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by The Onion on (#3J5KT)
The Massachusetts Institute of Technology plans to bring nuclear fusion to market in the next 15 years after receiving a $50 million investment, a development that could offer the world massively more efficient and cleaner energy. What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3J3G3)
British Prime Minister Theresa May said Russia’s involvement in poisoning a former Russian spy was “highly likely†and called it a direct act of the Russian state against the United Kingdom. What do you think?Read more...
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by By Kevin Pagonis on (#3J30R)
Look, I’m the last person to blindly glom onto whatever hot new lifestyle trend is popular at the moment, but this time is different. I’ve just discovered something that’s so transformative, so revolutionary, I can’t imagine how I ever lived without it. Trust me, this is no gimmick. I’m talking about socks, and now…Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3J2D9)
Beverage giant Coca-Cola is developing its first-ever alcoholic spin on its classic soda to be sold in Japan later this year, saying it will be 3 percent to 8 percent alcohol and feature a vodka-like distillation of rice, barley, and potatoes known as shÅchÅ«. What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3J071)
Americans set their clocks forward by one hour on Sunday so that daylight lasts further into the evening. How are you coping with losing an hour?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3HZ6C)
A Centers for Disease Control and Prevention report found that overdoses due to opioids such as oxycodone, fentanyl, and heroin increased by 30 percent from July 2016 to September 2017, revealing a still worsening crisis. What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3HSHK)
A 132-year-old message in a bottle was found by an Australian family, with experts verifying that it was thrown off of a German Naval Observatory vessel in 1886 as an experiment in shipping routes. What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3HRDY)
Fast-food giant McDonald’s announced it will roll out fresh beef at the majority of its domestic locations in a move to battle for customers’ increasingly divided attention. What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3HPGW)
Employees in the new Apple headquarters have been repeatedly walking into its glass windows and doors, forcing some to call 911 due to mild concussions. What do you think?Read more...
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by Ryan Shattuck on (#3HP1M)
During my 48 years in this world, I’ve done my best to lead a good life. I’ve worked hard, been honest in my dealings with others, and tried to give generously of my time and talents. After marrying the love of my life, I settled down to make a home with her, and together we’re raising two beautiful daughters. Such…Read more...
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by Ryan Shattuck on (#3HNEQ)
A Gallup study indicates a growing bias against having sons and towards having daughters in most American parents, with experts citing a “subtle fear of boys and the trouble they might bring.†What do you think?Read more...
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by Ryan Shattuck on (#3HK7Y)
South Korean officials say Kim Jong-Un is willing to give up his nuclear ambitions if his regime is guaranteed safety by the United States. What do you think?Read more...
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