackasses who shared mosque murder video, messages online
Calls for global action against white nationalism and tech giants that spread its message New Zealand police have started arresting some of those who allegedly shared a livestreamed video of the mass murder of 50 people in Christchurch last week.…
McAfee – the completely sane guy, not the biz – told to fork out $25m over 'torture, murder' of his Belize neighbor
Good luck, says antivirus wildchild, I have no assets John McAfee has been ordered to cough up $25m for the wrongful death of Gregory Faull, his former neighbor in Belize, but refuses to pay and claims he has no assets.…
Within Google Cloud, a computer is muttering: Shall we play a game? Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of SaaS?
Come for the on-demand servers, stay for the sweet documentation On a rainy Wednesday morning in San Francisco, Google pitched its Cloud Platform (GCP) to power games, and brought friends along to sing its praises at the annual Games Developer's Conference.…
Renegade Android apps can siphon off your web logins, browser history. So make sure Chrome or OS is patched, friends
Kit-Kat API whacked, don't give hackers your phone. This WebView came rolling home Smartphones and other gadgets running Android 4.4 or later contain a bug that can be exploited by rogue apps to steal website login tokens and spy on owners' browsing histories.…
Dead LAN's hand: IT staff 'locked out' of data center's core switch after the only bloke who could log into it dies
'We can replace it but we have no idea what the config is on the device' An IT department is pulling its hair out this month after realizing a coworker who died last year was the only person who could log into a crucial network switch.…
Mobes 'n' mattresses flinger Xiaomi growing like the clappers – outside China, at least
The Last Emporium Chinese tat bazaar Xiaomi isn't all scooters, knickers and formaldehyde-free mattresses. It also makes smartphones, and sales of those in Europe helped grow international revenues by 118 per cent year-on-year, booking almost ¥174.9bn overall, or £20bn in calendar 2018.…
HPE has an idea about where you should stick your workloads... Ouch. No, definitely not there
In-house or in the cloud? Right Mix Advisor will tell you HPE has pulled the sheets off a service designed to advise punters on the bits of their IT infrastructure to keep in-house, and the workloads to offload to public cloud data centres.…
Vengeful sacked IT bod destroyed ex-employer's AWS cloud accounts. Now he'll spent rest of 2019 in the clink
Bloke hit delete on £500,000 of 'business-critical data' after he was let go for 'poor' performance An irate sacked techie who rampaged through his former employer's AWS accounts with a purloined login, nuking 23 servers and triggering a wave of redundancies, has been jailed.…
I don't hate US tech, snarls Euro monopoly watchdog chief – as Google slapped with €1.49bn megafine
Play fair, chaps The European Commission has concluded its third probe into Google's business practices by whacking it with a €1.49bn fine. The third investigation dealt with advertising broker services that Brussels said foreclosed competition and raised prices for website operators.…
CLOUDERA gets all SHOUTY about rebrand: SMASHES capslock, but easy on the elephants
Merger so fresh, gabfest freebies had old logo Logowatch Now that star-crossed Hadoop-flinging lovers Cloudera and Hortonworks have ended their years-long competition-cum-courtship with a merger, what better way to seal the deal than visiting the Strategy Boutique?…
Bless. It's VMware and Dell EMC's first jointly engineered hybrid cloud infrastructure solution
Cloud Foundation makes debut on Dell EMC VxRail systems VMware's Cloud Foundation hybrid cloud stack has hit version 3.7 and is available from April as a component of a pre-built private cloud appliance running on Dell EMC VxRail hyperconverged infrastructure (HCI) kit.…
This ain't AI, it's a goddamn arms race – but US shouldn't get too heated, Congressman warns
Trump's exec order 'doesn't go nearly far enough', though GTC The US government needs to strengthen its commitment to AI with concrete funding, favourable immigration policies and better education if it's serious about remaining competitive, Democrat Congressman Jerry McNerney said on Tuesday.…
Google takes a page from Microsoft of old and revives browser ballot on Android
There's no place like Chrome, but... here are the other guys Google has offered to remind Android users in Europe that Chrome isn't the only game in town – similar to the "Web Browser Ballot" measure imposed on Microsoft a decade ago as part of a competition remedy.…
Cloudera execs grab the mic at ex-Hortonworks gig, dish details on new data platform
Go off-cluster if you wanna, plus 'batteries-included' Kubernetes containers Cloudera, fresh from the uneven merger with former Hadoop distro competitor Hortonworks, used its first major public event to thrust a new data platform hard at the enterprise.…
Carphone Warehouse thwacked by UK Advertising watchdog for a Cyber Monday wobble
Customers spared from buying an iPhone while credit scoring system had a lie-down UK phone-slinger The Carphone Warehouse has received a slap on the wrist from the Brit advertising watchdog after an offer proved a tad too popular.…
Can outsourcing your service desk ease your support headaches? Comarch reckons: Yes
Offsite specialists offer to take the strain Promo End-users often judge the efficiency of your IT by their first contact with your service desk. Do you have the resources to keep them happy and provide the fast and reliable support they need?…
Android clampdown on calls and texts access trashes bunch of apps
Users unchuffed, devs pulling bricked wares off Google Play Android looks a little less open now that Google has begun to enforce draconian new rules on accessing a phone's call and text logs.…
Can ye spare any 'digital change', pal? Blighty's ailing court service can't wait to hear from you
You'll have £140m to play with – and be paid 0.1% of that Do you like drinking from poisoned chalices? Enjoy being paid below average for your skills? Britain's court service has just the job for you and, boy, it's a doozy.…
Apple's revamped iPad beams a workhorse in from Planet Ludicrous
Pro features trickle down to the rest of us Analysis Apple's stealthy, unexpected refresh of its iPad range means it's serious about bringing professional features to a wider market. And so it jolly well should be.…
Could OpenAI's 'too dangerous to release' language model be used to mimic you on online? Yes, says this chap: I built a bot to prove it
Facebook convos used to train chat dopey doppelganger A machine-learning software engineer has trained OpenAI’s too-dangerous-to-release language model on personal Facebook messages to show how easy it is to create a bot that can attempt to impersonate you.…
My AWS Lamba Custom Runtimes bring all the .NET Core to the yard, and they're like... where is this headline going?
Good news for all – whoa, not so fast, Visual Studioers Lambda lovers, rejoice! You can now, from this week, write your cloudy functions in pretty much any version of .NET Core you like.…
Formulus Black – the artist formerly known as Symbolic IO – trumpets its new breed of dedupe
Claims ForsaOS can engorge server memory by up to 24x Formulus Black has proposed a way to make x86 servers run faster, using a data-reduction method.…
Don't get the pitchforks yet, Apple devs: macOS third-party application clampdown probably not as bad as rumored
The v10.15 will bring tighter security, the escape hatch should remain open for now Imagine for a moment the possibility that macOS 10.15, due to arrive later this year, will run only apps signed with a valid Apple developer certificate, with no option to white-list unsigned apps via the company's Gatekeeper security mechanism.…
Want to cruise your auto auto around but don't fancy killing people? Nvidia has an answer
Training wheels for… wheels GTC This week at Nvidia's GPU Technology Conference (GTC) in Silicon Valley, the chip slinger claimed its Drive Constellation – a server and software combo designed to give self-driving cars a virtual world where they can play without harming any of those squishy humans – is now available.…
Silence of the WANs: FBI DDoS-for-hire greaseball takedowns slash web flood attacks 'by 11%'
Fed bust of massive attack network caused traffic loads to plummet in Q4 The FBI's takedown of a group of prolific DDoS-for-hire websites has single-handedly helped to drop attack levels globally.…
In a humiliating climbdown, Facebook agrees to follow US laws
Ad targeting system overhaul to stop landlords from discriminating based on race Facebook will overhaul its ad system to prevent landlords, employers and money-lenders from bypassing anti-discrimination laws.…
Meet YouTube-linked games-streaming Stadia, yet another thing Google will axe in two years (unless it kills Twitch)
Now, witness the power of this eventually operational game star Challenging Amazon and Microsoft for the attention of gamers and for the billing of game industry customers, Google announced a planned game streaming service called Stadia at the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco on Tuesday.…
Super Cali optimistic right-to-repair's negotious, even though Apple thought it was something quite atrocious
US state joins others mulling laws allowing folks to freely fix their kit California has joined other US states mulling granting folks a right to repair – which would allow people to freely fix their electronic devices, and require manufacturers to provide the tools and manuals to do so.…
Ransomware drops the Lillehammer on Norsk Hydro: Aluminium giant forced into manual mode after systems scrambled
Norway the power and metals wrangler could have seen this one coming Norwegian power and metals giant Norsk Hydro is battling an extensive ransomware outbreak on its computers.…
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