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by Ryan Shattuck on Local, shared by Ryan Shattuck to on (#3BFKC)
HAVERHILL, MA—Doing his best to mask his disappointment that the package didn’t contain the cable-knit cashmere sweater he’d had his heart set on, local child Max Campbell reportedly spared his uncle’s feelings Friday by pretending to like the Xbox One X he received as a gift. “Thanks, Uncle Joe, I’ll definitely get a…Read more...
by Ryan Shattuck on (#3BFKD)
According to a list compiled from leaked user data, this year’s most popular passwords include several perennial favorites such as “football,†as well as new passwords such as “starwars†and “iloveyouâ€. What do you think?Read more...
by Ryan Shattuck on (#3BFKE)
NEW YORK—Citing the limited household budgets of many young married couples, a new report published Friday estimates that more Americans than ever this Christmas will be forced to sell a gold watch inherited from their father in order to buy a set of fine combs for their wife’s beautiful hair. “Wages have remained…Read more...
by Ryan Shattuck on (#3BFKF)
In a breakthrough in biomedicine, the FDA has approved a gene therapy for inherited blindness. What do you think?Read more...