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by Kevin on (#N4P1)
Last Thursday, the Sixth Circuit reinstated the lawsuit by ICP and certain Juggalos (the group's fans) challenging the FBI's classification of Juggalos—collectively—as a "hybrid gang" in its 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment. (NBC News, link to decision). More specifically, it... Related StoriesBREAKING: O.J. Simpson FreedJudge: Hulkster Limited at Trial to "One Plain Bandana"Donald Trump Sued Scotland
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by Kevin on (#M61A)
... from uncertainty as to how the Nevada Supreme Court will rule in his case, because it denied his appeal yesterday. Sorry—now that I look at that headline, it seems a little misleading. I need to be more careful about... Related StoriesTeens Charged With Exploiting ThemselvesWet Willy and Mr. NubNorwegian Inmate Slowly Paddles to Freedom
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by Kevin on (#M4Q9)
In a split decision on August 31, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals held that Big Mountain Jesus need not move to a different location. If, like me, you assumed that "Big Mountain Jesus" was a DJ or band of...
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by Kevin on (#KZ14)
According to Travel Sentry, Inc., it "creates and manages standards that improve travel security" in cooperation with agencies like the TSA. It doesn't make luggage locks, but locks made to its standards are "officially recognized and accepted" by the agencies.... Related StoriesAssorted Stupidity #78Trumpet While DrivingAssorted Stupidity #77
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by Kevin on (#KSFY)
Tara Monroe is a college student in Texas who has gained some notoriety for her response to a DWI arrest in March. Monroe, whose "license was automatically suspended after [she refused] a breathalyzer test after a Waka Flocka concert," then... Related StoriesFormer Giant Tased After Drunken Scooter Chase
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by Kevin on (#KBYK)
Let me just warn you in advance that the following sentence will make no sense at all: After a 16-year-old Fayetteville girl made a sexually explicit nude photo of herself for her boyfriend last fall, the Cumberland County Sheriff's Office... Related StoriesWet Willy and Mr. NubNorwegian Inmate Slowly Paddles to FreedomTIP: He's Probably Not Going to Show Your Snake to His Girlfriend
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by Kevin on (#K7W9)
The story of the failed gerrymander attempt in Columbia, Missouri (see "Gerrymanders Miss One Person" (Aug. 31)), has been extremely popular, and not just in the United States. The famous Taiwanese Animators have now turned it into a video starring... Related StoriesDanny Trejo Does a Lawyer AdA Bit of Parliamentary Jiggery-PokeryDefendant Pleads Guilty to Kicking an Owl While Paragliding
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by Kevin on (#K6TE)
"A judge will now have to decide whether the six-year-old can be held legally responsible for her actions," says the Telegraph about a case pending in Austria. According to the report, the accident she's accused of causing "took place on... Related StoriesHome of Throwed Rolls Sued for Throwin' RollsIf New Horizons Hit My Car, Could the Insurance Company Raise My Rates?Donald Trump Sued Scotland
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by Kevin on (#JN3T)
Guys, a topic that is kind of interesting but that you should still not bring up on a first date is how the NFL's instant-replay system is similar in some ways to the courts of appeal. Both systems use a... Related StoriesWet Willy and Mr. NubCops: We "Expected Privacy" Because We Tried to Smash All the CamerasTIP: He's Probably Not Going to Show Your Snake to His Girlfriend
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by Kevin on (#JE6Q)
It's not too unusual, or so I hear, for a client to be unable to recall every meeting and phone call with a lawyer. I would guess that the recall rate goes down as the billing rate goes up, generally... Related StoriesCriminal-Defense Attorney May Be Criminal Defense AttorneyOkay, Who's Gonna Go Argue That the Nun Threatened National Security?Court: Obligation to Make Sense May Not Be Delegated to Client
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by Kevin on (#J3F7)
As you know, President Obama is determined to close the detention facility at Guantánamo Bay, which he promised to close in 2007 and has desperately been trying but failing to close since his second day in office. See Executive Order... Related StoriesThe Torch Has Been PassedCops: We "Expected Privacy" Because We Tried to Smash All the Cameras"Arabic Terror Message" Actually Said "Welcome Home" in Hebrew
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by Kevin on (#J317)
But more about Donald Trump later. The Expert Institute is running a contest for Best Legal Blog, and I've known this for a while now but I sort of assumed that they were really only interested in blogs written by... Related StoriesMOM! I'm Representing Myself, Okay?! God!UPDATES!Other Things to Read!
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by Kevin on (#HX5A)
A thoroughly pissed-off Gen. George Washington to British Lt. General Thomas Gage (Aug. 19, 1775): I have taken Time, Sir, to make a strict Inquiry, and find it has not the least Foundation in Truth. Not only your Officers, and... Related StoriesKansas Senator: Terrorists Could Infiltrate Fort Leavenworth by ... Submarine?"Arabic Terror Message" Actually Said "Welcome Home" in HebrewAirport Security Seizes Three-Year-Old's Fart Gun
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by Kevin on (#HRVT)
For once I'm not going to be criticizing the TSA, but that's only because the TSA wasn't involved here in any way. Although it wouldn't surprise me if they have been meeting with their Irish counterparts supposedly to exchange nonsensical... Related StoriesTSA: Terror Sorority Alert"Arabic Terror Message" Actually Said "Welcome Home" in HebrewKansas Senator: Terrorists Could Infiltrate Fort Leavenworth by ... Submarine?
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by Kevin on (#HMB9)
Well, this happened: [Alaska Fish & Game official] Lou Cenicola reported that around 7:30 p.m. Monday, a man in a "realistic-looking" bear costume ran through a group of people standing on the side of the road bear-watching. The man ran... Related StoriesWet Willy and Mr. NubTIP: He's Probably Not Going to Show Your Snake to His GirlfriendMan Says He Danced on Police Car's Roof to Summon Aid Against Vampires
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by Kevin on (#HA80)
You might have thought that our nation's court system would not have to trouble itself with the act commonly known as the "wet willy," but if so, you were sadly ... well, actually you were mostly right. But not entirely.... Related StoriesTIP: He's Probably Not Going to Show Your Snake to His GirlfriendMan Says He Danced on Police Car's Roof to Summon Aid Against VampiresCleveland Police Agree to Stop Hitting People on the Head With Guns
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by Kevin on (#H3HY)
As you can probably guess, they didn't get all of them. When it's ok for a masked man to steal your TV About a week ago (ars technica, Orange County Register), some of the officers who raided a medical-marijuana shop... Related StoriesJudge: Hulkster Limited at Trial to "One Plain Bandana"DEA Agent: If You Legalize Pot, Rabbits Will Get HighTwo More Drunk-Driving Excuses to Cross Off the List
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by Kevin on (#GNNR)
Listen, I get it. A policy of throwing most offenders in high-security prisons is counterproductive and doesn't benefit anybody but the people who run prisons. Especially where drug offenses are concerned. That's my belief. And although we obviously need prisons,... Related StoriesTIP: He's Probably Not Going to Show Your Snake to His GirlfriendJudge Orders Defendant to Draw HimMan Says He Danced on Police Car's Roof to Summon Aid Against Vampires
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by Kevin on (#GHHV)
Here's a nice item from the Crime Blotter in the Columbia, SC, Free Times (thanks, Dedman): Craigslist Bandit: Authorities are looking for a man who has been stealing items from people when he meets up with them via Craigslist. First... Related StoriesMan Says He Danced on Police Car's Roof to Summon Aid Against VampiresNorwegian Inmate Slowly Paddles to FreedomJudge Orders Defendant to Draw Him
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by Kevin on (#G20E)
Number of lawsuits filed during 2014 in the U.S. District Court in Tucson: 3,772. Number of those lawsuits filed by Dale Maisano: 2,995 (79.4 percent). Number of lawsuits Maisano has filed in the District of Tennessee: over 1,800. Most lawsuits... Related StoriesTrumpet While DrivingAssorted Stupidity #77Assorted Stupidity #76
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by Kevin on (#G2NR)
Well, this seems to have happened in January but didn't receive the publicity it deserves until the WSJ's Law Blog covered it recently. Obviously I need better sources in Prairieville, Louisiana. That's the home of the Dobra family, whose youngest... Related Stories"Game of Thrones" Fan Demands Trial by CombatDanny Trejo Does a Lawyer AdEric Holder Begins New Career in Comedy
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by Kevin on (#G238)
Seriously, I'm already way behind on other stuff—could the TSA stop doing stupid $&*# for maybe 48 hours? Is that possible? Today's report (thanks, Erika) is that thousands of passengers were delayed for hours at Hobby Airport in Houston, many... Related StoriesNew TSA Administrator to Explain How Agency Will Fail Differently From Now OnTSA Can Improve Aviation Worker VettingI Should Stress That TSA Detected Well Over Four Percent of The Fake Threats
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by Kevin on (#FYSV)
"Approve of the meat industry and you approve of Auschwitz. There is no difference." Here's something else the new TSA administrator needs to prioritize: the investigation into the recent alleged groping of Morrissey's junk at San Francisco International Airport. On... Related StoriesEric Holder Begins New Career in ComedyI Should Stress That TSA Detected Well Over Four Percent of The Fake ThreatsNew TSA Administrator Explains, Part II
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by Kevin on (#FYMD)
Update: I did watch the rest of the hearing yesterday (see "New TSA Administrator to Explain How Agency Will Fail Differently From Now On" (July 29)), although to be honest I just sort of listened to it in the background... Related StoriesNew TSA Administrator to Explain How Agency Will Fail Differently From Now OnEric Holder Begins New Career in ComedyLegislator Admits Voting While Under Influence of Facebook
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by Kevin on (#FTTM)
Good news, you guys—the TSA finally has a new administrator, a man who is said to be a smart and capable leader who should be able to develop new and creative ways in which the agency will fail. Vice-Admiral Peter... Related StoriesTSA Can Improve Aviation Worker VettingI Should Stress That TSA Detected Well Over Four Percent of The Fake ThreatsTown Says It Will Prosecute Official Who Did Something Useful
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by Kevin on (#F843)
According to the BBC (thanks, James), a judge in Northern Ireland has agreed to give a 16-year-old "one last chance" after the boy failed a drug test that showed he had (gasp!) consumed cannabis. After the boy's solicitor argued that... Related StoriesMan Says He Danced on Police Car's Roof to Summon Aid Against VampiresU.S. Government: Lasers are EvilNaked Rambler Loses Another Appeal
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by Kevin on (#F0E9)
As always when I mention attorney advertising I'm only endorsing (or mocking) the ad itself, and don't have a position about whatever it's advertising. So having said that, I think Danny Trejo is awesome and that this is a pretty... Related StoriesA Bit of Parliamentary Jiggery-PokeryDefendant Pleads Guilty to Kicking an Owl While ParaglidingMUGABE SPOKESMAN: Even Jesus Would Have Tripped
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by Kevin on (#EN0M)
It's illegal in Florida to harass or disturb a manatee, as it should be because the manatee is an endangered species, and as it must be because they can't defend themselves. Neither of those factors applies to alligators. So if... Related StoriesAssorted Stupidity #76Assorted Stupidity #75Assorted Stupidity #74
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by Kevin on (#EE8R)
It depends. This question is prompted by a paragraph in Randall Munroe's what if? post the other day entitled "What if New Horizons hit my car?" (in turn based on a question by Robin Sheat). The answer to that question... Related StoriesMan Ordered to Pay for Shooting Down Trespassing DroneJury Clears Mascot in Hot-Dog-Flinging CaseU.S. Government: Lasers are Evil
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by Kevin on (#EAR3)
Here's how this goes sometimes. Sometimes you write something you really like. And since you're kind of on a roll you don't stop to save it after every frickin' paragraph because you'd like to think that maybe the wifi network... Related StoriesJudge Orders Defendant to Draw HimSome Judges Show Up for Jury Duty. Some Don't. And Some Lawyer Up.U.S. Government: Lasers are Evil
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by Kevin on (#DYHF)
The Telegraph's report on this claimed it was the first known example of a government official using the Klingon language. I assume they meant "outside the Klingon Empire or Finland," but I quit reading once my tracker-blocking software hit 59.... Related StoriesEric Holder Begins New Career in ComedyA Bit of Parliamentary Jiggery-PokeryLegislator Admits Voting While Under Influence of Facebook
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by Kevin on (#DQ12)
Those of you wondering what Eric Holder would do now that he's no longer the Attorney General, wonder no more. He's apparently decided to do stand-up. Holder has always been sort of a card, as you probably recall. I personally... Related StoriesI Should Stress That TSA Detected Well Over Four Percent of The Fake ThreatsKlingon Used in Official CorrespondenceMan Ordered to Pay for Shooting Down Trespassing Drone
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by Kevin on (#DM39)
The Hulkster also shall not be referred to as "Hulkster," or even "Hulk Hogan," Judge Pamela Campbell ruled last week. Instead, the plaintiff shall be referred to by his real name, Terry Gene Bollea, during the trial of his case... Related StoriesAggravated Pimpin' Ain't EasyDonald Trump Sued ScotlandSpider-Man Clings to Wall of Supreme Court
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by Kevin on (#DGB6)
It might be easier at this point to compile a list of those Donald Trump hasn't sued, but in this Daily Beast article ("Donald Trump Sued Everyone but His Hairdresser"), Olivia Nuzzi has put together an impressive partial list of... Related StoriesGuy Who Sued Country for Bad Weather Declared a "Quarrelsome Litigant"Judge: Hulkster Limited at Trial to "One Plain Bandana"Spider-Man Clings to Wall of Supreme Court
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by Kevin on (#DEYD)
Another possible source for Justice Scalia's vocabulary choices (see "The Argle-Bargle Over This Jiggery-Pokery Is Pure Applesauce" (June 25) might be the House of Commons. Reader Chris C. noticed this example on YouTube: "Jiggery-pokery" is deployed about 37 seconds in,... Related StoriesKlingon Used in Official CorrespondenceLegislator Admits Voting While Under Influence of FacebookDefendant Pleads Guilty to Kicking an Owl While Paragliding
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by Kevin on (#D4QG)
Many of you will be outside this weekend, so a little drone advice seems timely. Or maybe it's shotgun advice. Take your pick. Ars Technica reported recently that a drone operator in California had prevailed in a legal dispute with... Related StoriesJudge Criticizes "Behemoth Pleadings"Some Judges Show Up for Jury Duty. Some Don't. And Some Lawyer Up.The Continuing Argle-Bargle
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by Kevin on (#D1R7)
"Some" is probably the wrong word in that last sentence, because I'd be surprised if this has ever happened before. But it did happen recently in the federal District of Kansas, according to this order by Judge Eric Melgren (thanks,... Related StoriesHarvard Grad Threatens Legal Action Over $4 ChargeDressing Like a Prisoner Could Get You Out of Jury Duty, One Way or AnotherCriminal-Defense Attorney May Be Criminal Defense Attorney
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