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by Kevin on (#WYZZ)
Well, it's legal now, at least, although to be honest it's not the most danceable tune ever written. Related StoriesKlingon Used in Official CorrespondenceA Bit of Parliamentary Jiggery-PokeryLegislator Admits Voting While Under Influence of Facebook
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What have they got in their pocketses, precious? We wants to know. Related StoriesIndiana Briefly Considered Fining Bad Anthem Singers
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by Kevin on (#WP36)
What have they got in their pocketses, precious? We wants to know. Related StoriesIndiana Briefly Considered Fining Bad Anthem SingersThe Torch Has Been Passed"Game of Thrones" Fan Demands Trial by Combat
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by Kevin on (#WJEP)
In this edition: the schooling of a brain thief, criticism of the Secret Service, and another win for the Thought It Was a Giant Panda defense. Related StoriesAssorted Stupidity #80NewsAssorted Stupidity #79
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by Kevin on (#WESC)
Mass egging charged under anti-terrorism statute. Related StoriesDancing Suddenly Okay Again in Cottonwood HeightsWet Willy and Mr. NubMan's Spider Hunt Mistaken for Domestic Violence
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by Kevin on (#W78Y)
Womanly shrieks reported. Related StoriesUtah Woman Charged With Causing Egg CatastropheAustralian Police Searching for Motorized-Picnic-Table RidersRaiders Player Faces Dog-Taunting Charges
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by Kevin on (#VR9F)
"I'm sorry—he wanted death with what?" Related StoriesGuy Steals Four Million Pounds of OrangesUpon Further Review, I Don't Know What to ThinkTIP: He's Probably Not Going to Show Your Snake to His Girlfriend
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by Kevin on (#VEY6)
To be fair, if you drop three hundred grand on an armored fighting vehicle, they really should be willing to touch up the paint. Related StoriesPlaintiff: Disney Promised to Help Me Build an X-Wing. Court: No It Didn'tUtah Court Says Woman Can Sue HerselfExpert: Invitation to Child's Party Not Enforceable
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by Kevin on (#V0X1)
The individuals are not believed to be linked to terrorism.Updated with one relevant point and also something about kangaroos. Related StoriesYes, You Could Get a DWI on a Barbie JeepFormer Giant Tased After Drunken Scooter Chase
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by Kevin on (#TSJA)
For just a few dollars you, too, can be bothersome to the TSA and possibly also help make legal precedent. Related StoriesTSA Update: Still Failin'Hey, It Ain't “Deadly Force†to Drop a Tree on a GuyAssorted Stupidity #80
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by Kevin on (#TKXR)
The complaint has got problems. The court don't think he can solve 'em. Related StoriesHave You Ever Paid Royalties for Singing “Happy Birthday�
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by Kevin on (#TDNZ)
Or to shoot him four times, apparently. Not enough of these 1200+ words are jokes, but the cartoon references I think are pretty good. Related StoriesTSA Protester Needs Your HelpGood News: Cops Now Slightly More Likely to Lube You FirstCleveland Police Agree to Stop Hitting People on the Head With Guns
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by Kevin on (#T9N4)
The individual is said to have barked at the K-9 unit. Related StoriesDancing Suddenly Okay Again in Cottonwood HeightsUpon Further Review, I Don't Know What to ThinkHome of Throwed Rolls Sued for Throwin' Rolls
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by Kevin on (#T0J9)
Tom Giesler's new book depicts inventions the world might be able to do without but really shouldn't have to. Related StoriesSpider-Man Clings to Wall of Supreme CourtOther Things to Read!Author Arrested for Writing About Murder in the 30th Century
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by Kevin on (#SSB4)
What are the odds a lottery retailer would win so many times in the absence of shenanigans? Well ... "slim" might be an understatement. Related StoriesJudge Rules Man Fathered Only One TwinFinally, a Use for PeriscopeD.C. Prepares to Name an Official Amphipod
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by Kevin on (#SFVP)
And in all the same ways. But the new administrator says now there's a "laser-focus on mission," so that's good. Related StoriesAssorted Stupidity #80Texas Police Won't Charge Muslim Boy With Clock Possession"Arabic Terror Message" Actually Said "Welcome Home" in Hebrew
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by Kevin on (#SCMA)
It's a settlement all right. Related StoriesHave You Ever Paid Royalties for Singing "Happy Birthday to You"?God's Class Action DismissedTwitter Takedown of Scottish Scam
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by Kevin on (#S4HQ)
Enter if you dare ... but don't plan on suing later. Related StoriesAccused Italian Cheese Witch May Get New TrialMan Says He Danced on Police Car's Roof to Summon Aid Against VampiresGod's Class Action Dismissed
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by Kevin on (#S1RZ)
Lots of unanswered questions here. Can this be the next Serial? Related StoriesGood Reason to Kill #56: Disagreed About the Value of a College EducationGood Reason to Kill #55: Dissed Your SmartphoneGood Reason to Kill #54: Was Eating All the Salsa
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by Kevin on (#S15H)
It's important to practicing law. Related StoriesIt's the Texas Law Hawk AgainToddler Enjoys Lawyer-Themed Birthday PartyDanny Trejo Does a Lawyer Ad
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by Kevin on (#RXC0)
In this edition: yet another Bieber-related crime, the TSA at "work," a lawyer's argument about stirrups, and one surprisingly easy way to foil a bank robbery. Related StoriesNewsAssorted Stupidity #79Assorted Stupidity #78
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by Kevin on (#RE88)
The Dancing Man of Cottonwood Heights has been exonerated. Though questions remain. Related StoriesNo Dancing in Cottonwood HeightsCouncil Takes “Wrath of God†Resolution Off the AgendaUpon Further Review, I Don't Know What to Think
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by Kevin on (#RB7B)
Talons of Justice. Related StoriesEfficient Client Service?Toddler Enjoys Lawyer-Themed Birthday PartyDanny Trejo Does a Lawyer Ad
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by Kevin on (#RANM)
Spoiler: it's not against the law. Related StoriesDancing Suddenly Okay Again in Cottonwood HeightsYes, You Could Get a DWI on a Barbie JeepUpon Further Review, I Don't Know What to Think
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by Kevin on (#R3E1)
It's "disorderly conduct," according to some people. But hey, you can't be too careful. Look the other way and the next thing you know, ISIL will try a disco infiltration. Related StoriesAssorted Stupidity #80Dancing Suddenly Okay Again in Cottonwood HeightsFinally, a Use for Periscope
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by Kevin on (#QQQF)
This is one of those we're-sorry-we-burned-that-person-a-few-centuries-ago cases, but that doesn't mean they all shouldn't get together now and have a second fake trial rigged to come out the right way this time. Related StoriesMan Says He Danced on Police Car's Roof to Summon Aid Against VampiresGod's Class Action DismissedSauron's Ring Makes Brains Disappear
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by Kevin on (#QKGY)
But hopefully something that no one will ever need to use it for again. Related StoriesCops: We "Expected Privacy" Because We Tried to Smash All the CamerasLegislator Admits Voting While Under Influence of FacebookJudge Rules Man Fathered Only One Twin
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by Kevin on (#QFVQ)
This story has everything: a love triangle, a Christmas-party fracas at the zoo, meerkat experts, monkey handlers, and llama-keepers. Well, almost everything. Related StoriesJudge: Hulkster Limited at Trial to "One Plain Bandana"How Did That Taster's Choice Case Turn Out?Expert: Invitation to Child's Party Not Enforceable
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by Kevin on (#QD1E)
Why you might want to have second thoughts the next time you're thinking about suing a child. Related StoriesGod's Class Action DismissedPlaintiff: Disney Promised to Help Me Build an X-Wing. Court: No It Didn'tHow Did That Taster's Choice Case Turn Out?
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by Kevin on (#QA9Q)
Hello, boys ... I'm back!Also I'm in custody on $500,000 bail. But still. Related StoriesInsane Clown Posse Wins AppealBREAKING: O.J. Simpson FreedJudge: Hulkster Limited at Trial to "One Plain Bandana"
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by Kevin on (#PWVA)
"We adopt this Resolution before God that he pass us by in his Coming Wrath." Related StoriesGoat-Slayer Running for Florida SenateLegislator Admits Voting While Under Influence of FacebookCalifornia Town Calls for Ban on Space Weapons
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by Kevin on (#PSTY)
Some say Augustus Sol Invictus sacrificed a goat to the pagan god of the wilderness and then drank goat blood. Actually, HE says that. But he has denied being a fascist who wants to start another Civil War, so let's not jump to conclusions. Related Stories"Game of Thrones" Fan Demands Trial by CombatToddler Enjoys Lawyer-Themed Birthday PartyEric Holder Begins New Career in Comedy
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by Kevin on (#PEHT)
I've been in the process of designing a new site for a while now and am just about ready to launch it. Exciting, I know. Anyway, here are a few minor things about the upcoming transition. Once the transfer starts... Related StoriesNewsA Shameless Request for VotesMOM! I'm Representing Myself, Okay?! God!
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by Kevin on (#PSV2)
Other states may have their crustaceans, but only D.C. would have an amphipod. Which is also a crustacean, but still. And D.C. isn't a state, but also, still. Related StoriesD.C. Prepares to Name an Official AmphipodCostumed Bear Harasser Wanted by Authorities, EvolutionThe Octopus: Honorary Vertebrate?
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by Kevin on (#P9FM)
As I mentioned back in April, although the District of Columbia is not a state it has adopted a few official things just like all the states have. At the time of that post it had limited itself to an... Related StoriesCostumed Bear Harasser Wanted by Authorities, EvolutionThe Octopus: Honorary Vertebrate?Official State Crap: District of Columbia
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by Kevin on (#PSV4)
The Ninth Circuit made it just a little less likely that officers will try to yank something out of your butt without a warrant. Related StoriesGood News: Cops Now Slightly More Likely to Lube You FirstCleveland Police Agree to Stop Hitting People on the Head With GunsGod's Class Action Dismissed
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by Kevin on (#P2HQ)
Some things are funny because they're funny; other things are funny (at least to me) because they're so outrageous that the brain realizes the alternatives are fury, depression, or maybe furious depression, and it does what it can to channel... Related StoriesCleveland Police Agree to Stop Hitting People on the Head With GunsGod's Class Action DismissedProgress on the Police-Filming Front
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by Kevin on (#PSV6)
Say—weren't there six to eight million oranges here just a minute ago? Related StoriesUpon Further Review, I Don't Know What to ThinkTIP: He's Probably Not Going to Show Your Snake to His GirlfriendBumbling Australian ATM Thief of the Week
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by Kevin on (#NSNS)
A Florida man (no surprise there) has been charged with stealing some oranges, according to the Florida Department of Agriculture. Mostly oranges, anyway; depending on the mix and type of fruit he took, the number of oranges involved was probably... Related StoriesUpon Further Review, I Don't Know What to ThinkTIP: He's Probably Not Going to Show Your Snake to His GirlfriendBumbling Australian ATM Thief of the Week
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by Kevin on (#PSV7)
At least if you paid them to Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., good news: you might be getting that money back. Of course, this is probably much better news for your lawyers, but still.
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by Kevin on (#NJV3)
I'm always usually behind on stupid legal developments for various reasons including the huge amount of stupid source material. But I've been further behind than usual lately because I am redesigning the site (yes, again) and preparing to move it... Related StoriesA New WebsiteAssorted Stupidity #79A Shameless Request for Votes
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by Kevin on (#PSV9)
Sixth Circuit holds that ICP and affiliated Juggalo plaintiffs have standing to try to vacate the FBI's classification of Juggalos as a "gang." Whoop whoop! Related StoriesBREAKING: O.J. Simpson FreedJudge: Hulkster Limited at Trial to "One Plain Bandana"Donald Trump Sued Scotland
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by Kevin on (#NBED)
At least if you paid them to Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., good news: you might be getting that money back. Of course, this is probably much better news for your lawyers, but still. This chapter of the long-running legal saga involving... Related StoriesGod's Class Action DismissedPlaintiff: Disney Promised to Help Me Build an X-Wing. Court: No It Didn'tCopyright Office Weighs in on Monkey Pictures
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by Kevin on (#N4P1)
Last Thursday, the Sixth Circuit reinstated the lawsuit by ICP and certain Juggalos (the group's fans) challenging the FBI's classification of Juggalos—collectively—as a "hybrid gang" in its 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment. (NBC News, link to decision). More specifically, it... Related StoriesBREAKING: O.J. Simpson FreedJudge: Hulkster Limited at Trial to "One Plain Bandana"Donald Trump Sued Scotland
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by Kevin on (#MRYM)
The really interesting site Atlas Obscura has an article this week on Alice Springs, a town of about 28,000 that is smack in the middle of Australia. Americans may have heard of it because there is a U.S./Australian satellite tracking... Related StoriesPlease Read This Before Bombing New Mexico"Game of Thrones" Fan Demands Trial by CombatFrozen Guru Update (June 2015)
by Kevin on (#PSVA)
Science solves the mystery of why more people are stabbed in the thigh in Alice Springs, Australia, than anywhere else in the world. Related StoriesPlease Read This Before Bombing New Mexico"Game of Thrones" Fan Demands Trial by CombatFrozen Guru Update (June 2015)
by Kevin on (#MNP6)
As you've probably heard (Dallas Morning News, Washington Post, Popehat, everybody else who gets up earlier than I do, which is apparently everybody), police in Irving, Texas, have announced that they will not bring charges against 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed. This... Related Stories"Arabic Terror Message" Actually Said "Welcome Home" in HebrewKansas Senator: Terrorists Could Infiltrate Fort Leavenworth by ... Submarine?The Torch Has Been Passed
by Kevin on (#MGHW)
I've written about anti-saggy-pants legislation several times, but this is an argument I'd never considered before. It was made in Dadeville, Alabama (pop. 3,200 and falling), where the city council is about to regulate not only pants height but also... Related StoriesCostumed Bear Harasser Wanted by Authorities, EvolutionWet Willy and Mr. NubTIP: He's Probably Not Going to Show Your Snake to His Girlfriend
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by Kevin on (#M61A)
... from uncertainty as to how the Nevada Supreme Court will rule in his case, because it denied his appeal yesterday. Sorry—now that I look at that headline, it seems a little misleading. I need to be more careful about... Related StoriesTeens Charged With Exploiting ThemselvesWet Willy and Mr. NubNorwegian Inmate Slowly Paddles to Freedom
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