by The Onion on Local, shared by The Onion to The Oni on (#3JJQ9)
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Updated | 2025-07-03 00:15 |
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by The Onion on (#3JJN1)
Toys ‘R’ Us is in the process of filing to liquidate its business, a move that would close all 800 locations in the U.S. What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3JCWN)
Automaker Ford issued a recall for 1.4 million Ford Fusion and Lincoln MKZ model cars after discovering their steering wheels may pop off while driving leading to an “increased risk of crash.†What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3JBMN)
Topping last year’s winning flavor of black licorice, a new survey reveals that buttered popcorn is the nation’s favorite jelly bean flavor. What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3JA2R)
Teenagers from 3,000 schools across the country staged a walkout for 17 minutes on Wednesday—a tribute to the 17 killed at Parkland, FL—to protest gun violence. What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3J8SY)
A NASA study in which astronaut Scott Kelly lived at the International Space Station for one year while his identical twin brother, Mark Kelly, remained on Earth found a 7 percent change in genes as a result of staying in space, including those involved in the immune system. What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3J6WF)
The Church of Scientology cult launchd a 24/7 network on DirecTV and several streaming services this week, including such programs as Meet A Scientologist, Voices for Humanity, and L. Ron Hubbard: In His Own Voice. What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3J5KT)
The Massachusetts Institute of Technology plans to bring nuclear fusion to market in the next 15 years after receiving a $50 million investment, a development that could offer the world massively more efficient and cleaner energy. What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3J3G3)
British Prime Minister Theresa May said Russia’s involvement in poisoning a former Russian spy was “highly likely†and called it a direct act of the Russian state against the United Kingdom. What do you think?Read more...
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by By Kevin Pagonis on (#3J30R)
Look, I’m the last person to blindly glom onto whatever hot new lifestyle trend is popular at the moment, but this time is different. I’ve just discovered something that’s so transformative, so revolutionary, I can’t imagine how I ever lived without it. Trust me, this is no gimmick. I’m talking about socks, and now…Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3J2D9)
Beverage giant Coca-Cola is developing its first-ever alcoholic spin on its classic soda to be sold in Japan later this year, saying it will be 3 percent to 8 percent alcohol and feature a vodka-like distillation of rice, barley, and potatoes known as shÅchÅ«. What do you think?Read more...
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by The Onion on (#3J071)
Americans set their clocks forward by one hour on Sunday so that daylight lasts further into the evening. How are you coping with losing an hour?Read more...
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